Aliens, US-Russian political relations and the earth on the edge of intergalactic war? Honestly, we don't know who wrote this, or what's wrong with them, but shout out to whoever created the space-themed aesthetic which was truly wonderful. This week, imperialism met problematic stereotypes, but luckily the incredible Ultra Flesh, a sex alien warrior saved the porno- and the world apparently.

We don't know what to tell you, listeners. This episode starts with the worst sex quiz and ends with the biggest mess (your favourite presenters). As the name suggests, Upstairs Downstairs is classism porn style, with maids, rich folk and a lot of food for some reason.

In the funniest episode to date (what an unnecessary amount of pressure), we overshare everything from our feelings on cheating to Michael Cera, and of course this weeks film. Grab your cowboy boots and mosey on down to the ridiculously named world of Blazing Zippers.

Freak, freak, freak NASTY (sang to the tune of Meg thee Stallion's freak nasty - google and sing along). Are we really getting jealous of a fictional couple in a porno? Of course we are! Guys, you should know us by now. Dive in and get ridiculous with us. Nasty is a legend, and she deserves your time and respect!

This week, we reduce the entire plot (or lack thereof) to the characters office attire. Who else but us? Furious as always, listen to us break down 'Balling for Dollars.' Is 3 the magic number? Do we find the power of 3? What is the meaning of life? Find out in this week's episode.

Welcome back! After watching a strange montage, we delve into a hilarious, stylistic world that could only have been brought to you by the golden age of porn.

Trigger warning - we discuss rape and sexual assault in relation to Ron Jeremy, the porn star who has been charged with 20 counts of rape and sexual assault from 2:32-9:33.

Welcome to the golden age of porn. In episode 1, Natalie and Ruth are not quite sure what to expect from the first vintage VHS pornographic film discovered under the floorboards by Natalie's sister. Let's just say this one really lives up to its name.