Waste Management

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  • EP 51 - sports betting is taking over america

    In this episode, Henry is going to Japan, the rise of sports betting, and we get put on the TSA no fly list.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - getting cozy

    00:01:50 - henry thinks fish have rizz

    00:03:31 - tim misny

    00:04:45 - welcome back to the show

    00:05:56 - real life saul goodman

    00:07:28 - better names

    00:08:32 - better words

    00:11:38 - lawyers

    00:14:36 - raging against the machine

    00:16:35 - jim carrey

    00:17:15 - april fools

    00:18:01 - tsa no fly list

    00:21:56 - henry is going to japan

    00:23:48 - henry is geographically challenged

    00:26:17 - what is henry doing in japan

    00:28:35 - jackson is jealous

    00:29:48 - henry is dark and mysterious

    00:30:51 - henry is a wife guy

    00:32:57 - valorant makes us mad

    00:33:52 - jackson stopped training for the marathon

    00:38:15 - road rage randy

    00:39:14 - ethan click here

    00:40:08 - henry is not a licensed psychologist

    00:41:36 - illegal sports betting with shohei otani

    00:43:47 - the rise of sports betting

    00:48:24 - dave ramsey

    00:49:33 - nepo babies

    00:50:28 - having a kid is expensive

    00:51:44 - gay star wars

    00:55:14 - seinfeld 2

    00:57:00 - star wars sucks kinda

    00:59:27 - friend list

    01:01:42 - adin ross leaks andrew tate's escape plans

    01:05:06 - zach interrupts

    01:07:10 - can fish have epilepsy?

    01:07:41 - ray gun that turns you into an animal

    01:10:53 - major

    01:12:10 - josh groban

    01:13:15 - the office guy vs nirvana guy

    01:18:41 - gettysburg

    01:20:47 - name 100 women challenge

    01:25:29 - does henry look like matt rife?

    01:27:27 - the poop deli

    01:30:04 - lets wrap it up

    1 hr 31 min
  • EP 50 - the insanity of art (ft. angelo)

    In this episode, we discuss college, art, comedy, and so much more!

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - the roman empire

    00:01:38 - heated floors

    00:03:48 - welcome back to the show

    00:05:16 - how jackson and angelo met

    00:08:06 - meeting in real life

    00:10:31 - jackson's bougie internship

    00:13:16 - networking

    00:15:24 - thoughts on adulting

    00:16:27 - henry & architecture

    00:20:47 - comparing yourself to others

    00:23:29 - kendrick and drake beef

    00:27:01 - 99 problems & social media is all of them

    00:29:03 - linkedin culture & the job market

    00:33:33 - career prospects

    00:35:57 - we're just rambling at this point

    00:38:14 - what place has the worst drivers

    00:39:41 - college culture pt. 1

    00:41:46 - henry complains about people

    00:44:29 - college culture pt. 2

    00:46:10 - the submersible incident

    00:48:14 - college culture pt. 3

    00:52:46 - commuting

    00:55:22 - living expenses & student loans

    00:59:22 - don't do what jackson did

    01:00:55 - what would jackson do if not nerd stuff

    01:03:41 - you have to be insane to be an artist

    01:05:46 - concentration, mentality, zen, etc

    01:11:15 - goat kids movie

    01:12:36 - quentin tarantino

    01:13:34 - luck

    01:15:41 - big nate

    01:17:04 - the live action lion king

    01:18:48 - inspiration in comedy

    01:25:00 - are we less funny now

    01:26:38 - we are constantly being forged in the fire

    01:31:14 - why do jackson & henry do the podcast

    01:39:11 - our favorite episodes of the podcast

    01:41:48 - the podcast space is too crowded

    01:45:36 - we are too online

    1 hr 47 min
  • EP 49 - shooting a cow with a rocket launcher

    In this episode, Joe Biden conspiracy theories, the TikTok ban, and those poor cows.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - sounding off

