Waiting 4 Wrath

0:00 - Introduction

0:30 - Intro

3:00 - This Week's Beer - Graham Cracker Porter

8:17 - Round Table

16:03 - HL1 - Knee Deep In The Goop

25:45 - HL2 - Send Us Money 4 Jesus!

35:48 - Flight Schoolz

43:25 - You Go Dave!

52:21 - Next Week's Beer - Bud Light & Clamato Chelada

56:45 - Faith In Humanity Restored

59:44 - Outro - Thanks 4 Listening

1:00:26 - Outtakes

In this week’s show, episode 138, NASA asks French televangelists to pray for the lift-off of it’s newest cola powered rocket, La Fausse Mouche!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Proteus (Greek Old Man of the Sea) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that it’s not PC to call someone a tweaker. They are ‘Methican American.’

Jim’s Good Gay News

Um…I’m having a hard time with good news this week. Instead, I have a public service announcement. We’re recording on National HIV Testing Day. Go get tested and know your status!

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Graham Cracker Porter | Denver Beer Co

* Ba Link: http://bit.ly/2sMlq7u

* BA Score: 85

* ABV: 5.8%

* Style: American Porter

* Aaron: 7

* Jim: 3

* Shea: 2

* Steve: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New Patron Rex! If you want to be as fearsome as Rex check out all the great stuff over at http://patreon.com/w4w

iTunes Reviews

Great show! Love you guys! 5 Stars By: Pastor Timothy (Australia)

Big love from Australia. Keep it up. Ps. Timothy

No new drunk dials this week, and drunk dials really stroke (hehe) our egos

Email We received an email from a listener, Chayne:

I freaking love you guys. I listen to you guys on my way from work every Friday and always look forward to it. Keep doing what you’re doing because it works. My state got mentioned last week, good ole ass-backwards Tennessee, where people fly the American and Confederate flag side by side because these bastards are too stupid to see the irony. And speaking of Tennessee, if you guys ever get a beer from Yee-Haw Brewery don’t even waste time trying it, pretty sure you could strip paint with it.

Also, Shane, your mom got that spelling because of all the wonderful drugs that go into childbirth now ;)

Promotions

This week’s roundtable was a bit short! But you can help fix that by giving us an iTunes review, becoming a patron at http://patreon.com/w4w or by contacting the show through all the usual socials linked in the show notes!

We do want to mention that we still have shirts, hoodies, and other great schwag on our store at waiting4wrath.com with more great stuff on the way! So make sure you check that out. We’re also getting ready to record another episode of 4 More Beers for the upcoming weeks so this is a great time to join our Beer Club and have your review...

0:30 - Intro

3:30 - This Week's Beer - Peter, Pale And Mary

10:23 - Rount Table

18:51 - Let's Have A Zima

18:51 - HL1 - Penitent Peacocks

27:33 - Jim's Mango Cream Ale

34:06 - HL2 - Butts & Things

41:13 - Dark o' Aaron's Moon

46:17 - HL3 - Lay'n Pipe!

53:44 - Patreon Pride!

1:04:31 - Trump's Pride :(

1:14:16 - Next Week's Beer - Graham Cracker Porter

1:16:57 - Faith In Humanity Restored

1:23:30 - Outro - Thanks 4 Listening!

1:23:58 - Outtakes

In celebration of Pride Month, we’ve released this extra fab, extra Jim, patreon show to everyone!

If you like the extra content (it’s not always extra beers by the way) please think about supporting the show by visiting https://patreon.com/w4w and donating as little as a dollar a show! Thanks,  ~ Aaron

In this week’s show, the patron cut of episode 137, Jim set his lasers to rainbowlific and targets the Mormon church for laying peacock-pipe across Europe!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Aaron’s Birthday (he’s finally gotten past his puberty) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying their patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that hangman is a great game to teach kids that if they don’t learn to spell, they could be put to death.

Jim’s Good Gay News

It’s pride month, even if the White House hasn’t been as supportive, vocal, aware, responsive, humane…. Regardless, happy pride everyone! Also, I’m baaaaaaaaaaack!

