🌬️Illegal Antics: Weird laws are tonight's discussion and oh boy do things get weird! From dogs arresting their owners, being caught cussing on the highway, and boobs crushing beer cans, Weed and Wine are ready to break some laws!

🍷 Wine In a Tea Cup: In one state, it’s illegal to drink wine out of a tea cup—which Anastasia finds offensive since a tea cup is basically just a "wine shot"! But hey, maybe keeping your pours that small is the only thing stopping you from having the “bright idea” to put a Gorilla in your backseat. It’s hard to pull off a primate heist when you're busy refilling a tiny porcelain cup!

🍃Harry Hot & Sexy: Bigfoot versus the Yeti leads to a hilarious miscommunication, leaving Willow laughing uncontrollably when Anastasia calls Bigfoot “hot”. Does he have a fever, or is he just sexy? Either way, Anastasia is ready to start braiding that fur.

💥The Survival Spiral: The conversation takes a sharp, twisted turn when the laws of cannibalism come up. While Willow is a "big fat NO," Anastasia reveals a surprisingly nonchalant (and generous?) stance on the matter. From survival instincts to being "liquored up on wine," Anastasia is ready to pair the unthinkable with a Red Blend and Mushrooms. It’s a spiral that will have you looking at your friends—and your Cabernet—a little differently!

Join in on Weed & Wine’s laugh about braiding Bigfoots hair by watching Harry and the Hendersons:

https://www.amazon.com/Harry-Hendersons-Don-Ameche/dp/B00IQ43BXA/

🎨 Paint The Room: Weed and Wine have the secret to happiness!

🍄 Doodle All The Day: You've heard of handwriting analysis, but what about a doodle analysis? If you find yourself drawing trees, flowers, mushrooms, or certain shapes, Willow breaks down the subconscious science of your doodle.

🍷 Spider-Wine Refill: Poor Anastasia is sent into a total frenzy "forcing" her to pour another glass of wine! That damn arachnid sends her extra wine-pour-slur to a legendary tongue-twister:

"Wed Wine Wit Wanastasia Weal Hard!" Cabernet Sauvignon makes finishing a thought nearly impossible for her!

🌬️The Chicken Confessions: While Willow steps away to lock up her chickens, Anastasia convinces her to confess her true OCD habits. Listeners, you are not ready for the "Khaos of 3s" inside Willow’s head! This episode will definitely have you asking WWWD?!

🍄 Mushrooms & Microdosing: Willow’s new mushroom tattoo looks like it’s literally growing from her ankle and into the grass. This leads Wine to dish on her experience taking mushrooms during her tattoo sessions, and the benefits of microdosing for more than just creative expression.

✨ Imbued with Magic: Do tattoos hold power even if the person wearing them doesn't believe in the craft? The ladies debate the spiritual weight of symbols and how the permanent art you pick could hold an intentional charge.

🌬️ Cinderella's Stoner Moment: In a moment that perfectly defines Willow Weed, she has a "stoner moment" and legit loses her shoe mid-sentence. While Wine stays focused on the conversation, Willow realizes that being ignored during her fidgety moments is truly one of her favorite things about being friends with Anastasia.

🍷 The Corwin Curse: Let’s get down to business! Wine finally leads the way to The Witch House and the tragedy of Proctor's Ledge. They dive into the story of John Proctor and discuss some "drunken facts" about the 19 hangings at Gallows Hill.

🌬️ The Wizard of Oz Metaphor: A rabbit hole they never saw coming! Could Dorothy have been a White Witch?! Willow breaks down why the entire movie is a metaphor, while Anastasia is left wondering one more thing about her favorite movie: when the Wicked Witch of the West melted, could she have actually been shrunk down and trapped in her black shoe?

🍃 Fertility & Pockets: The shoe talk takes another twist! From sticking them in chimneys, to stuffing children's shoes in men's pockets for fertility. Willow has some serious questions about how a shoe is considered "sexy", leading her to a twisted comment about the "Old Woman in the Shoe" that leaves Anastasia's jaw on the floor.

🌀Titanic Flashbacks & Future Sight: Tonight's spiraling topic wanders all the way to New Orleans before hitting an iceberg. Wine reveals her past-life recognition of the Titanic, while Willow explains her ability to see the future. Is it Déjà vu or just witchy recognition?

✨ WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU! Have you had a wild Déjà vu moment or a past-life flashback? Email the ladies at [email protected] and tell them your story!

💥 Opening a Big Reveal: The cat (or the familiar) is out of the bag! You've been listening to a couple of wandering witchy women. As nervous as Anastasia was to stop hiding the broomstick and embrace the magic, the ladies have "alluded" to their witchy ways long enough. Owning their reality makes this episode one of the easiest, funniest recordings they've made so far!

🌬️The Salem Debate: Is Salem actually "haunted"? Willow doesn't think so—she’s just looking for a witchy sister to hug! Anastasia, however, is playing it safe. While Willow is looking for new besties, Wine is busy checking the shadows for "wrongly accused" spirits who might still be a little cranky from 1692.

🌀The Shoe-Genie Theory: Anastasia dives into the bizarre history of hiding black shoes in chimneys and walls to trap a witch. It begs the question: Who thinks witches are small enough to fit in a shoe? Willow wants to release the trapped witches, while Anastasia is busy planning to have her ashes put into a confetti cannon. "Puff-puff-poof!" 

🍷The Black Hole Drinking/Smoking Game: Every time they say, "black shoe," or "black hole," take a drink or have a puff! By Black Hole #6, you might be seeing as many spirits as they are. This was supposed to be a haunted travel list but Weed & Wine fell into so many black holes they never made it past the first destination!

