Waste Management

Waste Management

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  • EP 71 - raw beef or raw chicken

    In this episode, Fortnite Fridays, Parkour Civilization, and D&D.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - dumbo microphone

    00:01:04 - space pirate dragon

    00:02:26 - food delivery robots

    00:04:52 - eating bones

    00:05:58 - buck

    00:07:40 - criteria to be a guest on the show

    00:09:02 - the weekly cleveland browns card pull

    00:09:35 - welcome back to the show

    00:10:09 - jackson bought a guitar pedal

    00:12:19 - construction during a hurricane

    00:13:24 - how to make a golf tournament more interesting

    00:15:09 - golf carts

    00:17:58 - cool mosquitoes

    00:19:40 - fortnite fridays with george santos

    00:22:54 - fortnite fridays with joe exotic

    00:26:11 - gun control

    00:27:45 - illegal fireworks

    00:29:27 - the thurminator burger

    00:31:17 - henry likes ishowspeed

    00:33:37 - the x algorithm

    00:34:40 - henry wants to talk with trump

    00:37:45 - someone pinched a loaf in the bathroom

    00:41:52 - how can people read that much

    00:43:54 - the encyclopedia

    00:45:25 - were the people of the past just like us

    00:47:55 - phallic sandals

    00:50:33 - we are a sports podcast now

    00:52:07 - we make our dnd characters

    00:58:19 - the rest of the party

    01:02:26 - parkour civilization

    01:13:02 - jackson has been grinding valorant

    01:21:20 - logic in dnd world

    01:22:39 - whack a mole society

    01:24:16 - dave n buster's society

    01:25:51 - c ya guys


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 27 min
  • EP 70 - what if video games were real

    In this episode, video game items in real life, the first Thanksgiving, and Wall Ball.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - the paul family

    00:02:30 - swag in ohio

    00:03:44 - seafood

    00:05:23 - welcome back to the show

    00:07:21 - truck month has come to an end

    00:09:56 - sending stuff to space

    00:12:39 - the aether mod

    00:14:50 - you can make one video game item real

    00:26:35 - sexually transmitted infections

    00:30:24 - leprosy

    00:32:02 - save point in real life

    00:34:16 - cheat engine in real life

    00:38:22 - how do months work

    00:40:50 - cookies = candy

    00:44:00 - the everything app

    00:46:14 - where is baseball from

    00:49:57 - wall ball

    00:55:52 - ra

    00:57:09 - the dark truth of thanksgiving

    00:59:09 - cob corn

    01:03:09 - chinese gaming

    01:05:31 - santa tracker

    01:07:19 - were people happier a long time ago

    01:11:12 - area 51

    01:13:25 - we gotta connect and build on x

    01:14:39 - the boys went to a jpegmafia concert

    01:17:49 - zach was soaking

    01:22:06 - fe!n vs hot to go!

    01:24:33 - the astroworld incident

    01:25:38 - wall ball at the pyramids

    01:28:03 - what if remus killed romulus instead

    01:30:55 - what are those guys from star wars called

    01:33:35 - atlantis

    01:35:05 - thanks so much for tuning in, have a good day y'all


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 36 min
  • EP 69 - the fast food tier list (ft. ethan)

    In this episode, we tackle the fast food tier list, once and for all.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - estee lauder