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Peter, Pale And Mary | Mikkeller ApS

From German Denis!

* Ba Link: http://bit.ly/2sMtNzY

* BA Score: 87

* ABV: 4.6%

* Style: American Pale Ale (APA)

* Aaron: 6

* Jim: 4

* Shea: 7

* Steve: 7

Bonus | Zima - Coors Brewing Company

* ABV: 5%

* Style: Malt Liquor

* Aaron: 8

* Jim: 6

* Shea: 4

* Steve: 5

Mango Cream Ale | Miner Brewing Company (Hill City, SD)

* ABV: 4.6

* IBU: 12

* Style: Cream Ale

* Notes: Refreshing and bright, Mango Cream Ale begins with lightly macerated mango and malt on the nose with a lingering mango and malt finish.

* Aaron: 8

* Jim: 9

* Shea: 8

* Steve: 2

Aaron’s Bonus Beer!

Elysian Dark o’ the Moon - Elysian Brewing - ABV: 6.5% - BA Link: http://bit.ly/2t0YAfJ - Style: Cream Ale - Aaron: 1 - Jim: 5 - Shea: 1 - Steve: 0

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Bonus drink! From Shea

Jim’s Pussy!

It’sa ma birfday! ~Aaron

New voicemail from The Napkin Pope, thank you, sir!

Titular Bishop Andrew left us an unsolicited dick pic…

Love From Down South

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* 0:30 - Intro

* 2:48 - This Week's Beer - Daura Märzen

* 9:36 - Round Table

* 19:46 - HL1 - The Earth Isn't F*^#ing Flat!

* 27:30 - HL2 - Talk About A Bizzkill

* 34:07 - HL3 - Texans Like Babies...

* 40:39 - Prophet Jeremiah

* 50:01 - Jenn's Loins

* 55:48 - Next Week's Beer - Peter, Pale And Mary

* 56:52 - Faith In Humanity Restored

* 59:47 - Outro - Thanks 4 Listening!

* 1:00:19 - Outtakes

In this week’s show, episode 136, The Prophet Jeremiah helps stop hate preaching flat earthers by selling them on an abstinence-only reproduction plan… And drugs. So many drugs.

Is attrition a drug?

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Mbomba (the creator god of the Congo) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

I don’t exist.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know Marie Curie, the first woman to win a Nobel (and the only person to win 2) kept detailed journals of her scientific work? You probably aren’t surprised. BUT did you know that these journals are still so radioactive they cannot be handled safely and are stored in lead-lined boxes?

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Daura Märzen | Damm S. A. of Spain

* Ba Link: http://bit.ly/2s9NbJW

* BA Score: 81

* ABV: 7.2%

* Style: Märzen / Oktoberfest

* Aaron: 0

* Jenn: 0

* Jeremiah: 3

* Steve: 0

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Starting off Round Table we need to say hi to The Prophet Jeremiah!

Thanks for joining us this weekend. If you want to find out more about what he does go to…

RIP Adam West.

Patrons!

We have a lot of patrons to thank this week! Not only that, but I’m pretty confident that we’ve just set a record for patrons thanked in a show, but don’t worry, records are made to be broken and you can help by visiting http://patreon.com/w4w and pledging as little as a buck a month for shows that often run half again as long, or at least have a unique story, and you’ll get free episodes of our beers show 4 More Beers! So what are you waiting for, join the awesome ranks of:

* Luke - pretty sure Skywalker

* Michael - hopefully not Corleone

* Cory

* Candace

* Heeby, and,

* Hell Bound Kangaroo — what… what, does a kangaroo do to go to hell? Be all Fundyroo and rude to sloths and ancient bison.

We do want to remind folks to check their settings in Patreon. We’ve had a high number of declined payments which means folks are getting content!

