Waste Management

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  • EP 91 - drugs are cool, actually

    In this episode, the evil truth of music streaming services, heroin addiction, and Jim Carrey quits acting.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - farts that smell good

    00:03:28 - new york is full of phlegm

    00:04:42 - eating bad stuff gives you super powers

    00:06:48 - proper manners at the dinner table

    00:07:52 - when are you no longer a kid

    00:09:17 - the boys will make a stock

    00:10:11 - welcome back to the show

    00:11:43 - whats mark cuban up to these days

    00:13:21 - the radio vs streaming services

    00:18:18 - background music

    00:20:53 - henry hates spring

    00:22:53 - jackson hates winter

    00:24:40 - heroin is awesome

    00:26:29 - taking every drug at the same time

    00:27:55 - jackson hates sincerity

    00:29:45 - r/truerateme

    00:30:58 - how to solve homelessness

    00:33:35 - the sandwich van

    00:35:43 - lying for updoots

    00:37:12 - the gold bar at the top of the tower

    00:38:13 - henry's messed up sleep schedule

    00:39:30 - special food

    00:40:53 - serbian taco bell

    00:43:29 - soap doesn't kill bacteria

    00:44:56 - moonshine

    00:46:54 - the weekly valorant segment

    00:48:25 - henry's disappointed by the recent valorant patch

    00:50:30 - jackson's rant on the recent valorant patch

    00:55:15 - jett vs waylay and game design

    01:03:53 - where does all the negativity come from

    01:05:27 - body positivity

    01:09:10 - games we've bought more than once

    01:10:29 - mario kart wii online

    01:11:20 - shy guy's hypothetical moveset for smash

    01:14:01 - knack

    01:15:10 - jim carrey quit

    01:17:26 - the first sonic movie trailer

    01:18:12 - being the funny man

    01:19:36 - fake will smith documentary

    01:22:06 - forgetting eric andre's name for like 2 minutes

    01:24:56 - jimmy kimmel vs jimmy fallon

    01:27:24 - oprah

    01:28:50 - hasan was banned (again)

    01:30:04 - would you kill baby hitler

    01:31:22 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 33 min
  • EP 90 - big pants tuesday

    In this episode, the inaugural holiday celebrating the biggest pants.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - jackson made the best burgers of all time

    00:03:43 - henry's ego is dying

    00:05:13 - are your teeth made out of moon materials

    00:06:59 - welcome back to the show

    00:07:53 - henry went for a run

    00:09:50 - big pants tuesday

    00:15:17 - henry has trouble finding pants that fit well

    00:18:33 - that guy from one direction

    00:19:18 - the least stylish musician

    00:21:21 - yeezy pods

    00:22:21 - jackson likes exclusivity

    00:23:48 - third spaces

    00:25:29 - why's everyone scared of number 9

    00:27:11 - fun car colors

    00:28:51 - please don't break into our car

    00:30:40 - jackson has an awesome snow brush

    00:31:47 - where to move in the midwest

    00:33:44 - is eminem a musician

    00:38:06 - jackson is okay with cheating

    00:40:35 - the encyclopedia

    00:41:45 - henry's been reading books

    00:44:17 - the next big disease

    00:46:34 - famed success person

    00:51:30 - randomly assigned president

    00:53:45 - we should clone bernie sanders

    00:56:31 - the perfect rfk jr impression

    00:58:57 - what music does trump listen to

    01:01:32 - edgy humor is making a comeback

    01:04:04 - why are they all so lame

    01:05:09 - is a plate considered technology

    01:07:25 - little alchemy

    01:09:01 - are rocks alive

    01:10:08 - little guys

    01:11:17 - casey anthony

    01:12:46 - the death penalty

    01:15:49 - losing the emu war

    01:17:32 - the beatles, explained

    01:19:16 - music class

    01:21:05 - the genius writing of the beatles

    01:22:53 - the weekly 9/11 segment

    01:25:00 - bacon pancakes

    01:26:20 - jackson doesn't like south park

    01:27:25 - living together vs separately

    01:30:50 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 32 min
  • EP 89 - jackson crashes his car (ft. emma)

