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When Episode 128 airs we’ll all be at ReasonCon!

So a special thanks is in order to everyone who listens and makes the show possible. So, we’re releasing this week’s Patreon cut publicly! We wouldn’t be at ReasonCon — or still making shows — without the support of every person who subscribes on Patreon, donates on PayPal, shops with our Amazon link, shares our show on Facebook, sends us tweets at http://twitter.com/4wrath (follow us now for ReasonCon updates!), rates us on iTunes and listens to the show! Thank you all for wasting hundreds (wow, but like, for real) of hours with your drunken friends in Wrathful Studios!

Thank you all, we literally couldn’t have done it without you! Enjoy a longer cut of the show!

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In this week’s show, episode 128, Brent joins us in-studio to use his brain powers to explain how a Texan got his tentacles into gator-eaten genitals.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while The Easter Bunny hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying its(?) patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that we live in an age that with one button click you can order a hitman to show up at your house to kill you! This is the last time I let my wife

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you that astronomer Caroline Herschel was the first woman to discover a comet and, in 1787, she also became the first woman—at a time when even men rarely received wages for scientific enterprises—to receive a salary for services to science.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Insel Kreide Seltenes Bier - From Dennis

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2ob9qMt

* BA Rating: 3.8 (from RateBeer.com)

* Style: Witbier

* ABV: 5.5

* Aaron: 9

* Jenn: 8

* Shea: 8

* Steve: 7

* Brent: 9

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Opening Round Table this is Marti, Marti Graw letting us know about Drag Queen Bingo on April 29th at the University of Wyoming Conference Center & Hilton Garden Inn! The theme is dress like the decade you love - I’m going 50’s! The event is to benefit Wyoming AIDs Assistance program!

Thanks for reminding us about how good it is to be a Patron… And we’ve got someone in the studio who can attest to that! Say “hi” Brent! If you want more Brent, check out Patron-only episodes 4 More Beers wherein we review a special Ballast Point!

Shea’s maybe a spirit animal… or maybe not…

Speaking of Shea’s business, last week’s gator-fucker headline was bullshit.

Apparently drinking before discerning fake news from real isn’t a good plan after all.

But don’t worry, we’re nothing if not willing to admit our faults and try again! So yes, we were wrong about Gator-Fucker, but we’ll redeem ourselves with Gator-Fucker Part 2: The ReGatorFuckening!

Per Mark’s comments about ReasonCon Supporting North Carolina,

You bet, always happy to reply to the listeners and sorry we won’t be able to meet you there but we understand - also we’ll make sure to post plenty of good stuff on Twitter so you fine folks can follow along!

Speaking of North Carolina and ReasonCon being there!

We got a follow up from RebOx

Regarding Mark’s comment about ReasonCon not boycotting NC… there’s an episode of Bar Room Atheist (Episode 079) where Bil...

0:30 - Intro - Welcome To W4W!

2:56 - This Week's Beer - Nitro Milk Stout

10:30 - Round Table

16:36 - HL1 -  Pedo-dile!

24:18 - HL3 - Fuck Your Hope

34:04 - Story Time With Steve

44:45 - Govnah Gross

58:23 - Next Week's Beer - Insel Kreide Seltenes Bier

1:00:52 - Faith In Dogmanity Restored

1:03:48 - Outro - Thanks For Listening!

1:04:26 - Outtakes

In this week’s show, episode 125, Patty Robertson has too much to drink and hops aboard the crazy comet!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Inti (the Incan Sun god) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that in the 1800’s women were sometimes forced to wear an “A” on their clothing signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that (despite many religious groups erroneous statements to the contrary) Scottish philosopher and historian David Hume did NOT have a deathbed conversion?

He died as he had lived, humorously skeptical of theology and disapproving of organized religion and superstitious beliefs.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Nut Hugger Brown | Upland Brewing Company

From RW

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2mY266O

* BA Rating: 87

* Style: American Brown Ale

* ABV: 5.5

* Aaron: Tastes like burning…

* Jenn: Nope!

* Shea: Nope!

* Steve: Nope!

Bonus Beer

In honor of Steve’s departed brother (in law).

Founders Porter | Founders Brewing Company, Grand Rapids, MI

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2mUpDqv

* BA Rating: 94

* Style: American Porter

* ABV: 6.5%

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 8

* Shea: 7

* Steve: 9

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Bits of beer news, thanks to listener Janet for writing in and giving me the saddest beer news ever…

Chicago area bars have started a protest/boycott of Ballast Point beer.

