Waiting 4 Wrath

Waiting 4 Wrath - Episode 047 - The One Where The Prodigal Shea Returns.

Grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Moon Goddess Selene hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

The Spanish version of Yolo, is socks. So, #socks!

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

This week New Zealand denied a request from the Jedi Faith for tax exemption, stating it is “not religious enough”. Poor Star Wars nerds just can’t catch a break.

Aaron’s Understanding of the Show

In this week’s show, episode 47, Shea returns from his Nessy hunt with only some gay Pope spit to show for it.

And I’m Steve — Let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Pumpkick - New Belgium Brewing

* Ft.Collins Colorado, United States

* BA score: 79

* Style: Seasonal, Pumpkin Ale

* ABV: 6.00% ABV

* Jenn: 4

* Aaron: 8

* Steve: 6

* Shea: 8

Announcements:

Hugh Mann gave us a generous donation via Patreon. If you want to be a bad ass like Hugh, check us out at http://patreon.com/w4w

For anyone in our general area: Shelley Segal will be live in Laramie at the Grounds, 6 pm Saturday, October 24th.

Aaron is on Atheism 101 & Atheism 101’s Patreon show!

This Week’s Show

Steve’s Headlines

* Florida school apologizes for warning students that evolution deniers were trying to ‘mislead’ them

* Congressman Steals Pope Francis Water Brags About It

* Alaska court erupts in laughter as right-wing extremist asks to be deported to heaven

Second Half

First things first, a very generous listener Ben from Pensel-tuckey has sent us a sixer of his homebrew Cowering Alterboy Stout, an Imperial Coffee Cream Stout.

* 12lb mansotter

* 1lb Flaked wheat

* 5lb Choc. malt

* 5lb coffee (secondary)

* 5 Roasted malt

* 1lb lactose @ 60

* 2oz n. brewwer @ 60

* 1oz Calena @ 30

* 1oz h. brewwer @ 5

* English Ale Yeast

* 90min mash @ 153

* 90min boil

* OG 1.088 -> 1.018 = 9%

* Steve: 8

* Shea: 9

* Jenn: 8

* Aaron: 9

Catching up with your hosts - The return of the Shea.

The Classic Speyside Single Malt Scotch Whiskey from Benromach

* 100 Proof (57% ABV)

* Aged 10 years.

* Steve: 3

* Shea: 9

* Aaron: 7

* Jenn: 1

Black Isle Berliner Weisse

http://bit.ly/1Lmno5j

* Unlisted on BA.

* 3.5% ABV

* Aaron: 6

* Jenn: 6

* Shea: 6

* Steve: 6

Next Week’s Beer

Guinness Blonde American Lager

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1Lmnwlo

* BA Rating: 75

* Style: American Pale Lager

* ABV: 5%

Special thanks to Heathen Mother for recommending this week’s beer!

Faith In Humanity Restored

One Million Moms want The Muppets taken off the air

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Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Egyptian Goddess Bast hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Mama Gay’s Good Advice

When faced with a horrible Monday, remember: left foot, right foot, repeat as needed. It’s like lather, rinse, repeat…but all Zen and shit. And every Friday, remember to wish your coworkers a Happy POETS day. Just don’t tell them it means Piss On Everything Tomorrow’s Saturday.

Jenn’s Lesson

This Saturday is Yom Kippur. It is also called Day of Atonement and is the day when Jews ask for forgiveness and look to the future. It is the holiest day of the year in the Jewish calendar. I’m truly sorry Shea isn’t here to sputter some Hebrew.

Aaron’s Understanding of the Show:

In this week’s show, episode 46, we’ll spank a bag of Doritos until our lady bits go deaf.

And I’m Steve — Let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer:

Organic Ur Pils - Brauerei Pinkus Mueller, Germany

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1FPGhFS

* BA Rating: 86

* Style: German Pilsener

* ABV: 5.20% ABV

* Aaron: 9

* Jenn: 8

* Jim: 9

* Steve: 8

Announcements

Thanks to the patrons!

A special massive, extra awesome thank you to the guys at Atheism 101, a dick joke telling podcast that actually does its homework; and to an awesome listener and generally badass person Susanne!