    In this episode, Jackson crashes his car, Magnus Carlson's jeans are auctioned off, and the gang makes plans for the big trip to Mongolia.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    Follow Emma:

    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/peachpitcrochet/


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - what's your biggest crime

    00:00:35 - jackson crashed his car

    00:02:49 - henry loves women

    00:03:50 - jackson has a drink this evening

    00:04:56 - welcome back to the show

    00:06:21 - what hieroglyph would you be

    00:09:29 - henry likes among us

    00:10:20 - balatro

    00:11:17 - money cup

    00:12:46 - ice breakers

    00:13:48 - emma is an avid x user

    00:15:24 - emma is an avid crochet-er

    00:17:30 - proud to be an american

    00:19:02 - henry sends jackson ten dollars

    00:21:51 - henry keeps rescheduling the podcast

    00:23:21 - riichi mahjong

    00:26:08 - balatro pt. 2

    00:28:48 - horrible news for the baldur's gate 3 party

    00:31:18 - jackson won't marry unless they can fight ninjas

    00:34:01 - nut case

    00:37:11 - henry does not want to idolize the rizzler

    00:38:59 - we need a business card

    00:40:59 - henry doesn't wanna go on a trip with jackson

    00:42:36 - what's going on in springfield

    00:44:45 - how much of the ocean have we discovered

    00:45:39 - henry likes little guys of different colors

    00:49:22 - henry's gym is huge

    00:50:34 - the spreadsheet championships

    00:52:51 - h&m

    00:53:48 - magnus carlson's jeans

    00:57:51 - jackson loves jeans

    00:59:15 - shorts are annoying

    01:01:30 - jackson is the fashion guy

    01:02:49 - the shroud of turin

    01:04:20 - true crime vs fake crime

    01:05:52 - jackson got a scam call

    01:17:10 - henry kept dming an instagram bot

    01:19:06 - thunderbird

    01:20:27 - the boroughs

    01:22:58 - emma is from virginia

    01:23:58 - henry went to florida

    01:25:01 - the world's best scrabble player

    01:27:30 - we're making plans to go to mongolia

    01:29:57 - the world's most eaten food

    01:33:35 - can jackson imagine blue bread

    01:36:43 - how emma and jackson met

    01:39:09 - the z chair

    01:40:25 - please sponsor us

    01:41:31 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 43 min
  • EP 88 - what is the biggest number

    In this episode, the thrilling conclusion of The Big Number Competition, the Super Bowl Half Time Show with Kendrick Lamar, and the newly named Gulf of America.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - the netizen historian

