Waste Management

Waste Management

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  • EP 111 - do old people know who mario is

    In this episode, do people know who Mario is, the Bullet Ant, and Anthony Fantano gives out a 10 out of 10 score.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - alex from nintendo life

    00:02:20 - today, we solve the riemann hypothesis

    00:03:15 - was ratatouille sexual

    00:06:53 - welcome back to the show

    00:08:13 - raytheon

    00:10:09 - orientation week

    00:11:15 - kendrick coin

    00:13:24 - simple plan and scooby doo

    00:15:25 - office guy vs scooby doo guy

    00:17:00 - henry's grandma does not know who mario is

    00:19:29 - more people own a cellphone than a toothbrush

    00:20:46 - rotary phone

    00:21:33 - the coconut method

    00:23:32 - cbat

    00:25:07 - solving racism with math

    00:26:52 - florida got high speed rail

    00:28:19 - does henry's mom know video game characters

    00:31:47 - counter strike case investments

    00:34:51 - henry's big chain

    00:36:26 - the government is run by $#@!&*$^%#

    00:37:45 - coyote peterson and the bullet ant

    00:39:47 - the gracie family

    00:41:57 - kill tony and the power of comedy

    00:45:17 - ants canada

    00:46:48 - solving canada's housing crisis

    00:48:17 - landlords should have to live in their apartment

    00:50:05 - fantano gave out another 10

    00:52:47 - clipse bought themselves out of their label deal

    00:53:51 - zeus, the god of sex

    00:55:33 - tyler, the creator lost a friend

    00:57:46 - monster mash (skrillex remix)

    01:00:01 - the mona lisa sucks

    01:02:59 - would you swipe right on leonardo davinci

    01:05:28 - opera

    01:06:47 - henry's fish of the week

    01:10:34 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:12:47 - henry is moving to los angeles

    01:15:06 - henry is going to dinner with his great aunt

    01:19:24 - illegal gambling

    01:21:38 - henry does not like the grand canyon

    01:23:16 - the los angeles smog

    01:24:04 - getting addicted to cigarettes

    01:25:59 - you are not immune to propaganda

    01:28:43 - what does alex from nintendo life know about the streets

    01:30:05 - we need a third member

    01:31:05 - release the list

    01:32:16 - even hitler had a wife

    01:34:48 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 37 min
  • EP 110 - john mulaney goes to prison

    In this episode, we go to prison, the popularity of Mario, and competitive reading.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - is water soft

    00:03:24 - plasma

    00:05:11 - cacti

    00:07:25 - welcome back to the show

    00:07:35 - jackson wants to get arrested

    00:09:16 - henry has beef with lil uzi vert

    00:10:19 - we will be killed

    00:12:16 - we would run the prison yard

    00:13:49 - john mulaney goes to prison

    00:16:42 - henry thinks we should start doing cocaine

    00:18:17 - henry just finished watching squid game

    00:19:32 - below deck

    00:20:57 - mario voted world's sexiest man

    00:22:57 - who's more popular mario or pikachu

    00:25:33 - do old people know mario

    00:27:32 - name your kid luigi

    00:28:36 - ishowspeed is speedy

    00:30:05 - henry wants the smoke

    00:32:00 - gamefly

    00:33:32 - petty revenge

    00:35:14 - adam sandler

    00:36:44 - jack black is the new adam sandler

    00:37:38 - a lot of people want to sleep with the rock

    00:39:29 - sean evans (bald and ugly and has no hair)

    00:41:31 - hot ones with kai cenat

    00:44:19 - what does kai cenat do

    00:47:58 - jackson wants to be a political tyrant

    00:50:57 - nintendo burned down mario kart

    00:54:44 - youtube cracks down on low effort content

    00:57:39 - there are people who have chosen to marry jeff bezos

    01:00:19 - we're gonna solve the riemann hypothesis

    01:03:42 - who is the most popular rule 34 valorant character

    01:06:54 - henry's weekly fish fact

    01:09:59 - jackson's weekly pretty poem

    01:13:00 - the pre teens need a wranglin'