Apparently, it was sold to a parent company, Constellation Brands, in 2015 that is a Super PAC donor to Paul Ryan - $25,000 so far this year. ‘Cuz these assholes aggressively destroy anything good and pure.

All hope is not completely lost. Via the San Diego news article Ballast Point the brewery has reached out via social media:

“Ballast Point does not support Paul Ryan, nor the healthcare bill.”

While our parent company, Constellation, does have a PAC that contributes to candidates on both sides of the aisle, it does so only in the interest of policy issues directly related to the beverage alcohol industry. The PAC’s primary goal is to educate lawmakers on the benefits of our industry as a whole—creating jobs and contributing to our economy.

That said, Ballast Point has no direct involvement or input into the actions of Constellation’s PAC.

Please know that our only goal as Ballast Point is to brew...

Intro - Welcome To W4W!

2:26 - This Week's Beer - Oktoberfest

6:05 - Round Table

14:16 - HL1 - Methy The Monk

21:33 - HL2 - Do Fuck Guns!

31:31 - ”Pakistan or ‘Merica?" with Jenn

52:07 - Next Week's Beer - Nitro Milk Stout

53:33 - Faith In Humanity Restored

57:47 - Outro - Thanks For Listening!

58:24 - Outtakes

In this week’s show, episode 126, R-Kansas asks Methy the Monk’s wino parents if he’s old enough to rapture his own dick off.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Tsukiyomi (the Japanese Moon god) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week my wife found out that I’m into bestiality… I really screwed the pooch this time…

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that the Concordat of Worms in 1122 settled the Investiture Controversy?

Basically, it removed some spiritual power of Holy Roman Emperors and returned it to the Pope, a sort of early step towards separation of Church and State.

I’m Steve and before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Oktoberfest | Payette Brewing

From Shea

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2nqKXjK

* BA Rating: 73

* Style: Märzen / Oktoberfest

* ABV: 5.9

* Aaron: 6

* Jenn: 4

* Shea: 6

* Steve: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

iTunes Reviews

haha By: bamascot1 (United States)

The funniest podcast ever.

We got a fun email from Dennis who recently vacationed in Florida.

He saw a few examples of our proud ‘Merica Jesus-heritage — his favorite being a sign that read “Silly bunny, Easter is for Jesus” which is kinda funny when compared to the signs he’s used to seeing like “Bereuet das Ende ist nah” which translates to “Repent the end is nigh”

Thanks for the lovely package Dennis! We’re glad you enjoyed our nation’s giant sunny wang-state and don’t worry, we won’t expect too much German beer :)

Thanks to his holiness the Napkin Pope for sending us a link to a great interstitial. We’ll definitely record that and use it when the time is right!

If you want to be as awesome as the Napkin Pope, Mark @usmagrad87 or Allan you can send us your favorite clips, stories you want us to cover (no promises) or anything else worth sharing by contacting us on…

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Closing out Round Table this week with stories!

I was on the most recent episode of Atheism 101 with the always amazing Bobby C from No Religion Required. He’s MC’ing ReasonCon this year, which should be a blast! So check out that episode … and be forgiving of my audio, there was a technical hiccup that really allowed by the throat fuck Matt & Tim’s audio quality this week … sorry guys!

Atheism 101

* Web - http://atheism101podcast.com

* 00:30 Intro - Welcome to W4W!

* 02:12 - This Week's Beer - Nut Hugger Brown

* 10:18 - Round Table

* 21:04 - HL1 - Patty Break Prayer Plz!

* 26:28 - Astrology For Assholes

* 57:52 - Next Week's Beer - Oktoberfest

* 59:47 - Faiths In Humanity Restored

* 1:02:03 - Outro - Thanks For Listening!

* 1:02:36 - Outtakes

In this week’s show, episode 125, Patty Robertson has too much to drink and hops aboard the crazy comet!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Inti (the Incan Sun god) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that in the 1800’s women were sometimes forced to wear an “A” on their clothing signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that (despite many religious groups erroneous statements to the contrary) Scottish philosopher and historian David Hume did NOT have a deathbed conversion?