🧹PSA: If you're playing the Black Hole Drinking Game along with this episode... Please have a designated broomstick driver!

👻 This week, Weed & Wine are diving deep into the spirits—and we don't just mean what's in your glass. From ghostly shoves in Indiana to the streets of London, things are getting spooky, weird, and a little bit "ripped."

​🍷​​​ The Indiana Nudge: Anastasia finally spills the wine on the local ghost who decided her husband needed a little "help" getting down the stairs. Wine & Weed have a theory as to why the ghost gave him that little nudge! This pushy ghost is definitely nothing like the soldiers Willow wants to have a drink with in Pennsylvania.

🌀​ Ripper-Vision or Digital Temptation: Willow pitches a virtual Jack the Ripper experience idea that’s so immersive, it awakens Anastasia’s dark side. This dark conversation leaves these two wandering women with a very important question for you listeners!

💥 The No-Go Zone: Willow reveals a haunted location so creepy that Anastasia officially draws the line. As she puts it: “Serial killers, okay. Sick people, bad!”

🌬️ The Death Bucket List: We’re counting down the top 3 haunted locations Willow is absolutely dying to visit. Grab a puff and see if you’re brave enough to tag along!

Check out the tour Willow mentioned here:

https://thejacktherippertour.com/ripper-vision/

🧠 Side Questing: These are the lingering thoughts that keep tickling our brains because we forgot to mention them in previous episodes. To no one's surprise, it’s most likely because we wandered off topic, or went on a “side quest”.

🍷 Zoos, Loops, and Scoops: We reminisce about Hacky Sack-ice cream, running a zoo, the disappointment of being a rollercoaster technician, and why it’s probably best to keep those vampires out of the zoo!

😱 Nostalgic Nightmares:  We revisit the childhood toys we can’t believe we skipped over— including the creepiest "must-have" toy in our history.

🍃 Spirit Plants & Animals: We reveal this wine drinkers spirit plant, and that stoners spirit animal! Get ready to level up again on your personal knowledge of us weirdos.

🌬️ The Great Netflix Mystery: We finally remember the name of that stoner show on Netflix! If you like to puff puff pass, we know you’ll love this show as much as we did!

💥 MOST IMPORTATLY: We are buzzing with excitement to read our very first listener email! A huge shout-out to Lissa for sending us a hilarious, belly-laugh-inducing experiment that we’re still talking about!

🌬️ High Hopes: Vacationing takes a turn for the surreal as Willow & Anastasia dive into some “Window Planning” for their dream getaways. They thought they were just picking destinations, but they quickly learned a valuable lesson!

🍃 The Rainforest Paradox: Willow wants to rock a loincloth in the jungle, but there’s one tiny problem: she’s been known to nearly crash a car over a single spider. Can she survive the wild, or are the bugs already winning?

🍷 The Ultimate Friendship Test: Maybe it was the wine, but Anastasia has officially raised the bar for bestie goals. Whether it’s a jellyfish sting or just pure chaos, she’s ready to pee on herself—and Willow. Because nothing says “You’ve got a friend in me” like a warm delivery.

💥 Vacation Goals: This episode is a must-listen for your next smoke session—grab a puff, a sip, and find out if your friends are "pee-on-you" loyal. 

Vacationing together, Willow & Anastasia wander into Gatlinburg, Tennessee. They let their husbands tag along for "protection," but they quickly learned a valuable lesson: A bear’s love for a donut is stronger than their fear of a husband.

🍷 The "High" Witnesses: They swear it was the wine or the weed, but they watched a mama bear commit a full-blown car heist to secure those Krispy Kremes for her three cubs!

💥 Cabin Fever: The entertainment turned to horror as they watched the bear try to invite herself into the neighbors' cabin. Clearly, she wanted coffee with those donuts.

🌀 The Jesus Hunt: After the bears went to bed, the "weirdo" energy took over. Willow turned hiding a tiny Jesus into a high-stakes hunt for Bigfoot.

🌬️ Vacation Goals: This game is a must-try for your next trip—grab a puff, a sip, and get ready to hide the Evidence.

​​🍷 The Snoop Scoop: Shout-out to Snoop Dogg’s Red Blend! Anastasia has a wine-tastic idea for those corks, and she’s going to need your help once the Weed & Wine PO Box is officially open! Start saving your Snoop corks now! From the D-O-G-G’s wine bottle to Madam Wine’s craft table, you’re gonna want to be a part of this masterpiece.

🍃​ Willow This Way: This episode is the closest these wandering ladies have come to staying on topic – but, let’s be real, they always find some way to “Willow” off-path. They begin talking about craft ideas, including concrete art, but then wander into some serious unfired territory.

​💥🎨 Explosive Art: The craft chat takes a blast into the world of ballistics as Anastasia tells us how she showed that “city girl” a bottle or two about being a crafty woman with a gun! This brings us to a fun, fiery debate: Is a Tannerite-filled pumpkin a legitimate form of art?

✨ The Glitter Mystery: We are all left with one burning question at the end of this episode: Willow! What exactly happened with that bag of glitter and your lawnmower?? 

Ready to get crafty? Check out these links mentioned in this episode:

Paint your pets portrait:

https://stepbysteppainting.net/2022/08/24/pet-portraits-how-to-paint-your-pet-online-acrylic-tutorial/

Concrete crafts:

https://www.madebybarb.com/category/tutorials/garden-tutorials/concrete-garden/