    00:02:16 - welcome back to the show

    00:04:47 - the best of the best

    00:07:06 - dunkin donuts

    00:08:55 - waffle house

    00:11:01 - chick fil a

    00:13:41 - chipotle

    00:15:48 - bruegger's bagels

    00:17:16 - burger king

    00:20:03 - sheetz

    00:21:34 - pizza hut

    00:23:39 - einstein bros

    00:24:15 - jack in the box

    00:24:59 - dairy queen

    00:26:10 - tim hortons

    00:27:12 - cracker barrel

    00:28:41 - auntie anne's

    00:29:53 - moe's

    00:30:29 - wendy's

    00:32:27 - in n out

    00:35:38 - wetzel's pretzels

    00:36:07 - white castle

    00:38:05 - taco bell

    00:40:24 - del taco

    00:40:54 - raising cane's

    00:42:52 - jollibee

    00:43:52 - hofbrauhaus

    00:45:49 - dave & buster's

    00:47:10 - costco

    00:48:26 - carl's jr / hardee's

    00:50:24 - quaker steak & lube

    00:51:01 - buffalo wild wings

    00:52:06 - bob evans

    00:55:06 - starbucks

    00:57:30 - ihop

    00:58:51 - steak & shake

    00:59:21 - krispy kreme

    00:59:35 - mcdonald's

    01:00:54 - five guys

    01:02:49 - subway

    01:04:09 - jersey mike's

    01:04:41 - outback steakhouse

    01:05:32 - kentucky fried chicken

    01:07:23 - popeyes

    01:08:01 - zaxby's

    01:08:27 - whataburger

    01:09:06 - panera bread

    01:10:16 - cinnabon

    01:11:32 - jimmy john's

    01:12:39 - swensons

    01:12:52 - culver's

    01:13:29 - firehouse subs

    01:14:10 - domino's

    01:14:42 - little caesar's

    01:15:48 - papa john's

    01:16:41 - sbarro

    01:17:58 - shake shack

    01:18:59 - 7 eleven

    01:19:59 - qdoba

    01:20:11 - quiznos

    01:20:39 - arby's

    01:21:19 - checker's / rally's

    01:21:52 - a&w

    01:22:18 - el pollo loco

    01:22:59 - long john silver's

    01:23:46 - golden corral

    01:24:58 - eat'n park

    01:26:17 - skyline chili

    01:28:37 - sunny's family diner

    01:30:22 - wawa

    01:32:09 - denny's

    01:32:50 - panda express

    01:33:24 - sonic

    01:33:59 - bojangles

    01:35:16 - final thoughts

    01:39:31 - thank you again, as always, for watching


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 41 min
  • EP 68 - this might be the best truck of all time

    In this episode, everything Browns related, the Costco Guys, and the boys spit on that thang!

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - ghosts that are bombs also

    00:01:10 - new pokemon typings

    00:03:12 - the browns

    00:04:33 - the browns weekly card pull

    00:06:38 - welcome back to the show (za'darius smith edition)

    00:07:00 - hashtag truck month

    00:09:34 - nine eleven day sales

    00:10:45 - bagels and burgers

    00:12:57 - overloading on breakfast

    00:14:24 - rolos

    00:15:37 - kdot at the bowl

    00:17:37 - nikocado avocado and his master plan

    00:26:16 - this is every tom scott video

    00:27:33 - nardwuar

    00:28:58 - henry's dream podcast guest

    00:32:10 - ai doesn't make any skrilla

    00:33:54 - the livestreaming wars continue

    00:37:37 - v tubing

    00:38:52 - kpop idols can't have lovers

    00:41:36 - do kpop idols write their own songs

    00:43:49 - splatoon street wear

    00:47:00 - rapper nicknames

    00:49:23 - turnip day

    00:51:33 - could the boys make it as day traders

    00:53:22 - jackson teaches henry how the stock market works

    00:54:59 - if you're worried about your financial future

    00:56:42 - the rizzler

    00:57:49 - the costco guys

    01:01:03 - baby gronk wrote a diss track

    01:03:34 - we're the idea guys

    01:06:31 - we have new podcast beef

    01:07:59 - why did hawk tuah blow up

    01:10:38 - lex fridman x donald j trump

    01:11:28 - can hawk tuah unite the nation?

    01:13:22 - the femininomenon

    01:14:31 - travis scott v sabrina carpenter

    01:17:50 - taylor's domination of the charts

    01:20:38 - the browns are super bowl bound

    01:23:51 - henry would not survive in the nfl

    01:26:47 - relationships are so easy

    01:28:58 - henry gotta go number 2


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 30 min
  • EP 67 - the machine

    In this episode, the machine takes a toll on all mortal beings.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - getting warmed up

