Wandering Worms

Gather round it's time for the Wandering Worms spring sale and what's that, it's the last day, everything must go! So get your jorts and string vests while they are super cheap, also remember to download all our episodes for completely free! Worm out!

Helloooooo.....is anybody listening! Probably not but if you are, you know the drill. Let's keep this simple, this time you're getting the fascination of some cheese hoods, that's right fully portable hoods of cheese. I know, obvious right! Then we slide in next to that the fear of swimming in the ocean a simple enough question! So, I need you to get off the trampoline that's enough exercise for today, go and get in the hot tub with your neighbour and put on some smooth Jazz. After an hour, when you are fully relaxed open a can Coca Cola and get ready to listen!!

'It's leviOsa, not levioSA! All the worm fans know this, so get off our case nerds! Ready for a magical journey into a world of magic? Well we are! But before that it's time for your favourite podcast, so pull up a chaise longue and get cosy next to the camp fire, its worm time!

Hey hey, you loopy worm fans!!! This is some fast-talking highly important shiznit! We dabble with some chicken wings and then a little dance with library printers then we get to the good stuff Glueball! Remember you heard it here first the next big thing it sport, no ifs, buts or maybes! Start saving your money because you'll want to be able to get seats right in the glue zone! So get your notepad out and start making notes for your Fantasy Glueball team!

It's finally time Crossboard fan's! The number 1 source for Crossboard facts is here! Want to know when? Where? How? What? We have it all! We may even answer a question, who knows?! Either way it's time to dust off that Crossboard and hit the slopes while they are still moist! Heeeelllll Yeeah sweet flip bro!

What's that rubbish you are doing?! Put that spatula and trombone down it's no time to try and create musical waffles, let Teppanyaki Terry do that for you he's looking for a new job! Jeff finally finds out why he's been going to cereal college and we learn why living with Slimer and a Dementor is the cat's pajamas! Not your cat's pajamas though because that's stealing and we won't last in feline prison! Anyway stop getting distracted and smash this podcast into your listening tubes!!

We're back with another worm mix tape for you to enjoy, so take the best of Phil Collins out your tape deck and load us up! Want to know what animal needs more of a spring in it's step? Or wing on it's body? Well it's more just the second one we don't talk much about springs, but you can't win them all! So stop trying to make us race and just listen!

Guess who's back with a brand new rap! Probably some rapper but also we are here, your favourite space worms! With another juicy episode for your glorious ear rounds, oooo so juicy. Remember the classic movie Mystery of the Swamp Flannel? We sure do and what if Frankenstein revisited his creation to make it a apex predator?! Want to hear more then push that play button don't be shy.

Howdy Partners! How do you feel about music? In our quarter century episode we discover how it was decided what was music and then what is the worst song of all time! Don't worry Alanis Morissette it's not you but we do have an awesome thesis-completing surprise for you, so make sure you tune in! Don't get sad we also discover what to do with all the milk we have on board and how to separate buttermilk! Go and grab yourself exactly one scoop of ice cream, a pen, two different shoelaces and 14 toothpicks, it's time to party!!!

Woah! February already?! Time flies when you're stuck in space but you're not in space are ya! You can still fly with this episode, so let us put some wind under your poorly constructed bat wings and start flapping when we tell you the modernisations we'll be adding to our own worm craft. And what there's more.....how about becoming a tree and discovering your inner artist. So get on the runway and turn the volume up but remember to pack a parachute you haven't learned how to land yet!!