Just a reminder that if you want to kick as much ass as these two ass kickers — and get all manner of bonus content — sign up at patreon.com/w4w!

Finally, a few of you have asked about the beer song. That’s The Beer Song from Elbowskin, an awesome pair hilarious musical Aussies. Thanks again to Elbowskin for graciously allowing us the use a bit of their hilarious beer song! Find more of their brilliance at elbowskin.com.au

This Week’s Show

Stories

Steve’s Headlines

* Married church minister ‘ran bottom spanking cult’

* MUN prof refuses to wear device for hearing disabled student, cites religious reasons

* ‘Gay’ Doritos Prompt Freak-Out

Jenn’s Story:

This week we’re taking a slightly different route. Think of this as a ‘Very Special Episode of Waiting 4 Wrath” but instead of 80’s cartoon characters telling you to beware of drugs, you have Big Gay Jim and myself discussing a couple of prepared topics. So tonight, Jim and I don’t have a specific news story to discuss, but instead, we’re bringing attention to certain issues that are important to us.

A brief window into their thoughts on the ladies. Women’s roles in the major religions:

* Islam/Koran “Men are above all the women because Allah has given one part a superiority over the other.”

* Confucius: “One hundred girls are not worth as much as one boy.”

* Hinduism: “A girl must be under the care of her father … in youth under the care of the husband and in old age under the care of her sons. But she should never be free and independent.” (Manu V. 148)

* Bible (Paul in a letter to the Ephesians): “The women shall be servant to the men who are their masters.”

* Mormonism: The Mormon position on women has changed little since the early 1800’s, when the official view was that “woman’s primary place is in the home,

Grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Biersal hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Big Gay Jim’s Intro

I’m Big Gay Jim, your flight attendant and entertainment director for today’s flight. Please keep your drinks inside your hands or mouth at all times and remember that in accordance with federal regulations, you must obey all instructions from the flight crew. Namely me.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

This past week was Rosh Hashanah, the first of the Jewish High Holy Days. It's known as the Feast of Trumpets and is said to be the anniversary of the creation of Adam & Eve and their first actions toward the realization of humanity’s role in god’s world.

Aaron’s Understanding of the Show

In this week’s show, episode 45, Kentucky releases a new homeopathic pelvic dress code to reduce Spiritually Transmitted Diseases on rainbow busses.

And I’m Steve — Let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Tropicalia - Breakside Brewery

Beer DB: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22843/153807/

* BA Rating: 85

* Style: Saison / Farmhouse Ale

* ABV: 6.00%ABV

* Aaron: 0

* Steve: 0

* Jim: 3

* Jenn: 3

Announcements

Congratulations to the Universal Church of … Bacon for tripling its membership. Find out more at unitedchurchofbacon.org

As you may have guessed Shea’s still on his honeymoon, but no word yet if his honey is enjoying the mooning. So welcome Big Gay Jim to the show!

This Week’s Show

Stories

Steve’s Headlines

* Homeopathy conference ends in chaos after delegates take hallucinogenic drug

* Minneapolis church struck by lightning, destroying cross

* Church Warns Against “Spiritually Transmitted Disease”

Jenn’s Story:

Today in ‘The South continues to outdo its own idiocy’ news, an Alabama town is trying to pass a law regulating pants and skirts worn by all citizens and visitors to the city.

Jim’s Story

Kim Davis will not interfere with gay marriage licenses

Second Half

Afterlife Styles of the Rich & Famous!

Some existential quotes from celebrities. Do you think they are atheists or religious? Some starts, there no doubt: the George Carlins, Bill Mahers, Ricky Gervais’, … Kirk Cameron’s? But what about the less outspoken?

Next Week’s Beer

Organic Ur Pils - Brauerei Pinkus Mueller

Beer DB: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31/81/

* BA Rating: 86

* Style: German Pilsener

* ABV: 5.20% ABV

Faith In Humanity Restored

Navajo Lady Delivers Water 75 Miles Every Day to Homes Without Plumbing

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Grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Kapo hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting a balloon go.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

The Talmud is very strict about banning extramarital sex — but also enforcing marital sex. The Talmud even lays out a timetable for how often husbands should “rejoice” their wives.