    00:00:32 - sitting in the tall grass

    00:02:00 - henry's been playing his 3ds

    00:04:03 - welcome back to the show

    00:05:25 - oil injections

    00:06:44 - falling asleep first at the sleepover

    00:08:52 - does joe biden tie his ties

    00:09:32 - facebook marketplace

    00:10:48 - best materials for swords

    00:13:17 - the government

    00:14:31 - we are going to cambodia

    00:16:32 - moistcr1tikal x bbno$

    00:17:40 - feet guys

    00:19:10 - kwebblekop & ai youtube

    00:23:32 - will smith zombie game

    00:24:35 - death road to canada

    00:25:52 - henry wants to make content

    00:27:53 - apple hq vs amazon hq vs google hq

    00:32:25 - spheres are effecient

    00:34:11 - quick history lesson on the blue led

    00:36:04 - umg takes music away from tiktok

    00:37:33 - sabrina carpenter

    00:40:23 - name a woman

    00:41:26 - tiktok ban

    00:51:02 - jackson teaches henry about a subreddit

    00:56:35 - we are pro woman

    00:57:59 - walking up to people in a bar & valorant

    01:01:42 - people with alt accounts

    01:02:43 - valorant dating tournament

    01:03:53 - henry likes bright colors

    01:05:00 - what are the paul brothers up to

    01:06:38 - lex fridman beef

    01:08:22 - people don't know how to cook

    01:09:15 - the doordash discourse

    01:13:48 - salad

    01:16:24 - beer conspiracy

    01:17:39 - monsters inside me

    01:20:49 - donald trump wins his own golf tournament

    01:22:38 - waste management sponsors a sport

    01:26:33 - football makes sense

    01:28:08 - american measurements

    01:29:22 - the state of jackbox

    01:31:10 - jack black's real name

    01:33:29 - i ain't editing all that

    1 hr 34 min
  • EP 48 - we try to podcast, but we can't hear each other

    In this episode, oh come on you read the title.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - this is so exciting

    00:01:17 - henry's studio review

    00:03:00 - what did jackson do yesterday

    00:03:39 - henry turned up

    00:05:09 - welcome back to the show

    00:05:24 - tekken

    00:07:12 - zach's training arc

    00:07:59 - here's what we're doing today

    00:11:09 - how is this gonna go

    00:13:47 - this is scary

    00:14:44 - okay we're muted now

    00:16:11 - what does henry have to say about that?

    00:17:17 - pikmin 4

    00:18:13 - henry talks so fast

    00:19:47 - what henry's doing for spring break

    00:21:37 - what is jackson doing for spring break

    00:24:49 - henry talks about his fish

    00:27:50 - the macarena

    00:29:04 - jackson's idea

    00:31:37 - the pokemon vs the lions question

    00:33:19 - two completely different conversations

    00:34:24 - henry has a question

    00:35:07 - the illuminati

    00:37:22 - what would we do in the illuminati

    00:38:51 - pyramid scheme

    00:42:06 - we should go to antarctica

    00:44:24 - bryan and brazil and the weeknd and valorant

    00:46:54 - back to the pyramid and basketball

    00:49:18 - what's going on in henry's life

    00:52:05 - jackson yaps

    00:53:41 - we start a band

    00:59:16 - and we're back

    01:02:36 - get out of the way!

    1 hr 3 min
  • EP 47 - valorant's biggest problem

    In this episode, the riot games cabal strikes again, the rise of AI, and Henry gets a strange homework assignment.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - computers, acid, disk drives

    00:01:15 - walk man

    00:02:00 - casette players

    00:03:31 - apple computers

    00:04:32 - welcome back to the show

    00:06:22 - the boys join a yacht club

    00:07:16 - pickleball

    00:09:10 - we need a new sport

    00:11:47 - hotdogs

    00:12:20 - hot dogs

    00:13:12 - ai podcast

    00:13:46 - girl talking to ai character

    00:19:19 - henry talks about school episode 1456

    00:21:20 - stress

    00:24:28 - james and the giant peach

    00:28:02 - shel silverstein

    00:30:52 - avatar (not the blue people)

