Strap in, boys and girls, because this is the wildest ride in the west. Hannah's concerned about her husband's lack of culinary skills, Chad tells Hannah she's dumb for feeling bad, and I can pretty well tell you how that one went. Like a fart at a funeral. Stay tuned for Chad's super awesome ghost story. Trust me... (you'll totally regret it)you won't regret it!

I know what you're thinking: these bozos did a whole podcast on M&M's?! Nope. Just more sex jokes. And awkward banter. And then more sex jokes.

Hannah made eye contact with a stranger with her boob out. Again. Chad has a lot of questions about living in a white trash world, and Hannah has all the answers. Or at least about that. And which line at McDonald's is the shortest.

Chad and Hannah revisit the random question generator. And the restroom. And the freezer section of the grocery store. And Amazon's sex shop. Really this just sounds like a whole bunch of really weird errands, doesn't it?

It's National Pie Day... or maybe it's tomorrow, we're not really sure tbh. What we do know is that Perkins brought us pie, and that we ate it. Hannah also has a cold or allergies or is on drugs and has a runny nose, so there's a lot of sniffling. Oh, maybe she was sad? But why? There's pie... anyways. Pie. Stories. Nonsense. Nose blowing. All here.

We're constantly worried that Chad is going to get fired. Between mild alcoholism and being a world class sexual harrasser, there's a solid chance Chad may have to interview for another job someday. This is the practice round (spoiler alert: HE IS SCREWED IF HE HAS TO ACTUALLY INTERVIEW).

Chad and Hannah talk art installation in downtown, the fake bricks that will melt in the rain and gout. You know. Just the important stuff.

Well Chad deleted our podcast from yesterday morning, so we came back and redid it. Then I forgot to upload it. So we're losers. Win together (never), lose together (always) teammates.

Chad talks about Jerry Lewis for an indiscernible reason, Hannah's grandma is moving into the home, and in case you were wondering, your china is worthless.

Chad and Hannah talk about the annoying things they do, so not really different than any other conversation they've ever had. They also talk college drinking, binge drinking, whiskey drinking... are you starting to see a pattern... or a problem?