Voicemails

We got a voicemail from the ever lovely Miss Martina Gras

Also received a nice 3:01 min butt dial. Keep‘em coming

We also got a few text messages which are great! We’re glad you’re enjoying the show, those beers look great and keep the jokes coming in at Drunk Dial Line: (513) 760–0463

Finally, we got a few emails at

0:30 - Intro

2:48 - This Week's Beer - Daura Märzen

9:36 - Round Table

19:46 - HL1 - The Earth Isn't F*^#ing Flat!

27:30 - HL2 - Talk About A Bizzkill

34:07 - HL3 - Texans Like Babies...

40:39 - Prophet Jeremiah

50:01 - Jenn's Loins

55:48 - Next Week's Beer - Peter, Pale And Mary

56:52 - Faith In Humanity Restored

59:47 - Outro - Thanks 4 Listening!

1:00:19 - Outtakes

In This Week’s Show, episode 135, Shea slapped DisPod’s ass and we rode the wave all the way to the top of Religion Other, thanks, guys!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Mami Wata (the African goddess who is the embodiment of water) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know Hans Christian Anderson (he of terribly depressing children’s fables) was in real life a distractingly awkward bisexual uber-masturbater? In fact, he kept a detailed journal of every…emission, complete with time, satisfaction level and what he fantasized about. Kinda makes my childhood feel weird.

And I’m Steve, But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Bruce Banner APA - Lost Cabin Beer Co. - Rapid City, South Dakota

Provided by Steve

* Ba Link: http://bit.ly/2rL1a95

* BA Score: n/a

* ABV: 5.6%

* Style: American Pale Ale (APA)

* Aaron: 7

* Jenn: 8

* Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Jenn and I were on Cognitive Dissonance!

Episode 362: Waiting 4 Wrath - http://bit.ly/2s9Y0fc

Big thanks to Tom and Cecil! We had a blast and, I think, did a pretty good job of not letting our nerves get the best of us…So check it out!

We were also on the most recent episode of 403 of the Imaginary Friends Show doot cum poodcast and it was great! So hearty thanks to Jake for tolerating our nonsense not once but twice!

iFriends 403: iFriends 403 Fallout - http://bit.ly/2s9Ir7c

And so, if you’re joining us from Jake’s show please be aware that we use terrible, terrible language, get drunk and then try to wax poetic, but usually just end up making jokes about waxing Shea.

If you’re joining us from Cognitive Dissonance please know that our show is a lot like theirs… except without the thoughtfulness or insight.

That’s a lot of other shows but we can’t forget our friends Matt & Tim!

You heard them question my commercial ability and drive Jenn to her wits end, now go listen to them have a real discussion about religious history, research and being all smarty-pantses!

Atheism 101 - Atheism101podcast.com!

And we have one more, the Prophet Jeremiah will be in studio next week!

Patrons!

While we’re ‘yakking’ about other shows we need to celebrate this week’s newest patreon - Secular Yakking! http://secularyakking.com

Secular Yakking is a great talk show covering current events and church-state separation with Husband and wife team Robert and Amy!

0:30 - Intro

2:30 - This Week's Beer - Bavarian Dry Hop Lager

10:05 - Round Table

19:16 - Trump Dump Chump

21:36 - Gadots of Salty Man Tears

31:50 - Preacher Bot 9000

40:02 - Don't farCry for me Montana...

49:18 - Dog Art & Assholes

55:50 - Next Week's Beer - Bruce Banner APA (no bottle img)

57:17 - Faith In Humanity Restored

1:00:47 - Outro

1:01:23 - Outtakes

In this week’s show, episode 134, we head out for more heady headlines!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Ares (Greek god of War and father to Amazonian Queen Hippolyta) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that when you are sauteing kale you should use a bit of coconut oil, that way it won’t stick to the pan when you are throwing it in the garbage.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that the actual existence of the fabled Amazonian warriors is still being debated? Greek historian Herodotus (sometimes called ‘the father of history’) fully believed they were a real nation. Additionally, multiple burial sites found in Eurasia dating from the 3rd-6th century BC were discovered in the mid-90s. These sites contained scores of skeletons of women, buried in armor with daggers, bows and other weaponry, many with bowed legs from long hours spent on horseback.

