🌬️GUMMY GUIDANCE: You might think a chat about plants would be dry, but add in two stoners and it becomes a masterclass in chaos. Anastasia (the Wino) admits she’s coasting on one-and-a-half gummies, making this the most "elevated" garden talk you’ve ever heard.

🍃PLANT HAIRSTYLISTS: While trying her best to keep the Wine on topic, Willow explains her evolution into a "plant hairstylist." If your monsteras are looking a little shaggy, Willow has the mystical advice you need.

🤫 THE SNEAKY CONFESSION: In a moment of cannabis-fueled clarity, Anastasia lets a secret slip and officially declares herself a “sneaky bitch!” Let's hope the hubby skips this episode….Just in case he does listen, Anastasia has a message for her man: “I love you babe, and you make the BEST savory breakfast! XOXO” (Nothing saves a sneaky confession like a shout-out to a great husband).

✨ GLITTER GONE WRONG: This episode starts as a silly chat about crafts and glitter, but the topic is quickly derailed. Is it safe to blame Willow’s husband for this wandering discussion that spirals into a talk about sports?

🍆 NAUGHTY NUMBERS: Weed reveals the scandalous discovery she made on her husband’s phone: a "naughty" adult coloring app! Hear why her reaction was more comedy than crisis—especially when he had the audacity to pick a "naughty" picture for her to color. The vibe of the night shifted instantly, and the spiral into sports talk is definitely his fault!

🌀 THE HUMAN TIE-BREAKER: The descent into chaos is completed by a high-stakes debate about speed that gets Wine so heated she literally drags her poor husband out of bed to serve as a tie-breaking witness. Damn those MythBusters for giving her husband the winning answer!

🎨 CRAFTS CAN WAIT: When the conversation is this wild, the glitter stays in the jar. The ladies prove that when the weed is lit and the wine is poured, no husband is safe from a midnight interrogation. Join Willow and Wine for an episode where the only thing being "crafted" is a series of intriguing sports topics.

🕹️ KOMBAT CHALLENGE: We’re putting your memory to the test! Without help, can you name all the original Mortal Kombat characters? Tonight's discussion is all about the video and PC games that Willow & Anastasia played as kids. Join the ladies as they wander through the pixelated violence of their youth.

🌬️ CRIMINAL CONFESSIONS: This session could easily be titled "The Confessions of Willow." She opens the vault on her younger years, proudly admitting to a "criminal record" and her history as a self-proclaimed "geeky gamer." The Stoner proves she’s always been a force to be reckoned with.

🍷 THE WINE RE-WRITE: Anastasia Wine is a little "mixed up" in this session, and the results are hilarious. Watch her struggle through the "components" of the conversation and accidentally re-brand her favorite game Killing Floor as Killing Dead. It’s peak "Wino logic"!

✨ HOOKER SLAYERS: The wandering takes a dark—then sparkly—turn. While the ladies admit they may enjoy killing hookers, it turns out that no matter how many hookers are harmed, the ultimate winner is always glitter.

🧸RECREATION & RETRO: The session begins with a trip down memory lane as Willow Weed and Anastasia Wine discuss the childhood games that shaped them. Barbies, board games, and yard games are all on the table—but when Weed and Wine wander, the innocence doesn't last long.

🍷SMELL MY WHAT?! Anastasia manages to turn a nostalgic conversation into a viral-worthy moment when she offers to "smell Willow’s book-box." It’s the kind of accidental comedy that only happens when the wine is flowing and the weed is lit.

🍆DIRTY GUESS WHO: Forget Monopoly. The ladies dive into the world of grown-up entertainment, featuring a "dirty" version of Guess Who and a game that involves actually throwing dildos. It’s laugh-out-loud chaos that proves game night is better with a buzz.

💥YOU'RE INVITED: The ladies want YOU in the game! Let us know in the comments if you're ready to join the chaos. The real question is: will you be rolling with #TeamWeed or pouring with #TeamWine?

…Or Do. The Wandering Choice is yours!

 🌬️THE HUNGER GAMES ARE REAL: Willow may be a fan of mind-bending cinema, but The Hunger Games officially crossed a line with Weed. During a high CGI dramatic moment, the stoner recounts the traumatic experience—thanking the universe she actually survived folding clothes and getting sucked into the movie's dystopian madness!

😂The Dead Still Party: Anastasia’s laughter is contagious as she dives into the ridiculous classic, Weekend at Bernie's. Two guys and a dead boss who just won't stop partying? It’s the kind of stupid comedy that makes you laugh like a fool. Especially when a little kid flips off the camera while burying the dead body! Clearly this movie only makes sense to WINE or an “in the couch” stoner. 

😱 THE "DO NOT WATCH" LIST: The mood shifts from comedy to full-blown panic when Weed mentions a film from her "Do NOT Watch" list. This movie sends Wine flying out of her chair in a moment of pure, unadulterated terror. Better keep a glass of water by the bed for those unwanted guests!

🌀PUPPY PARENTING PIVOT: How do two people go from discussing onscreen laughs to the absolute "WTF" topic of dogs potty training human children? Grab a puff or a sip and follow the trail as the ladies wander into one of the strangest stoner epiphanies you'll hear this year!

🍷Queen of Kings: Welcome to another round of Wandering With Weed & Wine! The ladies dive into their favorite ways to pass the time while "elevated." Anastasia breaks out her list of go-to drinking games, but one particular suggestion is so wild it makes Willow actually cringe. It’s a rare moment where wine-fueled logic manages to out-weather the stoner’s chill.

🌬️THE YARD MONSTERS: While it’s definitely not a "favorite" activity, Willow shares a harrowing tale from her own backyard. The monsters are real, and Willow recounts the terrifying moment one almost got her. It turns out "Wandering" isn't just for the mind—sometimes it's a survival tactic.

🥂 FIRST CONTACT: Welcome to the first official episode! This is where the "Intentional Charge" begins. Join the Wino and the Stoner as they figure out the mics, the snacks, and the flow of the chaos to come. 

🌬️THE SPOON OF DESTINY: Willow is wandering the studio with a spoonful of her absolute favorite stoner-snack. Meanwhile, Anastasia is on a mission to bait Willow into a confession: is she a habitual double-dipper, or can she be trusted with the dip?

🍷MUNCHIE MASTERPIECE: Anastasia Wine reached a level of culinary pride that only a good buzz can provide. She created a munchie so ridiculous and so beautiful that she actually had to document it with a photo.  

These wandering, weird Wanderers chat about eating dirt. ("Dirt” is definitely code for Willow Weed's weed 😅)

In this episode, discover why Willow Weed and Anastasia Wine made their email: [email protected]

Episode Zero: Willow Weed and Anastacia Wine Welcome you into their Wanderful-Weird-World!!

If you like to smoke, vape, eat weed; or enjoy a good glass of wine while listening to some funny, and sometimes strange conversations about anything and everything; you’ve found the right podcast!