Waste Management

Waste Management

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  • EP 121 - raccoons are ruining my life

    In this episode, fight videos, Greg, and the raccoon situation.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - who let the samoyeds out

    00:01:36 - sawdust smoothie

    00:02:41 - the sarcophagus of the self

    00:05:46 - shareholder value

    00:08:31 - welcome back to the show

    00:10:11 - getting knives sharpened

    00:11:28 - jackson makes rocks think

    00:13:32 - everything's a rock

    00:15:37 - henry doesn't know what his own rear end looks like

    00:16:48 - valliumwithhat

    00:19:20 - we post fight videos gone wrong

    00:20:06 - dogwithinstagramaccount

    00:22:24 - this is your brain on tylenol

    00:26:10 - the pokemon type chart

    00:29:30 - sand type

    00:30:28 - the next rotom form

    00:31:49 - jackson's raccoon situation

    00:40:47 - sam's graduation

    00:41:50 - the smiths

    00:42:58 - greg the cashapp sheep

    00:54:23 - henry asks for feedback on his poem from last week

    00:56:46 - henry's fish of the week

    00:59:37 - the boys attempt an improvised jazz number

    01:03:12 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:04:44 - henry loves living in los angeles

    01:09:36 - the boys get a little philosophical

    01:14:45 - lofi girl

    01:16:43 - the most inconvenient mp3 player

    01:17:58 - silksong is not a switch game

    01:31:30 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 33 min
  • EP 120 - the denae's diner debacle

    In this episode, Henry talks about his deep knowledge of comedy, Lil Nas X goes to jail, and Jackson starts war with just about everyone.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - bald henry

    00:02:03 - the new trend thats sweeping the nation

    00:03:01 - rfk's voice

    00:04:28 - genghis khan was the first pimp

    00:07:56 - commune roles

    00:10:56 - welcome back to the show

    00:12:13 - henry wants to decorate his room

    00:13:43 - henry names every comedian he knows

    00:16:36 - dax flame is funnier than george carlin

    00:20:32 - gianmarco soresi's standup special

    00:22:32 - henry is a shawarma of a man

    00:23:13 - jackson has beef with denae's diner

    00:27:13 - proposing at a baseball game

    00:29:17 - henry is a chameleon

    00:30:50 - this is a certified 6 7 moment

    00:33:01 - comedians who aren't funny

    00:35:02 - it all comes back to toyota usa

    00:36:21 - dodecahedron salt

    00:38:47 - mschf

    00:40:09 - lil nas x goes to prison

    00:41:08 - the met gala

    00:43:18 - clipse and pharrell

    00:47:50 - how does denae's stack up to sunny's

    00:50:13 - the land of ooo

    00:52:08 - cave climbing and cave sleep

    00:55:52 - vacation

    00:57:21 - free hat

    00:59:46 - circling back to gianmarco

    01:01:06 - jackson's fish of the week

    01:05:57 - henry's pretty poem

    01:07:54 - jackson hasn't been to the dentist in 5 years

    01:11:40 - we're not made for kneeling

    01:19:08 - church has lowkey bangers

    01:21:04 - bahá'í

    01:23:59 - the end of truck month

    01:24:56 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 28 min
  • EP 119 - what is the best truck for your buck

    In this episode, Canadian Super Pigs, school bus nostalgia, and the Gen Z revolution in Nepal.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - canadian super pigs are nearly impossible to stop

    00:02:44 - oinks

    00:05:19 - queen ants

    00:07:45 - big space mirror

    00:08:47 - welcome back to the show

    00:09:17 - ethan is the worst

    00:11:51 - jackson is the owner of a dredge

    00:12:49 - henry is improving at rock climbing

    00:15:02 - old man balls

    00:17:07 - how to climb the corporate ladder

    00:19:52 - clipse performs at the vatican

    00:24:05 - hate list

    00:25:44 - henry has a really good bit

    00:28:19 - ai girlfriend

    00:30:00 - every pope gets one rule

    00:32:04 - french fryday

    00:34:59 - everyone comes back to ohio

    00:36:26 - cornhole

    00:37:45 - dude perfect went to space

    00:40:09 - nasa fakes the images of the earth

    00:42:04 - we miss the school bus

    00:44:20 - would you do school all over again

    00:46:05 - jackson's laketran experience

    00:49:45 - the bullet bullet train

    00:51:28 - the mascot of america

    00:53:30 - horse girl game horse died

    00:55:36 - merchandise for america's mascot

    00:58:33 - gen z revolution in nepal

    01:05:38 - henry's fish of the week

    01:10:06 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:11:34 - truck tier list

    01:12:59 - what even is a truck

    01:17:44 - fire truck

    01:18:40 - monster truck

    01:20:51 - dump truck

    01:22:12 - box truck

    01:23:44 - 18 wheeler

    01:24:44 - refridgerator truck and food truck

    01:27:27 - crane truck

    01:29:03 - concrete mixer truck

    01:30:25 - log carrier truck

    01:33:49 - tanker truck

    01:35:30 - garbage truck

    01:36:22 - tow truck

    01:37:55 - mail truck

    01:39:03 - snow plow truck

    01:41:55 - car carrier truck

    01:42:48 - the motor home

    01:45:15 - livestock truck

    01:46:15 - pickup truck

    01:46:47 - ambulance

    01:48:48 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 51 min
  • EP 118 - death, dissonance, and silksong