    00:01:15 - towns villages cities etc

    00:05:19 - jackson wants to put henry in a machine

    00:09:10 - slide wistle

    00:10:32 - welcome back to the show

    00:12:00 - fear of holes

    00:13:53 - what is the purpose of the bees

    00:15:57 - jackson has never had tea

    00:20:14 - vaccine bath

    00:22:53 - time off

    00:24:46 - r slash lsd

    00:26:26 - being spiderman but only the web stuff

    00:29:01 - glass blowing class

    00:33:16 - jackson's life is so hard

    00:34:29 - vacuum sealed bags are so cool

    00:35:19 - dinner plate game

    00:36:39 - discus

    00:37:51 - the demasculinization of baseball

    00:39:11 - what happened to velcro

    00:39:35 - racecar shopping carts

    00:40:50 - visa cashapp redbull formula 1

    00:42:42 - henry likes f1

    00:44:08 - sponsoring henry's 2017 toyota rav 4

    00:47:16 - chinese piss beer

    00:49:34 - alchohol is bad no way

    00:51:03 - would we still be friends if henry was a beautiful woman

    00:56:54 - jackson was on the fortnite gravy train

    00:59:46 - jackson signed up to be a notetaker

    01:02:36 - getting addicted to vaping on purpose

    01:04:49 - henry still doesn't want a nuru massage

    01:05:55 - food in japan is soooo gooooood

    01:06:55 - anything can be a liquid

    01:07:55 - we need henry to sneeze

    01:08:57 - tall people die sooner

    01:11:57 - you gotta have drive

    01:14:12 - okcupid as a brick and mortar store

    01:16:29 - first dates

    01:19:06 - last hope

    01:20:15 - raya

    01:21:23 - what does henry care about

    01:22:32 - starbucks got a new ceo

    01:23:26 - henry doesn't know how to write a letter

    01:24:27 - jackson didn't get a thank you letter

    01:28:35 - one of us will be outed

    01:30:30 - the boys are hungry


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 31 min
  • EP 66 - very demure, very mindful

    In this episode, what in the gadzooks does "demure" mean?

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - trump cranking 90s

    00:01:16 - welcome back to the show

    00:02:46 - flaming hot mutual funds

    00:04:57 - jackson doesn't like aldi's

    00:07:00 - poison bullets

    00:09:28 - brand allegiance

    00:11:19 - so classy, demure even

    00:14:43 - being a diva getting turnt

    00:16:08 - is billie eilish demure

    00:17:27 - book club

    00:20:38 - mud

    00:22:19 - all i need is my iced chai

    00:26:07 - cool lawyers

    00:27:55 - do lawyers play video games

    00:29:55 - eighty seven percent honesty

    00:31:41 - henry used to put playdoh in his mouth

    00:34:17 - identity fraud is hashtag trending

    00:37:39 - silver & gold

    00:39:32 - we got some mud on our heads

    00:40:08 - zach click here !!

    00:40:53 - jackson makes a mud related wish

    00:44:14 - battlecats (not sponsored)

    00:45:06 - new monkey just dropped

    00:48:14 - henry really likes pikmin

    00:48:58 - bella ramsey hate threads

    00:52:11 - hater license

    00:53:45 - we all die anyway

    00:55:38 - the sweet release of death

    00:59:31 - nuru massage

    01:05:36 - henry wants to start a gang

    01:08:55 - chip and joanna gaines protest

    01:10:48 - kewl kids klub

    01:13:03 - the amish are menace on the court

    01:16:02 - henry hates linkedin

    01:22:56 - linkedin slop

    01:25:47 - corporate culture

    01:32:40 - tune in next time!


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 33 min
  • EP 65 - imagine an apple

    In this episode, ghost hunting, skibidi toilet lore, and a conversation about consciousness.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - father history

    00:01:31 - hot teachers

    00:02:33 - call me on my cellphone

    00:03:54 - home phones

    00:05:53 - welcome back to the show

    00:06:49 - henry is so girlie pop

    00:07:34 - sports fans are just nerds

    00:08:50 - jackson is a browns fan

    00:10:46 - hearing damage = fun

    00:13:19 - trans-siberian orchestra

    00:15:11 - henry goes to a dinosaur show ?

    00:16:52 - ghost hunters tv

    00:18:11 - among us potion at 3 am

    00:23:09 - giving imhotep his flowers

    00:25:19 - adin ross x donald trump live stream

    00:31:24 - presidential debate

    00:33:18 - presidential golf

    00:36:27 - two kids is very normal core

    00:37:32 - there's something up with only children

    00:40:08 - home schooling

    00:42:26 - why are aliens born in sacs

    00:43:56 - imagine an apple

    00:47:20 - imagine being blind

    00:48:56 - would you rather be blind or be deaf

    00:51:20 - alternate languages

    00:53:53 - henry is learning japanese

    00:58:29 - on fleek

    01:00:23 - bear grylls piss kink

    01:01:38 - naked and afraid

    01:06:07 - naked attraction

    01:08:04 - kanye is addicted to nitrous

    01:09:39 - health class

    01:11:51 - how jackson learned about an*l

    01:13:17 - rights of passage on the internet

    01:14:23 - skibidi toilet movie directed by michael bay

    01:20:57 - henry's recap of the skibidi toilet lore

    01:22:04 - mr beast drama

    01:29:49 - drama as a product

    01:39:35 - wrapping it up


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 41 min
  • EP 64 - our first ever rap cypher

    In this episode, witness the greatest rappers alive show you how its done.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - 00:00:00 - jackson's car almost exploded