He died as he had lived, humorously skeptical of theology and disapproving of organized religion and superstitious beliefs.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Nut Hugger Brown | Upland Brewing Company

From RW

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2mY266O

* BA Rating: 87

* Style: American Brown Ale

* ABV: 5.5

* Aaron: Tastes like burning…

* Jenn: Nope!

* Shea: Nope!

* Steve: Nope!

Bonus Beer

In honor of Steve’s departed brother (in law).

Founders Porter | Founders Brewing Company, Grand Rapids, MI

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2mUpDqv

* BA Rating: 94

* Style: American Porter

* ABV: 6.5%

* Aaron: 8

* Jenn: 8

* Shea: 7

* Steve: 9

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Bits of beer news, thanks to listener Janet for writing in and giving me the saddest beer news ever…

Chicago area bars have started a protest/boycott of Ballast Point beer.

Apparently, it was sold to a parent company, Constellation Brands, in 2015 that is a Super PAC donor to Paul Ryan - $25,000 so far this year. ‘Cuz these assholes aggressively destroy anything good and pure.

All hope is not completely lost. Via the San Diego news article Ballast Point the brewery has reached out via social media:

“Ballast Point does not support Paul Ryan, nor the healthcare bill.”

While our parent company, Constellation, does have a PAC that contributes to candidates on both sides of the aisle, it does so only in the interest of policy issues directly related to the beverage alcohol industry. The PAC’s primary goal is to educate lawmakers on the benefits of our industry as a whole—creating jobs and contributing to our economy.

That said, Ballast Point has no direct involvement or input into the actions of Constellation’s PAC.

Please know that our only goal as Ballast Point is to brew great beer and provide for our employees and our customers like you.

Unfortunately, the damage has been done, and it’s hard not to think that the money going to the delish bee...

* Intro - Welcome To The Show 0:30.17

* This Week's Beer - Summer Ale 2:26

* Round Table 9:36

* HL1 - All Crackers Go To Hell 18:35

* HL2 - You're A Wanker Gordy 27:14

* HL3 - Ding Dong Satan’s Gone! 33:37

* The Patreon Plane 39:13.271

* LMGTFY Triangle 59:43

* Next Week's Beer - Bock 1:09:04

* Faith In Humanity Restored 1:10:41

* Outro - Thanks 4 Supporting Us! 1:17:05

* Outtakes 1:17:52

In This Week’s Show

Steve is gone but Jenn is here;

And Shea is drunk on 10% beer.

All through the show we laugh and sing;

And make jokes about gross dingalings.

Each story is better than the last;

So get thee to Patreon.com/w4w fast!

For as Big Gay Jim decrees;

“It’s good to be a patreon!” umm.. ees…

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Yarylo(the Slavic god of Springtime) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned how to go extreme couponing, I only had one coupon and it had expired a few weeks ago, but I did stab somebody.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that Foxe’s Book of Martyrs (a gruesomely detailed account of the tortures inflicted upon Protestants by the Catholic Church) was first published in 1563 and has not been out of publication since?

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Tongue Buckler - Imperial Red Ale | Ballast Point Brewing Company

Mr. Jenn

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2nJTZYC

* BA Rating: 87

* Style: American Amber / Red Ale

* ABV: 10%’

* Aaron: 5

* Jenn: 4

* Shea: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Cai is back as a Patron! AND WE MISSED YOU!

If you be as bad-ass a Cobra-Cai you should visit http://patreon.com/w4w for a show that includes two extra stories this week — and the last one is … I mean, wow.

A correction from Matt & Tim sent us a correction - turns out the Muslim Brotherhood and Hamas might actually get along. We thought they were Suni’s vs. Shiites … or Jews maybe. We were wrong. In our defense, “Hamas” sounds kinda Hebrew…

Also, in working with Matt & Tim over at Atheism 101 for a yet to be announced thing that we’ll announce eventually, Shea and I realized something… By our powers combined, we’re basically one complete Matt.

We tried to figure out who’s Tim, but he’s done more sit-ups than

Headlines

HL1 - Practical Bible Lessons - http://bit.ly/2nSDxpQ

Today’s Bible lesson: It’s a bad idea to use the good book to smuggle drugs into jail.

“We search every item that is brought into the jail, and the property officer noticed something wrong. There was a bulge in the back cover of the Bible,” Lee County Sheriff Jim Johnson told the Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal. “We cut it open and found a powdery substance.”

Courtney Ford, 30, of Nettleton has been charged with possessing an illegal drug and trying to bring contraband into the jail.