Aaron’s Understanding of the Show

On this weeks show, episode 43, Pat Robertson will make Siri think whoo whoo bullshit at Josh Duggar to stop him jacking it to Ellen Page.

This Week’s Beer

Broken Auger Larger - Broken Bow Brewery

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1NDrXrO

* BA Rating: N/A

* Style: American Amber / Red Lager

* ABV: 5.2%

* Aaron: 0

* Steve: 0

* Shea: 1

* Jenn: 1

Announcements

Thanks to Utah Outcasts for reaching out to us, you guys rock. Check out Utah Outcasts on iTunes, Stitcher and wherever quality podcasts are casted.

Special thanks to the atheist podcasters that replied to our guesting request. If you’d like to have beautiful Jenn or drunk Shea on your show, drop us a line.

This Week’s Show

Stories

Steve’s Headlines:

* Woo Woo Horseshit: school’s powerful wi-fi signal is making boy sick

* “Dead” teen wakes up in coffin

Jenn’s Story

Incoming Christian students at Duke recoil at having to read graphic novel by lesbian author, Fun Home

Steve’s Story:

Josh Dugger fucks porn actress

Shea’s Story

Ted Cruz explains the Ellen Page debacle

Ted Cruz takes some time out of his busy schedule to grill up some pork chops and ignore basic civil liberties for around 4% of Americans.

This past week harkened in the annual Iowa State Fair and Ted Cruz thought this would be the perfect place to spew his own special brand of bigotry and nonsense. In between trying really hard to be cool and kissing the public’s ass he was approached by Ellen Page in a shitty disguise asking questions about the LGBTQ community and their rights. Well, Cruz performs exactly how we expected him to, with more than a little argle-bargle and double talk. There is a lot to this short video but the audio is just awful and hard to hear so there will be a link in the show notes. After Ellen asks her first question, if Cruz thinks LGBTQ community is persecuted more than the Bible believing Christian community he cuts her off and says “I’m happy to answer your question but not to have a back-and-forth debate,” or in other words shut up Ted is talking. Ted Cruz’s answers are tone deaf, mean-spirited and downright shit. While his argle-bargle satisfies most of the GOP’s side of the argument, his comparison forcing a Rabbi to conduct a Christian wedding to a baker refusing to make a gay wedding cake, shows he doesn’t have the mental capacity to handle the presidency. They don’t compare at all, it’s like saying a Donkey is the same as ass fucking (which for Cruze are similar). One is a business that must abide by the constitution above any religious objections and the other is forced cross-denominational ceremony administration. So, Mr Cruz, if I start a “church” that thinks Black people are evil, does that then allow me to discriminate against blacks at my diner? No it does not. Why? Because constitutional rights and the law override religious rights.

Grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Priapus hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson:

This week I learned that you shouldn’t refer to OBGYNs as lady spelunkers… Apparently I don’t understand the anatomy of the vagoo.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson:

The patron saint of dentists is St. Apollonia. She reportedly had her teeth pulled out in 249 AD by an anti-Christian mob.

Aaron’s Understanding of the Show:

On this weeks show, episode 42, a woman marries Jesus then gets drunk on stolen beer, cheats on him with Josh Duggar, then pays Texans to murder everyone involved. Or something… I don’t know… beer.

This Week’s Beer

Cara De Luna Black Ale - Crazy Mountain Brewing Company

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1hOZ2DY

* BA Rating: 84

* Style: American Black Ale

* ABV: 5.50% ABV

* Aaron 9

* Shea 7

* Jenn 8

* Steve 9

Announcements:

We’ll be on an upcoming episode of Atheists on Air: Beyond the Trailer Park on the 31st, so make sure you tune in or subscribe.

The extended penis gallery would like to wish Promoting Secular Feminism a big “welcome aboard” to the atheist podcasting community. We listened to your first episode today and it wasn’t nearly as awkward and significantly more gratifying than some other firsts I’ve had… But really, great show ladies, can’t wait for the next episode! Power to the sparkle farts!