    00:31:37 - henry had to pour concrete for homework

    00:35:43 - the oil room

    00:37:14 - robbers, click here

    00:38:26 - henry hates netflix

    00:39:07 - if your leg is wet are you wet

    00:43:15 - the valorant premiere experience

    00:48:27 - matchmaking is tough

    00:51:17 - how does valorant draw in new players

    00:55:20 - what games are on the way out

    00:59:16 - overwatch 2

    01:00:59 - whales

    01:02:19 - valorant is not going anywhere

    01:05:59 - what can riot do to fix the issues

    01:07:08 - henry keeps buying the bucky

    01:08:58 - business jargon

    01:11:03 - what would henry do if he was super rich

    01:11:43 - the youth are here

    01:13:58 - we gotta stop this bit

    01:15:02 - why does walmart sell clothes

    01:17:45 - jackson wants the mall to return

    01:19:50 - economic

    01:22:10 - moncler jacket for henry's fish

    01:24:22 - are we done yet?

    1 hr 25 min
  • EP 46 - the rise of jynxzi

    In this episode, how Jynxzi has rose to fame, Henry gets a fish, and why Drake's music sucks big balls.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - the henry van

    00:01:25 - lobster

    00:02:50 - welcome back to the show

    00:04:14 - henry is getting a fish

    00:06:31 - will henry ever finish pikmin 4?

    00:06:50 - sleep expert

    00:07:56 - henry's fish

    00:10:07 - glow fish (trademarked)

    00:11:23 - king salmon

    00:14:19 - we should get on linkedin

    00:15:08 - hiding instagram likes

    00:16:07 - how people use social media

    00:17:41 - windows xp family computer

    00:18:20 - some people don't have hobbies

    00:22:45 - the fire of the internet

    00:25:16 - jynxzi

    00:29:16 - 1 kill = 1 kiss

    00:34:54 - short form content

    00:41:06 - piratesoftware

    00:44:51 - 2 sides of the same coin

    00:50:12 - where does jynxzi go from here

    00:53:30 - drake doesn't need to change

    00:55:34 - being objective about art

    00:58:21 - thomas kinkade

    01:00:40 - artistic value

    01:04:51 - nature vs nurture

    01:06:49 - breakdancing deadbeat dad

    01:10:43 - walking a child on a leash

    01:13:26 - giving your kid a thunder stone

    01:14:17 - people do not think

    01:18:10 - why is henry getting a fish

    01:19:27 - henry would jesus himself

    01:21:07 - is philosophy like music?

    01:28:02 - shoo!

    1 hr 29 min
  • EP 45 - the ohio slander has gone too far

    In this episode, we as ohioans, are oppressed. This is our truth.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - orbital bowel syndrome

    00:01:40 - henry doesn't mess with jake

    00:02:21 - beer pro (lite version)

    00:04:08 - henry misses the old minecraft

    00:06:26 - welcome back to the show

    00:07:33 - the boys no longer married

    00:09:24 - society

    00:11:31 - what did henry have for dinner

    00:12:39 - the only good thing jackson's landlord has ever done

    00:14:20 - the apartment special

    00:15:57 - the yellow paint discourse

    00:22:36 - the design of every day things

    00:23:41 - everyone should know what a crt is

    00:26:33 - school is bad for you

    00:29:31 - open source projects

    00:30:47 - henry wants to go on a date

    00:31:57 - candles

    00:34:43 - hank green

    00:37:20 - tucker carlson interviews vladamir putin

    00:41:55 - putt putt in the mall

    00:43:53 - philosophers are not fun

    00:44:53 - henry got invited to his professor's house

    00:47:05 - jackson had a terrible week

    00:49:04 - tattoo talk

    00:50:43 - the ohio slander has gone too far

    00:54:30 - cedar point guy

    00:55:31 - what about nebraska

    00:56:58 - skyline chili

    00:58:31 - surrounded by the cops at skyline chili

    00:59:58 - kai cenat

    01:02:03 - henry's dream youtuber blunt rotation

    01:07:20 - kai cenat nicki minaj stream

    01:08:27 - henry hates speedrunning

    01:10:10 - jackson's dream youtuber blunt rotation

    01:11:55 - northernlion

    01:14:01 - fulcrum on no jumper

    01:18:32 - ethan is like a fushigi ball

    01:20:18 - henry has to go finish a paper now

    1 hr 21 min
  • EP 44 - the worst kanye album (ft. ethan)