    01:14:14 - the prison showers

    01:15:41 - when your cellmate is john mulaney

    01:17:26 - henry wants a park ranger arsonist

    01:19:37 - pythagoras's theorem

    01:21:58 - competitive reading

    01:26:13 - do kids understand 1984

    01:29:09 - henry's mom calls him

    01:30:19 - covering the camera

    01:37:00 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 39 min
  • EP 109 - cheddar objects

    In this episode, the unethical Mahjong Soul, The Interview, and we invent a brand new snack.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - the burden of language

    00:01:16 - cedar point

    00:03:08 - this episode is licensed by snoopy

    00:04:19 - yung gravy and bbno$

    00:06:31 - jackson almost met hank green

    00:07:52 - taylor swift in ohio

    00:09:26 - ijustine

    00:10:57 - welcome back to the show

    00:12:16 - plants vs zombies garden warfare

    00:13:07 - zachscottgames

    00:19:11 - shovelware

    00:20:47 - earthbound

    00:22:20 - 3d movies

    00:23:34 - augmented reality

    00:25:15 - riot cosigns sports betting

    00:27:29 - annoying people in our valorant game

    00:32:13 - top 10 photoshop effects

    00:33:24 - henry's weekly fish fact

    00:36:33 - fake facts

    00:38:50 - edward snowden

    00:39:45 - how to spread propaganda

    00:41:46 - tabacco will never truly be back

    00:43:58 - jackson's weekly pretty poem

    00:47:11 - its all in the title

    00:48:52 - henry wants to cuddle with a steel box

    00:50:02 - making a better title for the godfather

    00:53:25 - the c____

    00:54:56 - we generate our wutang clan rapper names

    00:58:21 - searching for the perfect title

    01:00:58 - big hero 6 sequel

    01:02:21 - jackson wants to be a space bounty hunter

    01:03:04 - movie night

    01:03:54 - whats julian assange up to

    01:05:06 - the interview

    01:11:43 - north korean technology shadow workers

    01:13:49 - henry wants to work at a unicorn

    01:16:15 - new tesla car

    01:17:56 - the chef boy r dee aisle

    01:20:55 - cheddar objects

    01:22:44 - blistful

    01:24:05 - henry is addicted to mahjong soul

    01:30:45 - the weeknd wearing the mf doom mask

    01:31:46 - mike dean

    01:32:43 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 34 min
  • EP 108 - holy water squirt gun

    In this episode, The Room, Megachurches, and the strange world of kids YouTube.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - pink eye

    00:02:56 - eye lashes

    00:03:45 - eye boogers

    00:05:54 - tools

    00:07:12 - jackson had braces

    00:08:53 - hypocritical behavior

    00:11:02 - henry only has one kidney

    00:12:28 - welcome back to the show

    00:13:31 - trojan horse society

    00:14:41 - the father of history

    00:16:27 - ai anime audiobook ad

    00:21:15 - twilight

    00:22:49 - the room vs twilight

    00:32:45 - angelic 2 the core

    00:40:01 - megachurch

    00:45:38 - the church gift shop

    00:48:01 - the grotto

    00:49:16 - pocket bible

    00:50:28 - crown of thorns

    00:52:16 - being religious

    00:54:51 - do priests get paid

    00:59:05 - the pope played undertale

    01:00:57 - we were close to world peace when pokemon go released

    01:01:46 - people have their own lives

    01:03:09 - phone on the toilet

    01:04:19 - tributes

    01:06:35 - henry's weekly fish fact

    01:09:53 - the moral quandry of creating life

    01:12:40 - jackson's weekly poem

    01:15:11 - hank green rap

    01:16:04 - coffee table book

    01:17:55 - soda theory

    01:19:12 - miscellaneous noble prize

    01:21:29 - honorary degrees

    01:24:23 - soy boy factory

    01:25:11 - commencement speakers

    01:28:46 - derailed3d

    01:29:59 - big penny

    01:31:35 - ryan trahan

    01:35:16 - spiderman and elsa

    01:36:28 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 38 min
  • EP 107 - the world's first underwater photo

    In this episode, the current state of Tesla's self driving cars, we plan a trip to China, and the great chicken wing debate.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - henry's room is a mess

