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We start off this week with allegations, lies, locks, and what we are NOT gonna do! We have only two words for Katt Williams: Stop. It. Then we've got nuthin' but applause for Regina King, Atlanta (the show), and The Fonz... eeeehhh! Next, it's a trip down Super Bowl halftime show Memory Lane. Kristin is holding out hope for Outkast and international vacays, while Andrea tells a cautionary tale and dreams of siestas & late night desserts. We may not know what happens in the snow or who was REALLY Teddy Perkins the other night, but we do know you should TUNE IN now!

Hello, Listener-Fans! This week we've got a shooter in quiet Bakersfield and are utterly disgusted with racist political cartoons... long live #QueenSerena. There's a lot of whelming everywhere, red shoe throwing, deal finding, Hurricane Florence rippling, and 90s group sorting. Kristin is gonna start sewing again, JUST as soon as she can get her hands on that sewing kit, harder than it sounds folks. Andrea is flying high from her Eagles concert and looking forward to her 70s. And do you know YOUR Caribbean history? Well, it's fine because apparently we are less than six degrees from Ryan Coogler, so there. Look, rather than pull a Marc Jacobs, how 'bout we stop here and you go TUNE IN now?!

We're back from our quick self-care break and asking, "Polarize much, America?" We jump right into the many issues folks are Big Mad about & divided over. We're cheerin' for Kaep, Elvin, In N Out, & Trader Joe's. Then saying Rest In Peace to John McCain, Queen Aretha, Burt Reynolds, and civility & decorum. We so wish Karma had minded her bidness, grateful that Coppola made the better choice, and excited about the youth reading books we love (You're a wizard, Harry!) I mean, we're just here #forthepeople and #fortheculture so don't be surprised when Kristin nails her Blanche Devereaux impersonation & has strong feelings about Designated Survivor. Andrea is too busy saying goodbye to be up on breaking news, but has a lot to say about the #greatergood, wish her luck, Kristin already has! Theres' a whole lot and time's a wastin'... so tune in NOW!

Ooooohweeee... we got so much to SAY! But we won't complain, nope. First, we must needs talk snacks and fast food, Kristin's givin' speeches, and just overall "enthusiasms, enthusiasms!" Then it's on to Killer Coaches and Nasty Nazis, yeah, you read that right. We are firmly #TeamTevin, dontchu talk 'bout Tevin! Andrea's producin' Aretha montages & award shows, everyone's naked, Nicki's throwin' tantrums on Insta, Simone's flying high (literally, tho,) Kenya's makin' that $chmoney, and Nick & Priyanka are jumpin' the broom! (Then there's Ava and Scarface and Eagles... oh no wonder we. is. TIRED.) I MEAN, what DON'T we cover?!?! Well you'll have to tune in to find out (*whispers* bc there's trauma on the MARTA and undercover cops in the KKK)... ok, ok, just listen in NOW!

It's another week and we are solving all the problems (or at least bemoaning them.) Another tough start with a look at the Catholic Church scandal out of Pennsylvania, the suicidal plane heist in Seattle, and a sad goodbye to the Queen of Soul... RIP Aretha. Then it's on to Stephanie Mills' defense of MJ, leaving Sam Smith rockin' in a corner or back in rehab (*whispers* that's what Kristin thinks.) Bruno struggles to fill Cardi B's red-bottoms and Robert Glasper has #nostruggle spilling all the tea on Lauryn Hill & we join him in these 3 words to her, "Do. It. Again." IJS. It's all Beef Patty wishes, damn scooter rants, cooking fails, and Netflix reccs from there. Andrea is holding Kristin accountable, while Kristin examines her disdain for Winnie the Pooh (yeah, something about honey? *shrugs*) Oh, it's a whole lot, but you've got to tune in & listen through to find out, easter eggs not included!

This week we start off somber with a look at the Chicago shootings and a discussion on "Snapchat Dysmorphia" (what's that?) Then we tell Bill, Karen, & Chad to "worry 'bout yo'self" and stop counting my money (or LeBron's)... kank u very much! We say "Go, Beyonce!" as we fawn over the September Vogue cover and all the #realness in her cover article. Then it's all jeers from there: from Paris & Michael to #Oscarssowrong, Andrea hands out sage wisdom and Kristin calls foul. Andrea declares her love for The Colonel, obsession with zoodles, and receives a "get it, gurl" from her co-host. Meanwhile, Kristin is staying dry indoors, planning for a week away, and is also the Queen of Self Awareness (thought you knew!) I mean with ALL THIS we may just get nominated "Most Popular," but you can only send in your vote if you LISTEN IN now!

This week the girls say "Welcome to our world, " to a special guest and the antics begin from the very start. It's unanimous, Harvey Weinstein is #sogross we should start a special # just for him. Meanwhile, at the CIA, honey trapping, hooking up, and and our guest's best elevator speech to join the ranks (*whispers* Don't hire her!) We applaud LeBron on his I Promise School and Beyonce on her Vogue September Issue takeover! But it's a big thumbs down and little sailboat to nowhere for Monique, Roseanne, and Cousin Meghan's daddy... they all refuse to win or shut up! Who's a disaster of the best kind? Who likes to play dress up? Who needs to just get off the phone? And what happens when a Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and a Hufflepuff podcast... well, you can't know until you LISTEN IN!

This week the girls say "Welcome to our world, " to a special guest and the antics begin from the very start. It's unanimous, Harvey Weinstein is #sogross we should start a special # just for him. Meanwhile, at the CIA, honey trapping, hooking up, and and our guest's best elevator speech to join the ranks (*whispers* Don't hire her!) We applaud LeBron on his I Promise School and Beyonce on her Vogue September Issue takeover! But it's a big thumbs down and little sailboat to nowhere for Monique, Roseanne, and Cousin Meghan's daddy... they all refuse to win or shut up! Who's a disaster of the best kind? Who likes to play dress up? Who needs to just get off the phone? And what happens when a Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and a Hufflepuff podcast... well, you can't know until you LISTEN IN!

This week we are HOT... off the presses, that is, with news from North Korea and taking time to #sayhername for Nia Wilson. It turns out we're also hot with the toddler set and women across the country are hot for Dr. Constantine and his #inmyfillings viral vid. We cheer "good job" to Cardi B for smart self-care and Issa says "buh-bye" to Lawrence! The rest is all cover-ups, arranged marriages (did you know Kristin is an expert?,) and Andrea's movie review. Theres' a ton more recs, deets, & how to stay safe on them streets, but you won't know what's breaking news unless you tune in NOW!

It's late night and the ladies are still AT IT! Cal 3 is not to be, ESPYs see victims unite, and one story has a mostly happy ending. The #inmyfeelings dance challenge & Chance the Rapper get a thumbs up, while dumb people, Stevie J, & Tyrese all get two thumbs down. And while Andrea is #livinghealthy, Kristin has been all about #treatyoself! You've got to listen in because whether exploring new podcasts or strolling through museums, these two are always #makingmoneymoves, so tune in NOW!