Or does it? This week, Chris and Shane give you a brief history of violence between the major players in the Great Console Wars, and where the battle lines stand today.

The news roundup on this episode includes such hot and steamy topics as Microsoft admitting the Xbone's defeat, eSports unionization, Squeenix giving up on the awful Deus Ex pre-order scheme, Phase 3 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and more!