In case you can’t tell, I’m ready for the Wonder Woman movie.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Donated By German Denis

Bavarian Dry Hop Lager - Himbrugs Braukunst Keller

* Ba Link: http://bit.ly/2rLjD5l

* BA Score: n/a

* ABV: 5.3

* Style: American Pale Lager

* Aaron: 6

* Jenn: 8

* Shea: 8

* Steve: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

iTunes review:

Cool show By jdoc333 on May 23, 2017 Rating: ★★★★★

Check it out

New patron Jesse

* Voicemails from Dustin from Atheist Nomads

* Voicemail from Daniel aka Mr. Biblepants

Also, thanks to Martin for sharing on Twitter, a movie based on the story of Gisette Perl ‘Out of the Ashes’

We also got an Unsolicited Dick… Van Dyke… pic to our Drunk Dial Line at (513) 760–0463...

Well-played mystery texter, well played.

Aaron and Jenn are recording with Cog Dis this week, so look for that. We’re not sure when the episode will air (Monday) but we’re sure it’ll be a riot.

Our first episode with Jake Farr-Wharton on his show, Imaginary Friends Show aired this week. That’s episode 402 if you’re interested. We’ll also be on next week, so enjoy.

Speaking of, if you’re new here from the iFriends show please be aware that we’re a bit of a variety show and we most certainly don’t produce a ‘clean’ show. So if you can stand the language, laugh, think, and drink along with us!

Huge thanks to James and Susan for not letting the previous death and destruction of their other beer shipment to deter them from sending us their be...

* 0:00 - Introduction

* 0:30 - Intro

* 3:06 - This Week's Beer - Red Velvet (Nitro)

* 8:50 - Round Table

* 21:49 - HL1 - Bylfgoam Dondarf Soreer

* 32:21 - HL2 - Father Guy'o'VannaCryvich

* 38:22 - The Angel of Auschwitz

* 59:27 - Next Week's Beer - Bavarian dry hop lager

* 1:00:57 - Faith In Humanity Restored

* 1:03:57 - Outro - Thanks For Listening!

* 1:04:28 - Outakes

In this week's show, episode 133, we find new fabulous colors for the marriage rainbow until some super uncool Russians tried to submit “Auschwitz Spanked Bottom Red.”

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Supay (the Incan god of death and their underworld, Uku Pacha) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I decided that after I die I want my remains spread at Disney World. I also decided that I don’t want to be cremated…

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that snakes (among many other animals) were sacred to the Incans? Called Amaru, the snake represents our own way through this world, as we moved crawling, trying to evolve and find our destiny and sense in the universe.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Red Velvet (Nitro) | Ballast Point Brewing Company

From the Ox’s!

* Ba Link:http://bit.ly/2qPgfG1

* BA Score: 80

* ABV: 5.5

* Style: Oatmeal Stout

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 4

* Shea: 5

*  Steve: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

RIP Chris Cornell

New iTunes reviews

Waiting 4 Episodes

By Odysseus2k7 on May 19, 2017

Rating: ★★★★★

Crack open a beer, take a listen, believe that Shea is your spirit animal until jenn brings you back to your senses. Then crack open another beer.

Great laughs and good beer

by: Icefield (Canada)

Rating: ★★★★★

Been listening for about a year and have not missed listening to a show yet.

New patron Zach!

Special thanks to Dave and Reb’Ox for texting in some awesome looking beers to our Drunk Dial Line: (513) 760–0463! Those look tasty. Also, there are reasons why Jenn is in charge of communications - because when I do it you get weird leg pics then overly self-conscious justifications for it… [cough]. On a related note, everyone should check this week’s Bonus Cat Videos in the show notes for one of my favorite versions of Charlie Chaplin’s final speech in The Great Dictator.

Voicemail

We have a fabulous voice mail from a fabulous guest host!

This week marks the third anniversary of Waiting 4 Wrath.

While it did take a long while to get those first few shows out — and even longer to round out the show with enough hosts to make the title relevant — this pseudo-noteworthy date comes on the heels of our 100th Patreon show! So I kinda feel like by their powers combined it’s a good time to get a little mushy.