Ezell said Stephen Jason Estes, 41, of Plantersville, had been sentenced to 40 years in prison, but with 34 suspended, and was awaiting transfer to a state prison when the Bible was left for him.

“We know he knew about it because that day,

* 0:30 - Intro

* 2:27 - This Week's Beer - Calabaza Boreal

* 12:14 - Round Table

* 20:43 - HL1 - There's No Cure For That

* 28:40 - HL2 - Go Texas... Yeah, I typed that.

* 37:00 - Jenn's Drive-In's, Dinners, & Dick-heads

* 46:29 - Shea's A Witchi Yeti

* 57:01 - Next Week's Beer - Tongue Buckler - Imperial Red Ale

* 58:26 - Faith In Humanity Restored

* 1:01:36 - Outro - Thanks For Listening!

In this week’s show, episode 123, Texan Naturopath tries to cure Disney’s new lezzy-witch beast's ugly kitty… because Emma Watson has standards.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Thoth(Egyptian god of wisdom) of hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that makeup sex is really hard, the lipstick kept breaking off inside of me.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know, according to the Iroquois tribe, Skywoman fell through a hole in the (guess what?) sky, to land in the dark, unpopulated land of Earth. Thankfully, the birds caught her and put her on a giant turtle and thus the Earth was formed.

Cuz SCIENCE!

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Calabaza Boreal | Jolly Pumpkin Artisan Ales

From Mrs. Shea

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2nkQR58

* BA Rating: 90

* Style: Saison / Farmhouse Ale

* ABV: 7%

* Steve - 6

* Shea - 8

* Jenn - 6

* Aaron - 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

The mysterious listener from last week’s crypto-dial called in again to clarify his position on having a name and stuff

Eddie… not Whitney… and definitely not Whitney Houston.

Voice Mail from Robert of Secular Yakking

* @secularyakking

* http://secularyakking.podbean.com/

* https://www.facebook.com/secularyakking

We received a bit of feedback regarding show t-shirts so I have a bit of follow-up. Right now we’re leaning toward a company which provides print on demand services and yes, there will absolutely be women’s styles available as part of the lineup. We’ve ordered some samples, so we’ll post some pics on the facebook page once they arrive. Please keep the messages coming in so we can gauge support. Also, let me know if you’d prefer screen printed vs garment printing since screen printing is quite a bit more expensive.

Nice email from Rebel Ox as follow up from our story regarding the Texas bill to allow doctors to lie to their patients:

“Regarding the story of doctors having the right to not disclose a patient’s condition regarding her baby….. The AMA (American medical association) and the AAPS (association of American physicians and surgeons) have a Patient’s Bill of Rights that they follow. The first and fundamental ethical requirement is “the patient’s Right to Know”.

* 0:30 - Intro

* 2:20 - This Week's Beer - Ale To The Chief

* 8:58 - Round Table

* 14:25 - HL1 - Transtexan

* 20:57 - HL2 - Stop Using The E-Word!

* 28:41 - Texas Knows Bestest

* 38:30 - Qwakery - Butt-ery

* 47:17 - War Of The Z-Words

* 51:57 - Next Week's Beer - Calabaza Boreal

* 53:38 - Faith In Humanity Restored

* 58:58 - Outro - Thanks For Listening!

* 59:19 - Outtakes

In this week’s show, episode 122, dirty cops toss aborted potatoes at a preacher’s inflat-a-butt so Indian zombies don’t eat all our health care.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, whileAeolus, the Greek god of wind and air (because it’s windy as a motherfucker here this week) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that convincing your wife she is crazy or paranoid is called gaslighting and it’s a dick move. And convincing her she’s a replicant with artificially implanted human emotions is called bladerunning and it’s a Phillip K. Dick move.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Ale To The Chief - Avery

Donated by Steve’s friends… and then Steve… Apparently, no one wants a drink that makes them think about Cheetozilla…

* BA Score: 90

* ABV: 8.1

* Style: American Strong Ale

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2kwgNxZ

* Aaron: 7

* Shea: 5

* Steve: 6

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

We had a few communications!

David the Ox texted us to let us know that…

Lance Henriksen was also killed by a predator, a terminator and an alien. I will now finish listening to the podcast in case y’all say the answer.