Speaking of other atheist shows as we approach our 50th show we’d love to play a promo for your show or event. Introduce yourself on the socials or through email with an up to 30 second promo and we’ll give you some air time! If you want you promo on an earlier show, you can always bribe us an iTunes review…

This Week’s Show

Stories

Steve’s Headlines

* Burglars Open 1,200 Bottles of Koenig Pilsener Beer, Steal Bottle Caps

* Hog Logic: Horses Smile, So Evolution is a Lie, Says Creationist Ken Ham

* Jowley McPuppetBrain news: Pat Robertson: I’m Not Psychic. God Just Tells Me Who I Need to Heal

Aaron’s Story

Josh Duggar revealed as having ‘paid almost $1,000 for multiple Ashley Madison accounts’

Jenn’s Story

Indiana Woman Marries Jesus Christ Becomes Consecrated Virgin

Shea’s Story

Texas Clerk Gets The Bill For Her ‘Religious Freedom’ Claim

Second Half

Do you consider yourself an ‘out’ atheist? Why or why not?

Next Week’s Beer

Broken Auger Lauger - Broken Bow Brewery

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1NDrXrO

* BA Rating: N/A

* Style: American Amber / Red Lager

* ABV: 5.2%

Faith In Humanity Restored

Ride2Recover Ride2Recover is a continuing journey of a bicycle ride from Washington to New York with the mission of raising awareness about Children’s Advocacy centers

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Grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Bonjook hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson:  This week I learned that bananas are a healthy alternative for crystal meth

Jenn’s Actual Lesson: Did you know, the term “devil’s advocate” was originally the church official appointed to argue against a candidate for sainthood.

Aaron’s Understanding of the Show:  

In this week's show, episode 41, following Levitical law, Jewish A.I’s from the U.K. go to the U.A.E. to rally for #BLM

This Week’s Beer

Golden Monkey - Victory Brewing Company

* Beer DB:  http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/345/1003/

* BA Rating: 84

* Style: Tripel

* ABV: 9.5

Announcements:

“Been listening for a few weeks and love what you do! Keep up the awesomeness!”

Thanks to @HeathenMother for your kind words, we really appreciate it!

Thanks to Matt & Tim at Atheism 101 for having Jenn on. It was amazeballs!

Later this month we’ll be guesting on AoA: Beyond the Trailer Park. We’re working out the details now, more to come. As a reminder Beth is a badass and she could use your help with her GoFundMe at http://bit.ly/aoafund

This Week’s Show

Stories

Steve’s Goddamned Headlines

UAE makes ‘offending God’ illegal

UK drinkers look at alcohol guidelines, laugh, and have another beer

Aaron’s Story

Orthodox Jews Are Crowdfunding the Breeding of a Red Cow Because Religion

http://bit.ly/1IHMBT9

 

Jenn’s Story

All dogs may not go to heaven, but robots might: A Florida reverend believes “God’s redemption” extends to AI and envisions them becoming spiritual leaders.

http://bit.ly/1Moubep

Shea’s Story

Pat Robertson: Christians Can Ignore the Book of Leviticus (but the Anti-Gay Parts Still Apply)

http://bit.ly/1N4rhLR

Second Half

Cards Against Humanity

Next Week’s Beer

Cara De Luna Black Ale - Crazy Mountain Brewing Company

* Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1hOZ2DY

* BA Rating: 84

* Style: American Black Ale

* ABV: 5.50% ABV

Faith In Humanity Restored

Utah Boy Reading Junk Mail Gets Thousands Of Books After Mailman’s Plea Goes Viral

http://7ny.tv/1N4sCCe

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Shea’s Life Lesson

What if every country has ninjas, but we only know about the Japanese ones because the are absolute rubbish?

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know Martin Luther approved of heavy drinking? When a young man wrote to him in fear of going to hell, Luther told him to go and get drunk. That is what he said he did when dealing with despair.

Aaron’s Understanding of the Show

In this week’s show, episode 40, Obama’s seer stones reveal the effects of Slayer’s demon music on the Duggars financial security.