    In this episode, just skip to the part where we talk about kanye.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - ethan is the number 1 hero

    00:01:21 - the essence of podcasts

    00:02:39 - the eagle scouts pipeline

    00:03:40 - henry never takes a stance

    00:04:38 - welcome back to the show

    00:05:11 - michelle obama tried to get rid of french fries

    00:05:40 - israel x palestine

    00:07:02 - henry will never get a job

    00:08:07 - dark brandon

    00:09:26 - half time show

    00:10:40 - drake is packin

    00:13:30 - was drake doping

    00:15:00 - jackson got suspended on ig

    00:18:19 - hero of the day

    00:19:47 - did jackson do any wrong

    00:22:01 - legosfandom dot com

    00:23:03 - lego movies

    00:25:09 - lego ninjago

    00:26:26 - artifact

    00:27:45 - next big fortnite collab

    00:28:55 - what ward of the hospital has the most sexy time

    00:31:51 - trapped in a room with a stranger for 100 days

    00:35:40 - henry is hungry for blood

    00:38:38 - tiberius got scared of plastic

    00:39:43 - ethan is not so much with the phone

    00:41:30 - jackson wants to spread more love

    00:42:59 - henry is not locked in

    00:45:22 - henry's president

    00:46:21 - album of the year

    00:49:48 - adin ross got scammed twice lol

    00:50:49 - pink tape

    00:52:30 - the vultures 1 discourse

    00:57:09 - donda discourse

    00:59:40 - mbdtf & tlop

    01:01:29 - ethan & jackson find common ground on yeezus

    01:04:21 - henry makes jackson look stupid

    01:06:25 - apple vision pro

    01:08:47 - is the phone listening to you?

    01:11:19 - henry never takes a stance pt. 2

    01:14:39 - the first podcasts were in parking lots

    01:16:18 - what happened to lice?

    01:17:21 - guy who doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom

    01:20:40 - the trough urinal

    01:22:57 - how many spaces do you put after a period

    01:26:14 - professor flames student for no reason

    01:27:58 - no one does the reading

    01:30:33 - someone should steal henry's identity

    01:31:44 - superbowl drama

    01:33:53 - the yard praise / fear& slander

    01:35:35 - waste management tryouts

    01:37:37 - famous last words

    1 hr 39 min
  • EP 43 - the 36 questions that lead to love

    In this episode, we get to know each other and our bodies.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - boys, farting, etc

    00:01:50 - welcome back to the show

    00:02:34 - we are gonna fall in love

    00:03:29 - being in a relationship with medusa

    00:07:00 - who would jackson pick as a dinner guest?

    00:11:05 - does henry want to be famous?

    00:14:17 - does jackson ever rehearse telephone calls?

    00:16:08 - what is henry's perfect day?

    00:21:19 - when did jackson last sing to himself?

    00:23:09 - would henry rather have the mind or body of a 30 yr old at 90?

    00:24:58 - how does jackson think he will die?

    00:26:29 - henry names 3 things we have in common

    00:29:24 - what is jackson most greatful for?

    00:31:50 - what would henry change about the way he was raised?

    00:37:10 - jackson tells his life story

    00:41:04 - what does henry dream of doing?

    00:44:16 - what one truth would jackson want to know?

    00:47:00 - what does henry value most in a friendship?

    00:49:32 - what is jackson's greatest accomplishment?

    00:51:50 - what is henry's most terrible memory?

    00:56:15 - what is jackson's most treasured memory?

    00:59:15 - what does friendship mean to henry?

    01:02:54 - if jackson knew he would die in a year, would he change anything?

    01:04:45 - the boys give 5 compliments to each other

    01:18:54 - what role does love and affection play in jackson's life?

    01:21:01 - how is henry's relationship with his mother?

    01:24:20 - how close is jackson's family?

    01:26:45 - henry wishes he could share ______ with more people

    01:31:05 - the boys make 3 we statements

    01:32:26 - the boys say things they like about each other

    01:33:49 - what should a friend know about jackson?

    01:34:51 - when was the last time henry cried?

    01:35:28 - jackson shares an embarrassing moment

    01:39:17 - what is too serious to joke about?

