Day 103 - Set off a little later than expected today and actually I took Eva out first. Returned to the boat and you would have thought a looter was on the boat or Cruella Deville was stealing Willows patches the amount of racket that was being made by little Miss Abandoned. Eva walks for about ½ mile which is about 20 minutes. I know that isn’t a very good pace, but I don’t set it - Eva has to bimble and sniff every blade of grass out there, it’s very time-consuming. Today someone said they wanted to stroke her, Eva went over and proceeded to rub most of her coat on the unsuspecting victim.
Like I said when we got back to the noisy boat, which happened to be ours, the shame!! I took Willow out. I’ve looked all over for a berry for Bingo photography but I can’t find one. I did find lots of 3s (mostly signs) and that, as they say, is a line of three. But like most Bingo games I’m about 20 numbers behind everyone else. Really, I just go to make the numbers up, not the bingo numbers (that would be cheating) but the people numbers but clearly in the present climate no one wants the numbers making up to more than 6, and as is we’re not allowed indoors anyway, so this whole paragraph, you might as well just skip it…..
Mind you if you’ve already read it, then I, unfortunately, am not giving a time refund back. I am also where you are now! slightly dazed and wondering what on earth am I whittling on about. But with a bit more whittling I can confirm that many a time I’ve listened to someone and thought, with mouth dangling open, optional saliva dribble – never gonna get that time back. Just wasted those precious moments listening to the drivel coming out of your big cakehole.
Like today when a well-dressed lady said that old cliché ‘IT must take a lot of feeding’. Why did she just call the beloved, all be it a pain in my arse, Willow an It? And yet further on in the walk from the other side of the spectrum a rough-looking lad ‘reyt nice dog’. To which I responded thanks. So I guess never judge a book by it’s cover, and also maybe these saying;- ‘It’, ‘Saddle’, ‘Whose walking who’, ‘Dalmatian Cross’, ‘that’, ‘bet that costs a lot feed’, - just ilk me!! I’m probably slightly to sensitive to them. If you want engagement, ask the dog's name, that’s always a good start.
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