Considering how scandalous and melodramatic Devious Maids is, it's a real testament to our lack of focus that we are unable to stay on topic here. We discuss everything from 'non-evasive' cosmetic procedures to Bo-Jo actually confirming how many children he has. What a time to be alive...

We are back from our summer holidays of breaking toes and eating cat food! Did we leave the house? Absolutely not, but we did finally get to watch the incredible final season of Pose, one of our favourite shows. We know the bar is pretty low on what we describe as our ‘favourite shows,’ but I’m sure you’ll agree Pose is truly one of one.

Hello there! We watched the Shadow and Bone pilot episode but discussed it for under 3 minutes because that's just how we were feeling. Are you ready to hear us discuss lying/thieving politicians, football with zero knowledge of the sport, racist police officers and scary, creepy predators?! Listing it out like that really makes us wonder why we laughed from start to finish.... We both left therapy too soon.

Back once again with a minisode! Where we play games, laugh hysterically at our own jokes and plan a hot girl funeral. What an episode. If you need to smile and feel better about your own life choices, then this is the episode for you.

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We are back in the Enchanted Forest, Storybrooke, Neverland, Oz and wherever else the magic beans are taking us. Yes, this week we make a final dive back into Once Upon a Time to exhaust this topic and exhaust you.

If you want to listen to Regina the Evil Queen aka actress Lana Parrilla's dance version of It's Over Now (truly a club classic) you can do so here. Where else would you get this kind of information?! This podcast is basically the news.

Also, apologies to Mach-Hommy for Ruth mispronouncing your name, but in our defence, we don't know anything, so...

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This week we are taking a road trip across America for some feel-good, nourishing fun. We watched, 'To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar,' starring Patrick Swayze, Wesley Snipes, John Leguizamo and thee Stockard Channing (aka Rizzo lol). Two Queens and a Princess find themselves in a small town, bringing love and light to all involved. No significant spoilers.

If you would like more information on the tragic murder of 14-year-old Dea-John Reid, you can find it here.

'Never Been Kissed' is a problematic mess and so are we this week, so once again, do not hold us to any of this. We don't have much to say about this film, apart from the obvious; teachers, stay away from your students. Wow. We instead focus on Blac Chyna, Paris Hilton and Darius' song lyrics, and it's fair to say we finally understand why no one listens to this podcast.

This week we got a little spiritual. We have our first ever guest, the phenomenal Mystik Bones. Sim is not only a great friend but a Priestess, yoga teacher and all-around wonderful human. She is sharing her gifts with us through a live tarot reading. You can find Sim on Instagram @mystikbones, and check out her website to book a reading, yoga class, or purchase some oils, candles and everything else.

We then of course end the podcast with a Buzzfeed quiz to let us know, which Once Upon a Time character we would be, because how else?! Enjoy...

This week we watched Sex and the City, Season 2, Episode 13, 'Games People Play.' It really feels like there should be a semicolon in there, but punctuation aside... We managed to turn a 20-minute episode of problematic TV starring Jon Bon (Bloody) Jovi into a 2-hour therapy session without a qualified therapist. A mess. But we also figured out the relation between Once Upon a Time and Jay-Z's verse in 'So Appalled' so there is that lol.

We watched Game of Thrones Season 3, Episode 9, 'The Rains of Castamere.' More commonly known as, 'The Red Wedding,' although we're not really sure who decided that... We briefly discuss how, 'The Rains of Castamere' became the most famous diss track in the 7 kingdoms and what characters we hate the most, but we mostly talk just how low we plan to dip it once clubs and the adventures of Mango the dog.