    00:01:19 - kiwis

    00:02:37 - did jackson have a good week

    00:03:21 - kung fu panda 4

    00:04:38 - super bowl

    00:06:20 - the browns

    00:09:28 - welcome back to the show

    00:09:43 - the kdot half time show

    00:12:03 - bringing america back to the bowl

    00:14:42 - boring game

    00:15:48 - tom brady

    00:17:35 - the big number competition

    00:21:00 - henry introduces his numbers

    00:27:24 - jackson introduces his numbers

    00:29:35 - revealing the winner

    00:31:25 - the future of the big number competition

    00:35:06 - congratulation

    00:36:48 - henry's going to florida

    00:39:16 - monty hall

    00:42:44 - signed memorabilia

    00:44:55 - the boys wanna go to a drag show

    00:47:52 - jackson doesn't like makeup

    00:53:21 - ar face game

    00:55:00 - child like wonder

    00:56:20 - jackson is a hypocrite

    00:57:54 - gulf of america

    00:59:15 - we're gonna take greenland

    01:01:21 - what goes on in the idaho panhandle

    01:02:23 - yakutsk

    01:04:40 - jackson doesn't care about the earth

    01:05:34 - pig butchering

    01:07:36 - henry hates verizon

    01:10:18 - henry is a pikmin

    01:11:23 - henry jaw keeps popping

    01:12:33 - boo vs king boo

    01:14:16 - sam is getting air time again

    01:15:02 - jackson went to leadership club

    01:16:31 - public speaking

    01:17:49 - henry became a keyboard warrior in valorant

    01:20:15 - wheatus

    01:22:11 - the history of the half time show

    01:27:14 - chet hanks

    01:29:07 - losertown

    01:30:20 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 31 min
  • EP 87 - the world's most forgotten capital

    In this episode, Jackson's adventure in Mongolia, we declare war on Dots, and New Zealand grants personhood to a mountain.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - jackson was on the mongolian steppe

    00:01:44 - hello fellow netizens

    00:04:17 - what is there to do in ulaanbaatar

    00:05:56 - squid games 2

    00:07:48 - when were sprinklers invented

    00:08:49 - old people stories

    00:10:55 - sprinklers pt. 2

    00:12:16 - fiji water bottling plant

    00:15:03 - danny devito and t. chalamet

    00:16:45 - welcome back to the show

    00:16:51 - declaring war on shoes

    00:18:54 - barefoot shoes

    00:21:32 - rock climbing shoes

    00:22:43 - declaring war on airlines

    00:24:57 - whats the deal with airline food

    00:28:55 - the war on dots

    00:30:00 - frito lay company

    00:32:11 - henry wants to declare war on pepsi

    00:33:34 - crazy horse

    00:36:20 - the playground needs an update

    00:39:32 - henry zapped his brother with lightning

    00:40:41 - oobleck slide

    00:44:09 - salmon ella

    00:45:35 - vampires

    00:46:51 - mr beast in different languages

    00:49:17 - new zealand gave personhood to a mountain

    00:52:58 - humanizing inanimate objects

    00:54:24 - sword fighting

    00:55:32 - henry used to be a fencer

    00:58:42 - summer camp activities

    01:00:30 - jackson declares war on comic book nerds

    01:03:54 - cope or dope, buldur's gate 3 edition

    01:08:54 - games that are long

    01:11:06 - our characters in bald game

    01:16:38 - the ethics of hawk coin

    01:21:04 - faze banks on talk tuah

    01:22:42 - whitney cummings

    01:23:57 - if henry had a nardwuar interview

    01:25:46 - if jackson had a nardwuar interview

    01:27:28 - nardwuar brings out kendrick lamar

    01:30:07 - arguing about the 10 point scale

    01:32:07 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 33 min
  • EP 86 - how many dogs does it take to catch a criminal

    In this episode, Jackson composes a beautiful ode, the beginning of the Big Number Competition, and the ever-elusive egg guy.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - henry got older