And to that end, I’d like to thank all our generous supporters, our amazing listeners and perhaps most importantly, the very fine folks who come into the studio and make up for my lack of personality, facts, research, humor, a diverse view-point, sobriety, social skills and audio production.

So, to Jim, Jenn, Shea & Steve, you’re the best co-hosts an angry young atheist podcasting hopeful could have asked for and I can’t wait to see what the next 3 years and 150 episodes bring!

Headlines

0:30 - Intro

3:08 - This Week's Beer - Sunday Morning Stout

11:15 - Roundtable

20:13 - HL1 - Folk Cure Ills

28:17 - HL2 - Scientology Rehab Center…

34:12 - Labyrinthian Vagoos

46:16 - Next Week's Beer - Red Velvet (Nitro)

52:30 - Faith In Humanity Restored

1:02:43 - Outro - Thanks For Listening!

1:03:52 - Outtakes

In this week’s show, episode 132, we cure Scientology’s constipation by burning the evil right out of their dolphins.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Ratri, the Hindu goddess of the night hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I was walking and a man in front of me dropped some money, I thought, what would Jesus do. So I turned it into wine… well, I bought wine.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that the ancient Roman cult of Mithras left no written records? Much of what we know about the (male-only) cult is through excavated artifacts. One of the best collections was discovered under a construction site in London in 1954. (Considering how they also found the skeleton of King Richard III under a parking lot, London needs to stop losing important shit.)

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

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Sunday Morning Stout - Weyerbacher Brewing Co.

* From Andi and Allan!

* Ba Link: http://bit.ly/2qQ8s6K

* BA Score: 96

* ABV: 12.7

* Style: American Double / Imperial Stout

* Aaron: 5

* Jenn: 6

* Shea: 6

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Voicemail from Rebecca apologizing to Jim.

We recorded last week with Jake Farr-Wharton of:

iFriends - Imaginary Friends Show Podcast

* Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rxx05G

* facebook: http://bit.ly/2rxs4hd

iTunes Reviews

Good beer great laughs

By Donavan62 on May 09, 2017

Rating: ★★★★★

Everyone needs a beer now and then (Not quite as much as the Yeti but I don’t judge) so if you want to find a new brew start here plus the comedy comes from a wide variety of places I would and do get everyone I know to listen to this podcast

Atheism 101

Find Matt, Tim & Gus on twitter or Facebook. And just like us, Atheism 101 needs those rating on iTunes or Stitcher!

Don’t forget to follow them on the socials too!

* @Atheism101 on Twitter

* Facebook.com/Atheism-101-podcast

Headlines

Folk Cure Ills - http://bit.ly/2rxcQZz

* Last month in the city of Guangzhou, China, a man with the surname Liu was suffering from what must have been a particularly bad case of constipation. Instead of laxatives or even natural dietary remedies,

* 0:30 - Intro

* 3:00 - This Week's Beer - Don’t Be Mean To People

* 12:19 - Round Table

* 31:30 - Second Half Discussion - Death

* 1:09:51 - Next Week's Beer - Sunday Morning Stout

* 1:11:21 - Faith In Humanity Restored

* 1:16:24 - Outtakes

In this week’s show, episode 131, Stephen Fry travels to Denmark to piss on your dead dolphins.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Azathoth (the ruler of Lovecraft’s Outer Gods) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his/their/its? patience!

Jim’s Good Gay News 

We raised over $22,000 at DQB this year, and I can almost walk and move without groaning and creaking. If only I didn’t have stubble on my (almost) everything.

Shea’s Life Lesson

Shea is unable to be with us today, as he’s in the upper Midwest right now to officiate a wedding

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that, despite the cultural popularity, we’ve been mispronouncing Cthulu’s name (and the rest of the Outer & Old Gods) this entire time? In fact, it’s impossible for us to ever be able to say the names. Per Lovecraft, this is due to our not having a face of tentacles and dozens of tongues.