Thanks! That was driving me nuts and I’m also too lazy to Google stuff or do any real show prep  ~A

German Denis left us what is, in all likelihood, the most honest voicemail we’ve ever had!

And, for the record, we don’t know what we were trying to say either…

We also got a voicemail from… someone… who said that Shea was his spirit animal and that Big Gay Jim was the best!

We totally agree.

Unfortunately, as happens sometimes, the message is a little messy so we’ll skip the audio but we wanted to say thanks and keep’em coming!

Nothing makes us feel like a real grown-up podcast quite like people leaving us a message at (513) 760–0463.

We’re getting some t-shirts made for ourselves to wear at ReAsonCon in April and we thought we’d throw it out to our listeners too.

If you’re interested in a Waiting 4 Wrath t-shirt, email us at[email protected] and let us know what you like. We’re thinking the black logo on a white shirt, or our preference, a white logo on a black t-shirt.

We’re open to whatever, so tell us what you think. Right now it looks like they’ll come in at around $20-25 each.

Headlines

Transtexan - http://bit.

In this week’s show, episode 121, The Grand Mufti’s labia are glued to an online preachers dick until they both leave Ark Encounter and vote PORP.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Dagda (The Irish-Celtic god of the earth and treaties) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that celery is 95% water and 100% not tacos.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know recently passed actor Bill Paxton was raised a Roman Catholic by his mother? The star of Aliens, Titanic and Big Love seemed to find it…amusing.

“I was raised Catholic, and when we take communion, the wafer is a symbol of the body and blood of Christ. Somebody could think, ‘What the hell? There’s a guy on the cross, he’s been tortured and killed and these people are symbolically eating his body?’”

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Palor Hoppenbetontes Pale Ale - Braufactum

Donated by German Denis!

BA Score: 84

ABV: 5.2

Style: EPA

BA Link: http://bit.ly/2kwbrCJ

Aaron: 8

Jenn: 7

Shea: 9

Steve: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Voicemails and Text Messages:

Hey, this is Patrick from Virginia. I love the show, I’m not a drinker but love the beer reviews. Keep up the awesome work guys and lady and shea

We also got a great voicemail from uber-fan Tara!

Also, thanks for the recent tweet correction, I super appreciate it! ~ A

We also got a message from Don,

Hi, guys, one of you(r) fellows just said. he didn’t want to see Jen ‘hooked up to and automatic milker’. He missed the follow-up manual milking is so much more fun! I enjoy the show and thanks.

Speaking of milking things - we’re going to ReasonCon in April, which means March is your last chance to subscribe to patreon if you want to support our trip!

If deadlines or Patreon aren’t your bag, you can always support us on PayPal, through our Amazon link or by giving us reviews and - as Matt & Tim or Atheism 101 call them - internet high-fives in the form of likes and follows.

Headlines

What The World Really Needs Is Another Feminine Hygiene Product Created By A Man - http://bit.ly/2mxunBI

Chiropractor, “Dr” Daniel Dopps, of Wichita, Kansas, has invented super glue for the pussy to hold in that nasty, nasty period stuff

The still in development product is called Mensez Feminine Lip-Stick. Clever huh?

What it does is basically glue the labia minora together such that menstrual fluid i...

In this week’s show, episode 120, Shelley Says Seagulls In The Second Section By the Sea Shore!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Papa (the Maori Mother Earth goddess) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life LessonThis week I learned that the easiest way to boil an egg without using a costly egg timer, is to pop an egg into a pot of boiling water and get in your car and drive in a straight line at 60 miles an hour and as soon as you get three miles call your wife to take the eggs out!

Jenn’s Actual LessonDid you know that, according to the North American Menominee Tribe, the Aurora Borealis was created by a friendly tribe of giants? They were called manabai'wok and the Northern lights were caused by their torches as they went about fishing and hunting in the dark.

Shelley Segal Says Hi!

* http://www.shelleysegal.com

* https://www.patreon.com/ShelleySegal

* https://twitter.com/ShelleySegal

* https://www.facebook.com/shelley.segal.music

* https://shelleysegal.bandcamp.com

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Grunion - Ballast Point

* BA Score: 91

* ABV: 5.5

* Style: APA

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2kPtCzs

* Aaron: 7

* Jenn: 8

* Shelly: 8

* Shea: 8

* Steve: 8

* Rob: 4

* Natalie: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Big thanks to Jaded Zappa in Colorado for sending us a 6pack of Left-Hand Brewing Nitro Milk Stout.

