* Intro - Welcome To The Show 0:30.17
* This Week's Beer - Summer Ale 2:26
* Round Table 9:36
* HL1 - All Crackers Go To Hell 18:35
* HL2 - You're A Wanker Gordy 27:14
* HL3 - Ding Dong Satan’s Gone! 33:37
* The Patreon Plane 39:13.271
* LMGTFY Triangle 59:43
* Next Week's Beer - Bock 1:09:04
* Faith In Humanity Restored 1:10:41
* Outro - Thanks 4 Supporting Us! 1:17:05
* Outtakes 1:17:52
In This Week’s Show
Steve is gone but Jenn is here;
And Shea is drunk on 10% beer.
All through the show we laugh and sing;
And make jokes about gross dingalings.
Each story is better than the last;
So get thee to Patreon.com/w4w fast!
For as Big Gay Jim decrees;
“It’s good to be a patreon!” umm.. ees…
Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Yarylo(the Slavic god of Springtime) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!
Shea’s Life Lesson
This week I learned how to go extreme couponing, I only had one coupon and it had expired a few weeks ago, but I did stab somebody.
Jenn’s Actual Lesson
Did you know that Foxe’s Book of Martyrs (a gruesomely detailed account of the tortures inflicted upon Protestants by the Catholic Church) was first published in 1563 and has not been out of publication since?
But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!
This Week’s Beer
Tongue Buckler - Imperial Red Ale | Ballast Point Brewing Company
Mr. Jenn
* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2nJTZYC
* BA Rating: 87
* Style: American Amber / Red Ale
* ABV: 10%’
* Aaron: 5
* Jenn: 4
* Shea: 5
This Week’s Show
Round Table Discussion
Cai is back as a Patron! AND WE MISSED YOU!
If you be as bad-ass a Cobra-Cai you should visit http://patreon.com/w4w for a show that includes two extra stories this week — and the last one is … I mean, wow.
A correction from Matt & Tim sent us a correction - turns out the Muslim Brotherhood and Hamas might actually get along. We thought they were Suni’s vs. Shiites … or Jews maybe. We were wrong. In our defense, “Hamas” sounds kinda Hebrew…
Also, in working with Matt & Tim over at Atheism 101 for a yet to be announced thing that we’ll announce eventually, Shea and I realized something… By our powers combined, we’re basically one complete Matt.
We tried to figure out who’s Tim, but he’s done more sit-ups than
Headlines
HL1 - Practical Bible Lessons - http://bit.ly/2nSDxpQ
Today’s Bible lesson: It’s a bad idea to use the good book to smuggle drugs into jail.
“We search every item that is brought into the jail, and the property officer noticed something wrong. There was a bulge in the back cover of the Bible,” Lee County Sheriff Jim Johnson told the Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal. “We cut it open and found a powdery substance.”
Courtney Ford, 30, of Nettleton has been charged with possessing an illegal drug and trying to bring contraband into the jail.
Ezell said Stephen Jason Estes, 41, of Plantersville, had been sentenced to 40 years in prison, but with 34 suspended, and was awaiting transfer to a state prison when the Bible was left for him.
“We know he knew about it because that day,