Side note: I bet Lady Cthulu is a happy monstrous, cosmic entity.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Don’t Be Mean To People - Ponysaurus

* From Joey & Amanda

* Ba Link: http://bit.ly/2qKIS3e

* BA Score: n/a

* ABV: 6%

* Style: North Carolina Farmhouse Ale

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 8

* Jim: 10

* Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

This week’s roundtable needs to start with an apology from yours truly.

In Jenn’s absence the mantle of knowing stuff fell-ish on me… and… well, I missed nearly everything. So, let’s start with some stuff I should have said week’s ago…

Correction from Recovering Catholic’siTunes review.

We weren’t sure if he meant ‘herd’ or ‘head’ that he was feeding (‘cause White Rabbit is a great song), so he was nice enough to clarify

“Hello, there wrathful studios. This is recovering catholic from the latest iTunes review. Just wanted to let y’all know that I did mean heard. Although it is small we have 3 horses and 3 goats on the property. After a long week, it is truly a pleasure listening while feeding them dinner Friday nights. Just wanted to clear up. Love the show and thanks for what y’all do.”

My little Limerick by Jaded Zappa of the Lefty Milk Stout

Jimmy was a Florida man, Who had a gator shaggin’ plan. He laid on his back, But Brutus thought him a snack, Now Jimmy is no longer a ladies man.

Voice Mails

* The Napkin Pope

* RebOx - Whose email I fucked up

Follow-up

Butt-ugly bigot, Kim Davis, can now be sued for refusing to do her damn job. U.S. Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit sided with David Ermold and David Moore, saying they could sue her for depriving them of their “fundamental right to marry.” The appeals panel reversed a lower court’s ruling dismissing the case. - http://bit.ly/2poP4Sg

From episode 51 - Freaky talking-in-tongues weirdo, “prophetess” Opal Covey, who has repeatedly run for mayor of Toledo, Ohio, recently felt the wrath of god when her campaign van caught fire. Sadly, the fire did not destroy her crazy-person sign on the roof. -http://www.wtol.

* 0:30 - Intro

* 2:30 - This Week's Beer - Hopfenstopfer Citra Ale

* 9:23 -Round Table

* 9:23 - HL1 - Shea vs. Nude Cats

* 26:27 - HL2 - Superman vs. The KKK

* 35:21 - Alt-RIght Fight Night

* 43:53 - Sorry Moldavians

* 52:23 - Next Week's Beer - Don’t Be Mean To People

* 54:01 - Faith In Humanity Restored

* 58:09 - Outro - Thanks for Listening!

* 58:30 - Outtakes

In this week’s show, episode 130, alt-right Superman psychically shaved Brainiacs pussy for suing Wonder Girl.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Hippolyta, Wonder Woman’s demigod momma, hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying their patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that hidden inside most human bodies is an entire skeleton.

Yeah, you read that right. Shea didn’t update it to be the one about the zombie. ~ A

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Hopfenstopfer Citra Ale - from Dennis

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2oS2MZF

* BA Rating: 86

* Style: American Pale Ale

* BJCP Notes: http://bit.ly/2pD3dI5

* ABV: 5.1

* Aaron: 8

* Shea: 9

* Steve: 9

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Voice Mails

* Pussy hats and poodles — it’s Sherry!

* Epic Andi & Allan

* And the ever hospitable Dave the Ox!

Speaking of, He left us an iTunes review!

See that. Big “H” Dave — that’s because begging you for favors actually works. ~ A

Reviews

5-star Review - By David the Oxford

Thanks for still being the best podcast. Everyone who likes being entertained will love this show and will come back wanting more. Thanks again. David the o

Shirts are selling like hot cakes … which we don’t actually sell because Steve wouldn’t let me set-up the propane burners in the studio — thanks, Steve… and Obama I’m sure. but we do have coffee mugs as well, so that’s kinda breakfast-y.

We also have the Amazon link! If you do any shopping on Amazon visit waiting4wrath.com first and get there with our link - you won’t pay an extra penny but Amazon will cut us a bit of their profit for sending you to them!

