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It's that time of the week and the girls start off quite serious with a look back at the Emmett Till murder. Then we tackle bear-size events with our non-parenting selves, giggle about the Lil Cardi B memes, declare Eddie Murphy the true winner amongst the comedian ruckus (#bowdown, #littlemansyndrome,) and give Randy Newman a special shout out! From there on it's all Emmy nominations, Forbes' idea of "self-made," free birthday treats for Kristin (hint: it's on Monday!,) and a car named Gerdie for Andrea! Plus, you'll want to know more about our very own Mama Juju & biochargers... and how long do YOU sit in your car before you get out? Find out our answers and much more NOW!

It's time to tune in to AB7 because there's a whole lot to catch up on! Folks been climbin' Lady Liberty, LeBron James is headed to L.A., the Whitney (not whitey) biopic looks promising, and did YOU know Joe Jackson died!?!? Kristin is gettin' old, sippin' sparkling water, and NEEDS a vacay like yesterday. In the meantime, Andrea's been silent & off the grid and er-uh may have missed some headlines (hint: Joe Jackson is pushing up daisies.) So: don't let your ears get sweaty, don't make Bette Midler mad atcha', don't confuse Carly for Carole... but DO tune in NOW!

This week we are in an echo chamber, not the philosophical kind, like for real we echo-echo-echo, but hang in there past that and you'll here us NOT solve the immigration crisis and look forward to a Juneteenth musical from our boy, Kenya Barris! We give a hearty "too bad-too sad" to Jesse Williams' EPIC backfire, ponder the possibility of a Girlfriends movie, and after a thumbs up to Oceans 8 Kristin sits back to anxiously await Creed II. (Spoiler Alert on the trailer btw!) Andrea is solely birthday focused and is going silent for a week... so enjoy us while you can because this has to last you 2x as long. We'll talk to you in two weeks, but in the meantime tune in NOW!

We missed you too! So we're back... buttering up Kim, debating the California divide, giving ihob a thumbs down, & just overall handlin' bidness! We say RIP to Kate and Anthony, tell Tiff to shush, give congrats to the Warriors, and Kristin declares her love for bearded Drake *again!* It is possible that Ariana and Pete are not marrying age and nearly impossible for Andrea to buy a car without being mansplained to... grr. It's been a tough two weeks, but we're back and so are you, so tune in NOW!

This week we explore these here interwebs and learn about the furry community & how much five roses add up to (hint: not actual animals or flowers!) We boo Roseanne and give BIG UPS to the Barris fam & #alldemkids, plus dictionary.com, & Queen Serena of Wakanda. Pusha T & Kanye get all the side eye we have to give and Kristin reaffirms her love for Drake. Andrea's birthday countdown continues, while Kristin is counting the hours to National Donut Day. It's all just silly, so tune in now to get in on it!

We're baaaack! From Flash-dancing in front of mirrors, controversy in the NFL, and the most blackety-black white wedding we've ever not attended, we have some catchin' up to do! Buyer beware, Amazon isn't just listening, Don Cheadle is not mincing words, and Kristin may be throwing hatchets. In the meantime Andrea's lingerie drawer is a money-maker, no, not like that! Tune in now and get the scoop!

This week we vote "No Confidence" on the North Korea peace summit, while also revisiting our 4th grade science projects. We take a fun break to honor Mother's Day with a *drumroll* Special Guest... oooh! We also denounce adultery, mocking clergy gear, and NE without Ralph... again #TeamRalph!! Kristin declares she enjoys shooting a gun, while Andrea confesses that a foreign diplomat she is not. Finally, we get serious as the only "Donald" that we acknowledge has us deep-thinking on race in America. Don't call the police, but DO meet your neighbors and definitely TUNE IN now!

This week get an update on #PhillyStarbucks and find out about loser-hackers & why Hawaii outlawed sunscreen. We answer questions like: Are we New Yorkers? How strong IS Katt Williams? What is #PullingASylvia? Is "New Edition" really a better name than "Ralph n These Other Negroes"?!? And how fast before Andrea turns up with her new Asian bae? We declare Kristin struggles with quiet, Andrea is SPICY, and in case you forgot: we're all in the same gang! Tune in NOW to find out all this... AND MORE!

Cliffhanger resolved! We didn't mean to leave you hangin'... tune in for a QUICK review of all the Contest Rules and then get to movin' on all 3 steps. You could win a guest starring appearance with Kristin & Andrea! Good Times, y'all!

Settle in for a good drive or get comfortable in your favorite soft pants, it's gonna be a LONG, bumpy ride! It was a bad week for awful old men on both coasts and WE. GO. IN. We're cheering for Dulé & Jazmyn and lemon glazed donuts, while jeering at Nas, Kim Zolciak, & the Waffle House. We're wondering... Where's Harvey? What happened to Chris Williams? And when you say #WakandaForever is it forevuh-evuh?? We tackle all this and school you on TENS units, how to look human, & how Wu is #woke. Plus, a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT... Tune in NOW!