We’ll enjoy these soon!

We got voice mail messages from Shane from Calgary Loves Shea!, Felicia of Utah Outcasts, and Heathen Mother sent a message regarding our mention of republicans removing rules disallowing the arming of the developmental disabled.

Find the Utah Outcasts at http://utahoutcasts.com

If you want to leave a message then give us a ring at (513) 760–0463

Headlines

Hammy is at it again - http://bit.ly/2lBOGdX

* We all know that Ken Ham is a dipshit young-earth creationist, that’s not news. He tells everyone who will listen to this himself.

* He believes that the earth is only about 6000 years old (beer has been around longer than that)

* Now he’s tweeted about his latest soon-to-be-added addition to his dumbass Ark Park, posting pictures of the exhibit

* They’re building a diorama of pre-flood wickedness, featuring battles between humans, giants, and dinosaurs fighting in a Roman type arena

* Holy shit this guy is a fucking moron. I realize that is an ad-hominem attack, but he makes it so easy.

Ashville idiot pastor has a problem with dolls - http://avlne.ws/2lQwRui

Available to Patrons at http://patreon.com/w4w 

* After watching a story on Good Morning America, Rev. Keith Ogden, of Ashville’s Hill Street Baptist Church had a mental tizzy-fit

* He sent a message to his followers titled,

"KILLING THE MINDS OF MALE BABIES."

* The story is that American Girl (owned by toy giant Mattel) introduced a GASP male doll named Logan

* American Girl said that a male doll has been a top request for decades

* Well, righteous crusader, Dipshit Ogden, won’t have it. I’ll just let this narrow-minded putz speak for himself…

"There are those in this world who want to alter God's creation of the male and female," he wrote. "The devil wants to kill, steal and destroy the minds of our children and grandchildren by perverting, distorting and twisting (the) truth of who God created them to be."

In this week’s show, episode 119, Wyoming’s gayest porn theater opens a eulogy education center for Trans rockstars!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Min (Egyptian god of love and sexual pleasure) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Jim’s Good Gay News

The Simpsons episode Homer Phobia almost didn’t air - http://bit.ly/2kvVIU2

My good gay news is that it did because it made me want a custom car horn that plays Somewhere Over the Rainbow

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Since I missed last week (the show before Valentine’s) here’s a late tidbit in honor of that holiday:

Did you know Pan, the goat-legged Greek god of nature, seduced the moon goddess Selene by wrapping himself in a sheepskin to hide his goat parts (bc I guess sheep is sexier?). He was then able to pull her from the sky and seduce her.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier Märzen

Donated by German Dennis

BA Link: http://bit.ly/2kO6cLu

BA Rating: 91

Style: Marzen

ABV: 5.4%

Aaron: 0

Jenn: 5

Jim: 4

Steve: 0

Round Table Discussion

Patrons!

We don’t have any new ones but are going to have to send KingTorm that life extension technology we’ve been teasing Alex Jones with for upping their patronage!

Of course, if you’re not subscribing to Waiting 4 Wrath on Patreon.com/w4w then you’re missing out on longer shows that include at least a unique segment but often 15 to 30 minutes more show!

Not to mention episodes of our Pepitode show 4 More Beers, Episode 3 of which I just finished editing! By the time you hear this your ear holes should already be about 40 minutes of beer drinking goodness wiser!

Ok… not really… cause I did these show notes first… but you’ll totally be getting that email in like… soon… if you’re a patron… ~ A

Thanks to Matt from Atheism 101 podcast for joining us for furry Nazi’s last week. A101 just released their religious bullshit in February episode and I’d like to take a moment to congratulate Matt on getting the Blaze to evict his throat monster, I’m just sorry they had to jamb so many candles into him…

Speaking of furries jamming things into boxes, listener Fenrir (most infamous of the many wolves in Norse mythology) reached out to let us know that not all furries are horrible dickhead nazis

I’m a Canadian fur but unsure of numbers for the whole of Canada, but my province (Ontario) approx 1850 furs.

For the community in general, politically all over the spectrum, I have met Alt-left furs, as well as conservative furs (who celebrated the Trump victory *shudders*) The furry community at its heart are simply those who like anthropomorphic animal characters, such as Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde from Zootopia.

Not all of us have fursuits as they are quite expensive and many of us simply can’t afford the time nor resources to maintain one.