    00:01:28 - truck month

    00:03:44 - i don't know man

    00:04:44 - moon stuff

    00:06:31 - costco optometrist

    00:08:20 - acrophobia

    00:09:54 - jackson needs his daily walk

    00:10:58 - the coolest death

    00:13:43 - technology weapons

    00:17:26 - welcome back to the show

    00:20:14 - introducing: the waste management rap cypher

    00:26:15 - food freestyle (prod. by mixla)

    00:31:16 - we are not the best at this

    00:32:47 - spinning the wheel

    00:34:24 - divorce freestyle (prod. by clintyn beatz)

    00:42:38 - jackson messed the whole thing up

    00:43:57 - making our intentions clear

    00:45:32 - opposition freestyle (prod. by flagman)

    00:51:45 - people can't talk about the human body

    00:54:39 - love freestyle (prod. by cyfal)

    01:01:01 - traveling the world

    01:04:21 - bored ape burgers

    01:05:15 - drug freestyle (prod. by i2hiigh)

    01:10:06 - editing the wheel

    01:11:22 - pokemon + sex freestyle (prod. by ymp cash beatz)

    01:15:55 - the last great rappers

    01:20:18 - god's plan 2 (prod. by sal!m)

    01:27:20 - submit your feedback below

    01:30:04 - thanks for lending us your eyes and ears


    Links to all beats/producers used in this episode:


    Mixla -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIne0kQCNZo

    Clintyn beatz -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N9x4rM5J0U

    FLAGMAN -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awXtDxoffCo

    Cyfal -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FILP8GIsN0

    i2hiigh -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0YCubdS6Mk

    YMP Cash Beatz -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8-jRM313bw

    SAL!M -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RfRr32B6xE


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 31 min
  • EP 63 - we're cooked bro

    In this episode, the great debate.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - jackson had to stay late at work

    00:01:33 - the "un" show

    00:04:10 - henry's library nightmare

    00:07:58 - jackson's stapler nightmare

    00:08:58 - welcome back to the show

    00:10:47 - setting the record straight

    00:11:55 - henry's suited up for the debate

    00:13:38 - hotdogs vs hamburgers

    00:25:47 - the chicken vs the egg

    00:34:00 - wood vs metal

    00:42:21 - wheels vs doors

    00:50:16 - 1 billion lions vs all of the pokemon

    01:02:00 - hats vs shoes

    01:12:26 - early bird vs night owl

    01:25:31 - politician blood boy ring

    01:26:46 - spilling the bag

    01:31:29 - boy blood vs girl blood

    01:33:28 - henry's ring of power

    01:34:42 - go vote


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 36 min
  • EP 62 - jack & zachster (ft. zach)

    In this episode, the Presidential Debate, Henry catches a couple strays, and we grapple with the ethics of podcasting.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - jackson, this is so gross dude

    00:01:27 - drinking gasoline

    00:04:58 - the great state

    00:07:48 - the end of pride month

    00:09:17 - welcome back to the show

    00:10:21 - jak & zachster

    00:11:50 - zach ripped his jeans

    00:14:08 - tobi pants

    00:16:21 - we are going to africa

    00:17:51 - mukbang

    00:19:00 - top 5 comedy podcast in egypt

    00:20:36 - neuralink patient zero

    00:22:27 - stephen hawking

    00:25:16 - henry click here

    00:26:22 - the pikmin segment

    00:29:09 - one moment

    00:29:39 - the first 2024 presidential debate

    00:37:10 - jackson has an ant problem

    00:38:50 - zach also has an ant problem

    00:40:54 - world war ant

    00:42:52 - ant hill casting

    00:45:07 - instagram table

    00:45:50 - grok, verb: to merge or blend

    00:47:38 - jackson feels bad using google

    00:49:17 - the humble beginnings of the telephone

    00:50:34 - prank calls

    00:51:24 - this is henry's fault

    00:52:23 - getting strange

    00:53:03 - zach is getting water

    00:54:06 - why does anyone listen to this

    00:55:03 - internet issues

    00:56:42 - podcasting makes jackson feel weird

    00:59:49 - zach's first time on the pod

    01:02:24 - why does zach come on the pod

    01:03:30 - zach is so tall

    01:06:14 - why does jackson do the podcast

    01:10:49 - henry lied people died

    01:12:16 - jackson wants to know himself

    01:14:56 - henry's tardiness

    01:16:30 - thank you steel series

    01:17:41 - goodbye for now


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 20 min

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