    00:00:50 - the torch guy at the olympics

    00:02:22 - if you could commit one crime and get away with it

    00:03:39 - how long do you wash your hands

    00:06:58 - would you die from eating a magic 8 ball

    00:07:36 - welcome back to the show

    00:09:13 - r/twosentencehorrorstory

    00:11:14 - jackson attempts to compose an ode

    00:15:23 - how many dogs to take down a school shooter

    00:22:06 - best fruit to use as ammunition

    00:23:22 - the halloween spirit is eternal

    00:26:27 - the waste managers have logged on

    00:28:28 - egg guy

    00:34:23 - real wheels doorsers

    00:36:47 - rank these three numeric values

    00:42:14 - komodo dragon potion ingredients

    00:43:29 - the big number competition

    00:48:25 - picking our number

    00:52:05 - the winner becomes the king of the podcast

    00:54:16 - jackson made the dean's list

    00:55:51 - jackson has a rare achievement

    00:58:02 - earthbound talk

    00:59:29 - days we remember vividly

    01:02:15 - the first time jackson littered

    01:03:31 - henry is a good samaritan

    01:04:40 - grocery shopping

    01:06:13 - finding hair in your food

    01:07:57 - dog what am i supposed to call this segment

    01:09:39 - what animals can eat hair

    01:11:24 - henry would eat dirt

    01:13:09 - you can make a plane out of anything

    01:14:32 - air buds

    01:16:28 - r/illicitdrug

    01:18:38 - awesomesauce

    01:19:41 - hatsune miku

    01:23:26 - the boys are grinding for plat in valorant

    01:27:18 - jackson is done with brain rot vocab

    01:28:28 - fortify

    01:29:32 - steamy ropes

    01:30:25 - jackson recites his ode

    01:32:45 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 34 min
  • EP 85 - our favorite movies

    In this episode, our outs for 2025, our favorite movies, and where we would move.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - noah's arc

    00:01:51 - the lion "king"

    00:03:18 - why aren't there more lions

    00:04:54 - welcome back to the show

    00:05:42 - what valorant agent could you beat in a fight

    00:11:01 - karate

    00:12:01 - can you imagine being patrick star

    00:15:09 - spongebob is a bad influence on kids

    00:17:46 - seinfeld

    00:21:11 - what is a comedian now

    00:24:20 - the mario brothers

    00:25:31 - cool names

    00:29:32 - cotton is out

    00:31:21 - recycling is out

    00:33:16 - imagine an apple

    00:34:36 - sweatpants are out

    00:36:23 - starfox is out

    00:37:50 - brushing your teeth is out

    00:40:12 - 4k is out

    00:42:40 - intrusive ads are out

    00:43:45 - topwar is out

    00:45:53 - aaa games are out

    00:46:53 - jackson has been watching movies

    00:48:44 - jaws

    00:52:00 - classic movies

    00:53:00 - jackson's favorite movie

    00:57:11 - henry's favorite movie

    01:00:22 - midsommar

    01:02:40 - ellen degeneres

    01:05:13 - where is jackson gonna move

    01:09:05 - work culture in japan

    01:11:31 - moving to europe

    01:12:39 - france is the ohio of europe

    01:17:02 - jackson takes it all back

    01:19:04 - where would henry move

    01:21:03 - rainbolt found the best place

    01:22:57 - kazakhstan

    01:24:11 - jackson wants to go to chernobyl

    01:25:55 - jackson wants to eat the elephant's foot

    01:27:15 - the boys were doing this thing in rocket league

    01:30:41 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 32 min
  • EP 84 - goodbye tiktok

    In this episode, TikTok gets banned, the Nintendo Switch 2, and GalBot.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - deejayzworld

    00:02:14 - twin peaks

    00:04:20 - guf

    00:05:31 - welcome back to the show

    00:05:57 - did jackson deserve it

    00:09:25 - the boys are done with the everything app

    00:13:23 - grok

    00:14:20 - henry hates ai marketing

    00:16:21 - galbot and guybot

    00:21:00 - henry loves roomba

    00:23:00 - pitbull is bald

    00:24:58 - megadeath

    00:27:06 - is new york style pizza popular in russia

    00:30:03 - sauerkraut balls

    00:31:14 - tiktok has been banned

    00:34:11 - little rednote

    00:35:58 - tiktok refugees

    00:38:13 - new mario kart game

    00:40:31 - nintendo switch 2

    00:44:32 - henry is in his speedrunning arc

    00:45:50 - the nintendo direct

    00:48:18 - doug bowser

    00:49:58 - the boys are excited for the switch 2

    00:54:25 - if jackson had to do 9/11

    00:59:29 - how hard is it to fly a plane

    01:03:05 - how to cause the most destruction with a plane

    01:09:08 - being a pilot is so awesome

    01:10:34 - are gooners addicted to adult film

    01:13:08 - great writing in adult film

    01:15:13 - the tomb of the unknown soldier

    01:21:10 - its all just a waste of time

    01:24:00 - by watching this video you consent to forfeiture of your right to sue us