    01:42:20 - skip

    01:42:52 - henry's house is on fire and he can only save one thing

    01:46:17 - what does jackson most regret not saying?

    01:49:13 - who's death would jackson find the most disturbing?

    01:51:39 - henry shares a personal problem and asks jackson for advice

    01:58:41 - are we in love now?

    02:00:01 - honeymoon time

    2 hr 1 min
  • EP 42 - ranking every guy (ft. zach)

    In this episode, we ranked EVERY. SINGLE. GUY.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - welcoming jim carrey

    00:01:29 - mr poppers penguins

    00:02:24 - welcome back to the show

    00:03:34 - setting the ground work

    00:06:42 - gun enthusiast

    00:08:40 - people who use baby slings

    00:11:37 - wife guy

    00:13:35 - low taper fade

    00:15:31 - chronically online

    00:18:39 - racist

    00:18:59 - "no homo" guy

    00:19:21 - roller sk8r

    00:21:36 - nft bro

    00:22:07 - energy drink connoisseur

    00:25:27 - ipad adult

    00:26:48 - soft boys

    00:28:42 - "says females"

    00:34:06 - in a cult

    00:36:13 - military/rotc

    00:37:07 - never admits they're wrong

    00:37:39 - reply guy

    00:38:52 - fantasy footballer

    00:41:26 - runs a meme account

    00:42:18 - trent reznor

    00:45:22 - easy life, is happy

    00:47:45 - aaa gamer

    00:48:53 - self-deprecator

    00:51:31 - normal guy, dating a terrorist

    00:52:04 - insta biaaatch

    00:54:54 - best league player in sedgwick county

    00:55:55 - always 15 mins late

    00:58:55 - excited for their birthday (is 27)

    00:59:29 - matpat

    00:59:44 - conspirator

    01:00:30 - little cross earrings

    01:03:19 - lowkey quiet, less he kno u

    01:03:50 - blonde

    01:06:59 - niche internet micro-celeb

    01:12:00 - barefoot/sandals

    01:14:43 - guy who has 3 dogs

    01:16:34 - greasy ponytail software developer

    01:16:44 - guy who only watches the office

    01:17:15 - guy who actually does heroin

    01:17:51 - road trip randy

    01:18:43 - gamer (nintendo only)

    01:19:49 - self-titled intellectual

    01:20:34 - not listening, waiting to talk

    01:21:19 - hiker/runner

    01:22:56 - "worker their ass off to be here"

    01:23:46 - tyler "ninja" blevins

    01:24:20 - guy who does man on the street tiktok videos

    01:24:37 - linux user

    01:26:01 - white rapper

    01:26:50 - the do nothing dj

    01:27:31 - podcaster

    01:28:10 - messy car guy

    01:28:26 - starbucks, everyday

    01:29:28 - full weeb

    01:29:51 - constantly horny

    01:30:31 - city slicker

    01:31:43 - the contrarian

    01:33:06 - cod adult

    01:33:22 - the serial complainer

    01:34:50 - the cinephile

    01:36:32 - big sports fan

    01:38:07 - sneaker head

    01:39:39 - zelda tattoo guy

    01:41:01 - guy who tries to be funny, but is not

    01:41:25 - broke boy

    01:42:52 - drake fan

    01:43:01 - furry

    01:44:10 - sk8r

    01:45:49 - guy who owns a parking lot

    01:46:24 - always reschedules

    01:47:48 - blogger

    01:48:12 - crypto guy

    01:48:53 - door dash abuser

    01:50:11 - party people

    01:50:40 - so much with the phone

    01:50:55 - always rippin the penjamin

    01:53:05 - gym bro

    01:54:21 - terminal weed smoker

    01:54:30 - fashionistas

    01:54:41 - straight edge

    01:54:59 - ultra rare sigma male/incel

    01:55:11 - urban explorer

    01:55:40 - the receptionist

    01:56:30 - dnd players

    01:56:38 - half weeb

    01:56:48 - valorant e-daters

    02:01:04 - apple watch guy

    02:01:35 - elon fan

    02:01:46 - brian (zach's dad)

    02:01:55 - closing thoughts

    02:03:25 - thanks for watching

    2 hr 5 min

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