This Week’s Beer

City Of Trees IPA - Woodland Empire Ale Craft

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1hlnb51

BA Rating: 3

Style: American IPA

ABV:  6.20%

Shea: 9

Aaron: 9

Jenn: 9

Steve: 8

This Week’s Show

Steve’s Headlines

TX Public School Posts Made Up Quotes from Reagan, Bible, George Washington to Promote Christianity

Mormon church releases photos of ‘seer stone’ used by founder Joseph Smith

Atheist minister fighting United Church’s effort to fire her

Man Upgrades To Windows 10 – It Shows His Wife His Entire Porn Collection

Marietta Texas man shoots armadillo, gets hit in face by bullet ricochet

Aaron’s Story

Evidence Mounts: Obama really has demonic ties!

http://bit.ly/1J2CIfO

Jenn’s Story

Lawsuit alleges: 7-year-old quizzed on religion, ordered to sit alone at lunch for telling classmates he didn’t believe in God http://wapo.st/1J6sxv8

Shea’s Story

The Dugger’s are now begging for money to keep their lifestyle alive.

This is the link but… fuck these tools: http://dillardfamily.com/

Second Half

Prayer or Slayer?

https://www.reddit.com/r/PrayerOrSlayer/

Next Week’s Beer

Golden Monkey - Victory Brewing Company

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1J6t7t5

BA Rating: 84

Style: Tripel

ABV: 9.5

Faith In Humanity Restored

Fuck you ass holes, I remembered this week!

Homophobe Punches Married West Point Gay Grads, Ends Up In A World Of Pain

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In this week’s show, episode 39, we learn the Pope uses duct tape and snakes to tie his dog-whore sub to his float at a hetero pride parade.

Shea’s Life Lesson:  This week I learned that the point of golf is to play the least amount of golf…

Jenn’s Actual Lesson: As far back as the 18th century, Paulaner monks in Germany would brew and drink a heavy, malty type of beer called Doppelbock for Lent, which is still brewed today in Munich. It was so nutritious it kept them fortified for the entire 40 days fast, or as I like to call it, bender.

This Week’s Beer:

Owyhee Amber Ale - Beer Valley Brewing Co.

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1I4D4Fz

* BA Rating: 84

* Style: American Amber / Red Ale

* ABV: 5.5%

* Aaron: 9

* Jenn: 7

* Shea: 7

* Steve: 9

Announcements:

Correction for Her-gaar-din from Belgium. Thanks  TBoogs & @Theodric

Beth, blogger at Havoc and Chaos and host at AoA: Beyond the Trailer Park has suffered a stroke and could use the help of our community. http://bit.ly/aoafund 

Coming up in a week Jenn will be on Atheism 101 with Tim and Matt.. you know, to make us look good n shit.

This Week’s Show

Stories

Aaron’s Story: Drudge Report Asks Is Pope Francis The Antichrist

Jenn’s Story: 5 Completely Insane Things Christian Fundies Are Teaching Their Kids

Shea’s Story: Heterosexual Pride Parade

Steve’s Headlines

* Hillsborough School Board suspends teacher accused of duct-taping student’s eyes

* Snake-handling Kentucky Christian refuses treatment after rattlesnake bite — dies

* Florida woman took selfies during sex with dog inside grandma’s house: cops

Second Half

Accelerated Christian Education (ACE) is a fundamentalist curriculum (started in Texas, of course) that explicitly states that students should not have any knowledge that is contradictory to the bible.

Today ACE claims to be used in 6,000 schools and by thousands of home educators in over 140 countries.

My personal favorite of ACE’s ideas: Christian Darwin Inspired Hitler

Next Week’s Beer:

City Of Trees IPA - Woodland Empire Ale Craft

Woodland Empire Ale Craft visit their website, Idaho, United States

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1hlnb51 

* BA Rating: 3

* Style: American IPA

* ABV: 6.20%

Faith In Humanity Restored

Muslims Raised Over $100,000 To Help Rebuild Black Churches In The South

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In this weeks show, episode 38, Jehovah god takes the wheel and runs a car full of confederate grandma’s into a football game played by exploding chickens.

Shea’s Life Lesson:  This week I learned that of course, you should fight fire with fire, you should always fight everything with fire.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson: Some faiths require believers to refuse medical treatment? For example, Jehovah’s Witnesses aren’t allowed to receive blood transfusions and Christian Scientists often refuse all traditional medicine.