“But Aaron,” you say “ReasonCon is over why are you whoring shit already!?”

Well, that’s because we need to raise money for good causes like WyoAIDS, the local Planned Parenthood, and The Trevor Project! Following in the footsteps of our friends at Atheism 101 we’ll be donating a billion dollars per month! Muahahahaha!

Headlines

Shea vs. Nude Cats - http://bit.ly/2p3aW5s

In a bizarre case that so far has police and residents stumped, at least seven cats in Waynesboro’s Tree Streets (VA) neighborhood have been shaved since December without their owners’ permission.

None of the pet owners have seen the person or people shaving the cats, and no witnesses have come forward yet.

cats owned by two separate Tree Streets residents have been shaved in the underbelly, groin and leg areas. He said it appears the shaving was done with a razor of some kind. The cats were not otherwise harmed

“Collectively, this involves seven cats that are indoor and outdoor cats,

* 0:30 - Intro - Thank you all!

* 2:54 - This Week's Beer - Finkel & Garf Wheat with Cherries & Black Currants

* 8:44 - Round Table

* 26:05 - HL1 - Plan B through V

* 33:48 - HL2 - The Pooper Shooter Stuper

* 44:55 - Shea's Reason...Con

* 48:34 - ReasonCon 2017 Y'all!

* 1:22:05 - Next Week's Beer - Hopfenstopfer Citra Ale

* 1:23:37 - Faith In Humanity Restored

* 1:27:46 - Outro

* 1:28:23 - Outtakes

In this week’s show, episode 129, we’re back from seeing our witch-doctor at ReasonCon 2017 to wrap up our curse-free journey through America’s plan B!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Crock E Dile, the Wrathful Studios god of crock-o-shit headlines, hasn’t struck us down… this episode… we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

You shouldn’t actually drink like a fish in the south - people fry fish there, just like my brain, my brain on southern booze….

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you that, somewhat surprisingly, 48% of citizens in North Carolina identify as religious? The Southern Baptist Convention is by far the biggest slice of the godly pie.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Finkel & Garf Wheat with Cherries & Black Currants - from Jenn

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2oS7RkT

* A Rating: No Score Yet

* Style: Fruit/Vegetable Beer

* ABV: 4.8%

* Aaron: 5

* Jenn: 8

* Shea: 8

* Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Speaking of people who helped get us to ReasonCon we can now count Daniel (AKA Mr. Bible Pants) of Country Fried Freethought Podcast to our list of incredible people!

It was great chatting with you a ReasonCon, listened to your hotel chatter today, good stuff.

Find Country Fried Freethought - http://apple.co/2oHpIcQ

He also left us a voicemail!

I sympathize with you on the not talking about it at work. That can be a bit touchy which is a shame because ReasonCon was an amazing group of insta-friends! We hadn’t even got our luggage out of the car before we ran into a few people we knew, nor had we had even made it to our room before making new friends and we’re glad to count you among them!

We also got another German lesson from German Dennis!

That’s a dangerous business you’ve got there Dennis, trusting Shea…

I’m glad you like each week’s cover art! We’ve used it as message space a few times in the past but it doesn’t really serve a purpose beyond its being one more place for me sneak in a laugh or something.

The artwork each week is usually inspired by some element of the show as I create it along with the show notes post-edit. It also helps us keep the archives on the site interesting with cool cover flow animation and such, which is I suppose — if anything — the real reason we started to do that. Enjoy this week’s - it’s colorful

Before we get to ReasonCon, thanks to a follow-up PSA from Candace (who happens to be a mortician):

Regarding last week’s story on ‘smoking wet’ or joints dipped in PCP, also known as ‘embalming fluid’, but not TECHNICALLY embalming fluid: “I wanted to clarify in case anyone really stupid is listening - embalming fluid should not be smoked. It’s sometimes used as a carrier to dissolve PCP in, and PCP is sometimes referred to as “embalming fluid” even when it hasn’t been mixed, but formaldehyde is a gas and will dissipate from the embalming fluid as it dries in op...