Wandering Worms

Did you know apparently polar bear fur is clear?! That can't be true right? Well how do you feel about during an expert investigation team to find out! It's time to become honorary worms! So pack up your Jacob's Crackers and a health supply of Dairy Lea and get ready to get on the road! Road trip!

Does anyone actually know what a pie is? Between fish pies, shepherd pies and pork pies, there is no consistency! Well your favourite worms are on the case, it's time someone went deep into the pie underbelly to uncover the truth and have some tasty snacks while at it! So buckle up those buckle belts, it's worm time!

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It's about that time of the morning again, where your favourite worms transmit their musings into your human airwaves! So settle down with those sugar puffs and prepare to listen! Ever dreamed of becoming that guy from the boxing movies?! Not that one the other one, you know the one that trains the main guy! Well so do we! So prepare for a training montage it's worm time!

Every wonder why Minority Report was called Minority Report? Well we have finally uncovered the mystery, it's about time someone unveiled the history of the particles! So don't let Tom Cruise scare you he is only a little guy! So get yourself a bag of brazil nut's and a comfy bean bag and gather round, it's story time!

It's never too late to reinvent the bicycle, if anything it's overdue and by bicycle we mean toilet paper and reinvent, rename but you get what we mean! This time we handle the tough task of bringing toilet paper into the modern era, it's been left to stagnate for too long! So buckle up your braces, we don't want you to hurt yourselves! Lets goooo!

Don't be scared it's just us, your favourite space worms! This time we are going round a jacket factory, we always wanted to know how jackets were made! But that's nothing to do with the episode we just wanted to share what we were doing. Have you ever been told to dress for the job you want?! Well maybe the employers should be dressing you for the job they want you to do! Why do we have to do everything! I didn't even want a job! I've stressed myself now I need a bubble bath!

The recipe for a perfect movie? Easy, take Stone Cold Steve Austin, Brendan Fraser and that kid from We're The Millers and put them together in a rom-com, all we need now is a script and a camera! Don't believe us this is the perfect cast well you would need to listen for all the in-depth analysis!

They said it couldn't be done! Who's they you ask? Well no one is quite sure but they still said it! But we proved them wrong we finally did it! Did what you ask, well that's a secret!........ OK, OK we'll share but you will have to listen to find out!

Morning sports fans it's that time of the fortnight again where your favourite worms release to the airwaves, this time we're packing heat! And by heat it's mainly fruit and laughter! Have you ever wanted to know what the funniest fruit is, well wonder no more because we are here to deliver, so hop into the gravy boat and buckle up!