Chad brings other people's original thoughts and tried to pass them as his own. Honestly, I'm not sure that dumb bunny has ever had an original thought. 3/5 stars

FEATURING TIONNA

It's salty. It's sticky. It's Wake Up with Chad Allen and Hannah.

Hannah had a GREAT game lined up, Chad hated it so nobody gets to have fun and instead they talked about the Superb Owl or some crap. I don't really know, I didn't listen all that close.

So close to getting this uploaded on time

Hannah cannot do awkward or uncomfortable like AT ALL. Which is weird because when you're as her you'd think she'd be used to it. Whatever. Go CheeVes

NO CHILDREN WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PODCAST. Hannah doesn't even have any kids (that she knows of. And that seems like the kind of thing that she would.)

It's game day, so Chad found some game that he thought would be fun until he realized that they were both bad at it. So if you like bad stuff, and not like "bad meaning good", but like legitimately terrible, this is for you. Also you should get some help.

NOPE THEY DIDN'T DIE LIKE YOU ASSHOLES WERE HOPING! They're back. With new resolutions. That they won't stick to. These aren't sentences. Except for that last one. Happy 2020!

Hannah's getting the ef out of here and going to Disney World. Chad wants no part of Disney World, which is fine because that dumb ass isn't going.