    00:01:14 - wenis

    00:03:29 - the chicken wing debate

    00:07:23 - bones

    00:10:30 - welcome back to the show

    00:10:55 - birds aren't real

    00:12:22 - comic books

    00:13:17 - christmas is everywhere

    00:14:55 - mahjong

    00:16:14 - black market gambling

    00:17:43 - polymarket

    00:18:33 - weird sports

    00:19:59 - jackson's grandpa had a fun side hustle

    00:22:02 - retirement

    00:23:36 - the artful codger

    00:26:19 - linus torvolds

    00:27:51 - we could be curing cancer but instead we're modding mario 64

    00:28:45 - baby's first video game

    00:30:22 - how did people learn languages before duolingo

    00:34:43 - souper bowl

    00:36:06 - this is a great idea

    00:38:11 - the wall is so dumb

    00:39:46 - the great wall of china

    00:41:36 - china is beautiful

    00:43:00 - henry went to the expo in japan

    00:46:33 - gatorade = piss

    00:48:26 - notable photos in history

    00:51:45 - the first underwater photo

    00:53:39 - henry's weekly fish fact

    00:56:33 - jackson's weekly pretty poem

    01:04:44 - jackson has been making music with modular synthesis

    01:09:45 - zohran mamdani won the primary

    01:12:53 - henry has an awesome political conversation

    01:14:15 - tesla self driving is being tested in the real world

    01:16:14 - waymo cars

    01:18:06 - the tesla strategy vs the waymo strategy

    01:23:40 - its more real than its ever been

    01:24:59 - tesla's self driving technology is simply inferior

    01:27:58 - what does tesla look like without elon in the picture

    01:29:12 - elon cheats in video games to look cool

    01:31:36 - what makes people evil

    01:40:08 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 42 min
  • EP 106 - someone stole all of our eggs

    In this episode, camoflauge, magazines, and the big egg heist.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - henry loves going to the grocery store

    00:03:00 - dog racism

    00:04:28 - 3am at the grocery store

    00:06:28 - what is fun about going to the grocery store

    00:07:42 - welcome back to the show

    00:10:17 - what's henry's favorite color

    00:11:17 - i wish i could look at a dog

    00:13:19 - issues with traffic lights

    00:15:37 - dj toenail

    00:19:12 - why are rich people also buff

    00:20:15 - would you sleep (no sex) with the rock

    00:24:13 - sweater weather

    00:27:52 - camoflauge

    00:29:47 - what if we had camoflauge

    00:31:28 - colored contacts

    00:33:31 - camoflauge sunglasses

    00:35:40 - henry's mom just got contacts

    00:36:34 - telescopes and the electromagnetic spectrum of waves

    00:37:58 - microwaves

    00:40:43 - people don't know things

    00:42:05 - anxiety

    00:43:27 - the british

    00:45:23 - flipping a coin

    00:47:23 - attractive people in wheel chairs

    00:49:25 - jeopardy in the post trebek era

    00:52:04 - henry's weekly fish

    00:56:27 - 40,000 year old worm

    00:59:00 - zach got a cat

    01:02:06 - magazines

    01:04:34 - steve jobs started pixar

    01:05:24 - ads as entertainment

    01:06:41 - tabloids

    01:07:20 - tucker carlson got fired from fox news

    01:08:55 - magazines are deeply strange to jackson

    01:10:56 - some people don't have interests

    01:11:37 - trump is in the epstein files

    01:14:18 - jackson will not dodge the draft

    01:15:46 - what we would do in the military

    01:16:56 - would we win world war 3

    01:17:42 - the people in power

    01:19:46 - how to achieve world peace

    01:24:45 - jackson is a vegan now

    01:27:42 - giant egg theft

    01:30:50 - truckers have hard lives

    01:33:40 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 35 min
  • EP 105 - we solved the egg crisis with big eggs

    In this episode, building a bridge around the whole world, making big eggs, and the huge competitive Valorant cheating scandal.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - they should make big eggs

    00:01:19 - the plausability of this idea

    00:03:10 - sometimes the bat has nails on it

    00:06:40 - big egg = big breakfast

    00:08:43 - peta's horrible social media campaigns

    00:11:12 - welcome back to the show

    00:12:13 - people aren't buying eggs

    00:13:11 - plants are alive

    00:15:50 - artists never know what they are doing

    00:18:49 - toxic waste bunker full of toxic waste

    00:20:52 - soda stream

    00:22:48 - got milk?