This Week’s Beer

Straight Up Saison - Epic Brewing Company

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1LxDSqu

* BA Rating: 83

* Style: Saison / Farmhouse Ale

* ABV:   ~7.00% ABV

* Aaron: 7

* Jenn: 6

* Steve: 4

* Shea: 9

Steve’s Story-Headlines

* Woman says praying behind the wheel caused crash that injured grandmother

* After Coaches Repeatedly Push Christianity on Players, Georgia School District Will Pay Costly Penalty

* Chicken Suicide Bombers: Isis uses Explosive-strapped Hens in Syria to Attack Kurdish Militia

Jenn’s Story

WATCH: Pastor’s Anti-Gay Rant Caught on Film, is Terrifying and Hilarious

Shea’s Story

Confederate flag-wearing pastor wants governor to let him exclude LGBT church members

Second Half

What Would You Do?

Christian Discrimination for Praying in Public | What Would You Do?

Next Week’s Beer

Owyhee Amber Ale - Beer Valley Brewing Co.

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1I4D4Fz

BA Rating: 84

Style: American Amber / Red Ale

ABV: 5.5%

Faith In Humanity Restored

Scientists develop pill that may end gluten allergy, Good beer for everyone!

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The Science Of Dogs

In this weeks show, episode 37, we’ll friend Baphomet on god-book after we met at an atheist school assembly.

Welcome to another blasphemous episode of Waiting for Wrath;

where we rip apart the headlines;

where making a point is beside the point;

where we ridicule the the stupid in our world, so it doesn’t drive us insane.

We’re not experts and we make no apologies for our opinions — so — let’s have a discussion, revel in the digression and, some god forbid, have a laugh or two.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis —

         because, while Pluto hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson:  If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of those ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one…

Jenn’s Actual Lesson: Did you know Jesus makes appearances in the Qur’an? More specifically, for example, he can talk as an infant and turns a clay bird into a real one.

Let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Open Range IPA from South Park Brewing

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1KUVgDx

BA Rating: N/A

Style: American IPA

ABV:  6.50% ABV

Aaron: 8

Steve: 7

Shea: 7

Jenn: 7

Shea’s Story

Sin Free Facebook

So I decided to become an investigative journalist for this weeks story, and the first thing i want to tell you is that I didn’t use Rawstory, Patheos, or any of our other regular news outlets, so suck it! I actually did some work!

To start I had to see this site and the only way you can view profiles and see posts was to join Facegloria… Also this site is in Portuguese so i feel like I should get some sort of badge for going above and beyond.

Terms and Services

Definition-The FACEGLORIA, afigura- themselves as social network Christian values, with free enjoyment to all people, regardless of ethnicity, social class and religion. Simply for enjoyment purposes. Express consent and framing the provisions outlined in the Terms of Conditions of Use.

According to this we are free to participate

After making a profile and choosing a username (Waiting 4Wrath) I was brought to a rather boring white page prompting me to add a profile picture and a background, naturally i used our logo and a background of our holy sacrament, a nice picture of beer. After this i was done… there really wasn’t much else to do, i could see new users and add them as “friends” so i thought what the hell lets get some new listeners, and i know the best place to look is “a Christian communication tool with many integrated media, created to facilitate communication between people who seek to preserve the principles of family, morality and respect among users who share the same faith, ideas, and other activities.”

What could go wrong?

Immediately, and by that i had to log back in to populate the page, i was greeted by a page of very facebook like updates and messages, i scroll through a few and i find a new friend Andy, i’m not going to use last name incase they actually used  a real name. Andy looks a bit like a serial killer but who am i to judge, now this is where it gets interesting his background picture is an inverted cross and pentagram… shit just got real! I instantly tried to look at his profile, but whether it is my kindergarten grasp of Portuguese or Faceglorias horrible UI i couldn’t manage more that frustrating myself. I kept scrolling down my holy newsfeed hoping to potentially find some more gems and once again my good friend Andy lights up my life, this time with a post i could see, a lovely picture of a half a dozen or so inverted c...