    01:25:12 - the guards could be robots

    01:27:22 - why are elephants scared of mice

    01:29:36 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 30 min
  • EP 83 - we discovered a new planet

    In this episode, our favorite Pokemon, Jackson gets a hole in his sock, and we take a trip out of this world.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - jackson is having a horrible day

    00:02:05 - top loading washers vs front loading washers

    00:04:46 - c sharp

    00:06:34 - linkedin is garbage

    00:08:01 - the cleveland show

    00:09:00 - welcome back to the show

    00:10:15 - henry complains about school

    00:13:27 - ai generated podcast

    00:15:52 - what do deer do

    00:19:14 - jackson does not like will smith

    00:23:57 - pharrell williams

    00:26:43 - trent reznor

    00:28:37 - if you were related by name

    00:33:13 - the vagina candle

    00:35:22 - bryan johnson's health schemes

    00:37:50 - what is the worst material

    00:41:07 - the dyson sphere

    00:43:22 - we'll just go to the other planets

    00:46:15 - tips and tricks to save money

    00:48:16 - canada to become the 51st state

    00:49:36 - the gulf of america

    00:51:17 - henry doesn't want to leave the usa

    00:54:11 - the microplastics planet

    00:55:39 - eating space bread

    00:57:51 - what is henry's favorite pokemon

    00:59:46 - what is jackson's favorite pokemon

    01:00:56 - competitive pokemon

    01:04:15 - the amish challenge

    01:07:50 - strange fabric

    01:10:45 - rug repair guy

    01:12:40 - flea market flip

    01:13:56 - we hate roller coasters

    01:18:12 - amusement park, more like scam park

    01:20:06 - woke toy story

    01:21:33 - jackson wants his own barbie

    01:23:02 - henry wants a barbie for boys

    01:25:00 - the second greatest showman

    01:26:51 - evil barbie

    01:29:20 - yveltal, the death pokemon

    01:31:43 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 33 min
  • EP 82 - white guy listens to rap for the first time

    In this episode, Henry listens to Kendrick Lamar, balls, and Minecraft 2 is announced.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - the real earth

    00:01:09 - we are a big soup

    00:03:22 - timothee

    00:04:39 - henry starts a letterboxd

    00:06:04 - adrian dittman is not elon musk

    00:08:31 - welcome back to the show

    00:09:13 - a new leader

    00:10:20 - batman's gadgets

    00:14:34 - jackson wants to live in a pouch

    00:17:23 - we are not doctors

    00:20:23 - screw you, robert

    00:21:28 - we all have needs

    00:22:36 - bald henry

    00:24:25 - do your balls count as baggage

    00:26:08 - do you have more nuts or sausage

    00:29:49 - jackson was raised by wolves

    00:31:13 - ghost poop

    00:32:15 - releasing yourself in space

    00:33:48 - johnny appleseed

    00:35:08 - neil armstrong did not do that

    00:38:08 - jackson needs a fidget toy

    00:40:24 - the giant fan

    00:42:37 - music club

    00:44:12 - there's a disease in the music industry

    00:50:30 - henry listens to kdot now

    00:53:47 - ratings in music

    00:58:00 - among us in real life

    01:00:13 - the food at the strip club

    01:02:37 - everyone's got needs

    01:03:45 - henry wants to dance with the dancers

    01:05:18 - shopping cart hero 4

    01:07:11 - rip adobe flash and newgrounds

    01:09:03 - every good game is made by a european

    01:09:52 - minecraft 2

    01:12:00 - we're gonna read all the religious books

    01:15:39 - how do you miss a field goal

    01:19:22 - college athletes get paid

    01:22:22 - jackson wants to be a storm chaser

    01:24:32 - crazy horse mall

    01:29:29 - japan is addicted to their needs

    01:32:00 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 33 min

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