    00:24:25 - hot tamale

    00:26:15 - cup of mushy peas vs bowl of mushy beas

    00:28:23 - chow

    00:29:07 - spiders georg

    00:32:16 - dogs that are beasts

    00:34:55 - henry has freak feet

    00:37:15 - poop flavored ice cream

    00:41:29 - the rehearsal, season 2

    00:43:23 - jackson could not be a pilot

    00:45:54 - can you reuse the plane that landed in the hudson

    00:48:52 - nathan fielder's side gig

    00:49:55 - tier 2 valorant match fixing

    00:55:51 - sports betting is easy and fun

    00:58:29 - gambling on a house

    01:01:41 - being a valorant pro in the modern era

    01:02:58 - this is why esports is effed up

    01:04:05 - hanging out with nadeshot

    01:05:39 - how nadeshot started juvee

    01:06:56 - bill nye the science guy

    01:08:20 - taylor swift got her masters back

    01:10:54 - henry wants to remove jeff bezos from his life

    01:13:59 - robert downey jr got away with it

    01:16:11 - celebrities "retiring"

    01:18:03 - the jonas brothers

    01:19:44 - oasis famously hates each other

    01:20:54 - jeff bezos wanted this

    01:23:55 - this might be a great idea

    01:26:37 - the amazon train

    01:27:46 - jackson doesn't think we'll have planes soon

    01:28:55 - building a sky bridge around the entire earth

    01:40:33 - guns are crazy

    01:41:35 - henry's fish fact

    01:43:29 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 45 min
  • EP 104 - we went to a japanese strip club

    In this episode, Henry returns from Japan, the Nintendo Switch 2 releases, and the boys have some qualms with Mario Kart World.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - we're inside the hole

    00:01:04 - we're not gonna get on a list

    00:01:47 - geoff keighley

    00:02:55 - new hideo kojima game

    00:04:44 - geoff keighley can be paid off

    00:06:01 - splitgate 2

    00:07:25 - every boss in every game ever

    00:08:58 - flava of love

    00:10:54 - welcome back to the show

    00:11:46 - henry used up all his luck

    00:13:23 - henry saw a celebrity in japan

    00:14:18 - travel/family content creators

    00:16:49 - henry went to japan

    00:18:09 - new henry lore

    00:19:25 - henry goes to a bar in japan

    00:24:02 - henry meets a guy from north korea

    00:26:31 - henry ends up in a japanese strip club

    00:33:20 - japan's economy

    00:37:13 - offsetting environmental harm

    00:39:15 - solar panel roof

    00:40:28 - strip clubs are so sad

    00:44:54 - henry changed his flight to get the switch 2

    00:46:39 - jackson did not stand on business

    00:48:23 - jackson went to the midnight release of the switch 2

    00:50:25 - jackson was on tv (probably)

    00:52:22 - average midnight release experience

    00:54:37 - henry's worst retail experience ever

    01:02:03 - we have a lot to say about mario kart world

    01:03:43 - 80 dollar game

    01:05:51 - playable characters and costumes

    01:07:12 - grand prix and knockout

    01:11:12 - the online experience

    01:12:15 - free roam

    01:13:28 - movement tech is all gone

    01:16:38 - competitive balance

    01:19:46 - there's no reason to do anything at all

    01:22:52 - not crazy about all this

    01:26:23 - mario kart as a launch title

    01:31:32 - the switch 2 runs so well

    01:34:25 - ign reviews

    01:35:25 - henry's weekly fish fact

    01:39:49 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 42 min
  • EP 103 - elmo gets laid off (ft. zach)

    In this episode, our thoughts on country music, Elmo gets laid off, and we reminisce about Star Wars.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - audiojungle

