Wandering Worms

Morning cloud fans it's that time of the fortnight again where your favourite worms broadcast their inspirational musings, so buckle up and tighten your swim caps! This time we uncover the mystery of the toilet cistern, ever wonder why it's behind you? Well think no more we are here to provide all the thoughts for you! Just give us a second while we salt our popcorn and we are all yours!

Fan of collectible cardboard circles? Have a desire to throw a larger metal circle at a stack of them?! Well so do we and we think it's about time Pog's made a comeback! Who cares that some kids may of tried to use them as an improvised weapon, no gain without pain we say! So gather round the lava lamp and get your slammers out it's Pog time!

If a tree fall's in the forest and no one is there to see, doe's anyone really care? Want an answer to that question and other questions no one has ever asked? Well you have come to the right place and you're just in time the chicken nuggets have just come out the oven! So grab a dip of choice and gather round in imitation camp fire, it's story time!

Hey worm fan's it's time to get your side hustle on! Tired of that 9 til 5? Want to ride a yacht on the open seas? Well we're here to give you the fastest way to make a million! That's right make a million overnight in a few simple steps! Too good be to true? Well maybe, but you will have to listen to find out! Worm out!

Its the big one, the sequel to the first episode of the year! The second episode of the year! And keeping on track we have all sorts of huge giveaways and promos! To unlock them you just need to listen to the whole episode and figure out the secret message! Atleast we think we added it?! Well only one way to find out!

Here we are again at the precipice of another year, that's right boys and girls its all down hill from here! But don't be scared your favourite worms are here to guide you through it all! So strap in and hold hands, we can do this!

It's that time of the year again, time to get your chestnuts roasting on an open fire and put out cookies for the big guy himself! But what are you going to watch on Christmas day?! There are so many movies we couldn't possibly tell you what to watch but we can tell you what to not watch! That's right it's time to decide the worst Christmas movie of all time and this is definitive to no arguing! So wrap up warm worm fan's it's time to get juicy!

Howdy partners, I hope you have your cap guns ready because it's time for a shootout! Plastic caps vs paper caps which is the superior! And was anyone else a double capper out there? Well it's time to find out in the web of alternate timelines, but don't be scared we are here to hold your hand! Wormbots rollout!

Who is the most powerful being in the universe? Will Resistance of course! Finally we uncover the mysteries of Will Resistance and the secret of his powers! Don't worry if you don't know who he is, that could be one of his powers! So buckle up calpol cowboys because its time to get real wild!

That's right it's morphing time ranger fans! They said it couldn't be done but what do they know?! Finally the ultimate ranger podcast has been created, oh we talk about some other stuff as well! Do you wish you had an extra hour in the day to do whatever you wanted? Well it's time to get down to the registry office and elect your chosen subject, get it locked in now before they close! It's podcast time worm fans!