Wacky Theories

In this episode we learn a little bit about the newly famous climate activist Greta Thunberg.  Specifically, we find out why she thinks it's ok to skip school and head to North Dakota, where the average wheat farmer is less than thrilled about erecting a mural in her honor.  And why North Dakota, after all?  The answer lies with the Lutheran Church that proclaimed her the successor to Jesus Christ himself.  But don't let Greta's popularity fool you!  In the end, we would all be better off as giraffes.

From Central Vietnam to Central LA, Hanoi to Houston, everybody wants a little bling in da grillz!  Meet Johnny Dang, Jeweler to the Stars, and his army of unwitting soldiers, as they blindly take over the world with their flashy teeth.  But who are they really serving?  In this episode we explore the history of grillz, who wears them, and what impact they are having on the world around us.  Beyonce, Quavo, Katy Perry, Lil Durk... the list goes on and on.  But watch out, Kanye, you might not have control over your own mouth!

In this episode we head to the Wild West and ask ourselves, "Why did Buffalo Bill track down the American bison?"  And why does a chicken wings joint out of Buffalo choose a bison for its logo??  The answer is the same, and it will shock you!  It isn't just about bison burgers, hot wings and railroad tracks.  No, the very foundation of capitalism is under seige!  But it isn't too late: if the bison can only form a basketball team, they might just get to Trump!

In this exciting episode Gabby and I break down the vicious electoral war going on right under out noses (and on top of our heads) in Florida!  Tune in to find out how you can avoid an untimely death and an unwitting participation in one of the most devious plots ever to appear on the American political scene!

In this exciting episode we confront head-on one of the vilest crustacean plots in American history!  Tune in to learn why Taylor Hamlin was dethroned, why the lobsters were bound and gagged, and ultimately what was decided by the powerful Invasive Alien Species Committee.  The story will leave you shell-shocked.

In this episode we explore the dynamic potential relationship between Daniel Bregoli and Conor McGregor, two stars with strikingly similar methods of dispute resolution.  Would this enable them to address any discord gracefully?  Or would it just lead to an epic beatdown?  Let's listen to what happens when Daniel begs Conor to catch her outside, how 'bout dat?

In this exciting episode we explore the distinct but horrid possibility that Elon Musk could be luring unsuspecting tourists to Santorini, Greece for the purpose of extracting their body fat in order to send his ships to the moon for free!

This episode explores the possibility that Joe Biden used CornPop to gain street creds so that he could locate his long lost son.  When Taco Talks about his theories, people listen!

This is the sordid tale of Pablo Escobar's hippos and how they have relentlessly pursued Sophia Vergara.  Do you want to know why Sophia cannot continue to be a model and actress?  Listen now as Taco talks to you and outlines what she MUST do in order to regain control over her miserable life!