    00:01:30 - soulmates

    00:04:53 - ai dating

    00:06:40 - ai does not have rizz

    00:08:31 - welcome back to the show

    00:10:22 - zach's alter ego

    00:12:36 - jackson hates jelly roll

    00:15:24 - zach hates country music

    00:19:23 - zach's beige flag

    00:21:10 - picky eaters

    00:22:05 - jackson's cereal takes

    00:25:40 - zach looks like moistcr1tikal

    00:26:17 - how would zach describe jackson in 3 words

    00:29:24 - the jackson situation is crazy

    00:31:32 - zach's thoughts on ishowspeed

    00:32:45 - we're all the same

    00:34:06 - raccoon guy

    00:36:01 - urban raccoons

    00:37:36 - raccoons are ancient

    00:38:37 - how do scantrons work

    00:40:24 - the fedex logo

    00:41:27 - would zach bail jackson out of jail

    00:43:26 - instagram poetry be like

    00:44:14 - could you have been a pilgrim

    00:46:17 - roanoke colony disappearance

    00:48:35 - ancient aliens

    00:50:08 - 2001: a space odyssey

    00:51:22 - movie night

    00:52:45 - elmo got laid off

    00:54:35 - game inventor rick wallace won't reply to my email

    00:55:44 - zach has two raccoon plushies

    00:56:09 - we should get on tv

    00:57:40 - zach vs flirty women at the bar

    01:05:57 - ai darth vader says slurs

    01:07:12 - zach watched the original star wars trilogy

    01:08:16 - dune vs star wars

    01:12:15 - star wars games

    01:13:34 - the xbox 360 kinect

    01:15:20 - dead or alive: extreme beach volleyball

    01:20:46 - what is jackson's most annoying trait

    01:22:06 - jackson describes zach in 3 words

    01:24:24 - what is zach's most annoying trait

    01:27:34 - average conversation at one thirty in the morning

    01:29:43 - rum and gin

    01:31:31 - its season 2 now

    01:32:55 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 35 min
  • EP 102 - japan versus wyoming

    In this episode, Henry is going to Japan again, scran, and game inventor Rick Wallace continues to dodge our hard hitting questions.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - henry took an online course

    00:01:05 - the difference between empathizing and sympathizing

    00:02:24 - fred durst pose

    00:04:34 - scran

    00:05:53 - garbage plate

    00:08:33 - dunkin coffee

    00:10:28 - america has bathrooms

    00:11:27 - welcome back to the show

    00:11:57 - henry's rose, thorn, and bud of going to japan

    00:14:26 - hell is real and it is the airport

    00:16:45 - what is henry doing in japan

    00:19:15 - numbers in japanese

    00:20:50 - japanese denim

    00:22:11 - henry gets a japanese stylist

    00:25:10 - japanese people don't have blue eyes

    00:28:11 - ethnicity

    00:31:14 - henry wants a robe

    00:32:41 - why can't you bring a sword on a plane

    00:35:08 - the giant mech in wyoming

    00:38:43 - japan vs wyoming, on transportation

    00:40:53 - 7 eleven

    00:41:43 - wyoming has a burgeoning fashion industry

    00:44:38 - wall drug

    00:46:47 - jackson wants to go to hudson bay

    00:49:57 - place, wyoming

    00:51:24 - place, greece

    00:52:24 - what do cows eat

    00:54:05 - would henry survive on a desert island

    00:54:03 - henry's weekly fish fact

    00:56:57 - jackson puts in a request for next week

    00:58:56 - game inventor, rick wallace

    01:02:25 - the harpoon meta

    01:03:25 - china's aggressive moves in the south china sea

    01:04:44 - fish or dumpling

    01:05:44 - onigiri

    01:07:13 - weirdest food at the county fair

    01:09:23 - rice as a snack

    01:10:35 - jackson is in a band

    01:12:24 - jackson's roommate moved out

    01:14:47 - trojan onigiri

    01:16:27 - british people haven't done anything

    01:21:49 - who is more african

    01:23:10 - how american are we

    01:25:26 - the q

    01:28:19 - buying a house in china

    01:29:52 - henry wants a turret on his house

    01:31:44 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 33 min

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