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This 80s Sci-Fi film was supposed to be a cute, retro comedy. Messy and problematic? Sure. But 3 laughs in the entire film? Did not see that coming. The wardrobe, specifically Dorothy Stratten (rest in peace) who plays Galaxina's wardrobe, was 10/10. But we're not really sure about the rest of this...

This week we discuss the pièce de résistance of 90's cinema, She's All That. The cornerstone of the teen movie genre. Freddie Prinze Junior in a role he was born to play, stars as a high school heartthrob who has recently been 'dissed and dismissed,' by the hottest girl in school/the worst human being on the planet (you know the drill).

He wagers with one of his equally hot, rich and popular best friends (who clearly hates him FYI), that in just 6 weeks he can turn any girl at their school into the prom queen. But don't worry you guys because Laney the girl who was selected was hot all along! She just needed contact lenses, a hair cut, and the right designer clothes.

On paper, this is the worst film ever made, but we honestly love it so much. With every teen movie trope, staple cast member, Lil Kim and Usher for goodness sake, and not to mention what seems like an absurdly large budget, it's easy to see why. Good luck finding it online though.

This week we discuss the relentless drama that is Malcolm & Marie, starring John David Washington and Zendaya. And boy, do we go on about everything under the sun outside what we are actually supposed to be discussing. Classic. And for so, so long...

We had a little trouble with the audio, but we have cleaned it up ad much as we can. We hope the content is up to standard, but hey, no promises.

We’re back with a valentine's special! We missed you! Rude if you didn’t notice we were gone lol. We took a break in January, but here we bloody go.

This week we’ll be discussing the big B, Bridgerton. A mess and a masterpiece and our new favourite show. I hope you’ve seen it because this is back to back spoilers.

We are recording remotely now, so the bad news is we can’t watch VHS porn. The good news is we’ll be deep-diving into our favourite films and TV shows. So get ready to deep dive into a whole lot of nothing.

Trigger warning: We do discuss the rape scene at 34:36.

Episode 13, unlucky for some. This week's video is a parody of the 1985 film Desperately Seeking Susan starring Madonna, which neither of us has actually seen... We begin going over the best selling songs of 2020 in the UK, just because, and attempt to set some intentions for the new year. This is the most we have ever (over)shared throughout any episode, so please never bring this up with us in person. As always, we're sorry and we love you. Happy New Year!

Happy Holidays everyone! It's Christmas Eve and we are looking back at some events that shaped the year, answering uncomfortable questions, and then watching an uncomfortable video... Grab a glass of red or a cup of water (honestly anything) and join us for the fun.

Welcome back, babies! First, the question on everyone's mind, who will win the race for Christmas number 1? And who on earth is LadBaby?! Seriously, someone let us know. This week's film follows a group of sex workers on call in Hollywood. Despite having sex the entire film, Tony, the main man in charge (groundbreaking) has a sex request hotline and sends the ladies where they need to be. Tony's Angels would have been a better title, but what do we know?

The name of this tape was misleading. This was not in fact a sex education video, but a film about a high glam sex line being run out of a beautiful mansion. Yet another business that left us confused as to how they make any money.

PS, while coconut oil is a great lubricant, it causes latex condoms to break, which we need you to know to understand before you get carried away and blame us.

A sacred crystal that guarantees incredible sex anyone? At least that what we think is happening in this week's film. Another elaborate attempt at a coherent plotline. Also, find out the results of the sex quiz we took in episode 6 that not a soul on earth has asked us for.

Listen, we don't decide on the spelling of these titles (school English Language lesson flashback). This week we have sun, buns, and huns... We're in LA baby! In spirit at least. Cum behind the scenes of an explicit photography studio, where no one does more than 5 minutes of work. Give us jobs, please!