    In this episode, Charlie Kirk, the dissonant future of politics, and Hollow Knight Silksong finally arrives.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - where do you go when you go to sleep

    00:01:03 - what port numbers do you have open, girl

    00:02:22 - dream catchers

    00:03:20 - indian netflix

    00:04:30 - how do dream catchers work

    00:05:53 - the lore of hollow knight

    00:07:43 - jackson is a sprite guy

    00:08:54 - welcome back to the show

    00:09:16 - the lebron of zbrush

    00:10:18 - mj vs lebron

    00:11:25 - kevin love

    00:13:42 - jazz

    00:15:19 - having conversations with tech people

    00:19:00 - charlie kirk got shot

    00:24:12 - henry's great shark tank idea

    00:24:54 - gen z revolution in nepal

    00:25:37 - new era of political dissonance

    00:30:43 - things get better

    00:32:28 - airport control

    00:34:51 - lets wish it well

    00:37:13 - steam vs eshop

    00:40:24 - metroidvanias are bad

    00:44:08 - 7 years later, silksong is here

    00:51:21 - the weight of expectations

    00:52:40 - henry has a gameplay question

    00:53:53 - the cuphead tutorial guy

    00:55:28 - hk vs ss

    00:57:20 - silk song at the game awards

    01:01:09 - geoff keighley and hideo kojima

    01:02:49 - norman reedus

    01:04:17 - the main antagonist

    01:05:54 - the australian bridge

    01:07:27 - convenience island

    01:08:53 - sardines are the food of portugal

    01:11:44 - henry's favorite fact about portugal

    01:14:03 - henry's fish of the week

    01:17:48 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:21:07 - the video

    01:22:06 - hitting the truck quota

    01:23:52 - zohran's historic campaign

    01:25:37 - making some stuff up about nepal

    01:27:46 - henry's gonna run for president

    01:30:18 - jackson thinks french fries are vegetables

    01:31:57 - jelly car

    01:33:30 - what did we learn today


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 37 min
  • EP 117 - the return of truck month

    In this episode, Craigslist, the other list, and the return of Truck Month.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - the real reason to use apple instead of android

    00:02:36 - the time keeper

    00:03:56 - regretful addicts

    00:06:00 - allergies

    00:09:32 - welcome back to the show

    00:11:09 - 18 wheelers

    00:12:36 - big rigging

    00:15:31 - love's

    00:17:36 - the everything sandwich

    00:20:51 - craigslist

    00:24:31 - they released the list

    00:27:36 - the countdown

    00:30:00 - the christmas ice cream machine

    00:32:39 - santa claus

    00:33:43 - that magic guy

    00:35:30 - ishowspeed lambo jump

    00:36:58 - preacher live streamer

    00:38:15 - the jesuits

    00:41:12 - jackson doesn't like eminem

    00:43:02 - gay truckers association

    00:44:34 - first bad ass trucker

    00:45:37 - trucking brings us together

    00:47:30 - trucks are for everyone

    00:49:17 - here's why jackson doesn't like train people

    00:50:41 - plague doctor mask

    00:51:38 - tomato bath

    00:53:01 - henry's dad uses horse shampoo

    00:54:31 - horse flu

    00:57:08 - dangerous pets

    00:58:38 - dog breeds

    01:01:28 - temptation

    01:04:17 - henry's fish of the week

    01:07:21 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:08:35 - who wants to be a truckionaire

    01:30:35 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 33 min
  • EP 116 - the straight line city

    In this episode, The Line, rock climbing, and the best body part to lose.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - our favorite bowers

    00:01:00 - the silk road

    00:02:45 - the line

    00:05:08 - geometric gardening shop

    00:06:48 - cat girls are real

    00:11:10 - peanut butter air

    00:11:43 - welcome back to the show

    00:12:00 - jackson's first day in his new apartment

    00:15:06 - rock climbing is hard

    00:16:58 - bones or no bones

    00:17:43 - henry is like phineas

    00:19:35 - we should give china a corn castle

    00:22:59 - boat swim

    00:24:14 - rectangles

    00:25:23 - the las vegas sphere

    00:30:32 - amber alerts

    00:32:26 - the boy who cried wolf

    00:34:31 - the terracotta army

    00:36:28 - henry's family messing around in the waymo

    00:38:21 - jackson thinks going to the gym is bad

    00:43:24 - can cyborg say cl*nker

    00:44:30 - the logic dilemma

    00:47:09 - can cyborg say cl*nker part 2

    00:47:58 - are the teen titans even teens

    00:50:12 - flesh arm vs robot arm

    00:53:55 - the only good body part to lose

    00:57:15 - henry would miss the physical sensations

    00:59:47 - blowjob or paycheck

    01:08:51 - henry's fish of the week

    01:12:16 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:14:02 - the art of the private story

    01:15:28 - jackson loves reading the comments

    01:19:20 - sabrina carpenter is just taylor swift runoff

    01:21:08 - it all trickles down from disney channel

    01:25:00 - being typecasted

    01:27:59 - women voice acting young boys

    01:29:37 - saw trap bit

    01:31:20 - every hole needs to be filled

    01:32:22 - olympic shitting

    01:37:36 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 40 min
  • EP 115 - you're gonna want your log a little bit wet

    In this episode, we start a casino, we go to couples therapy, and the WNBA.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - henry's bootcamp

    00:01:00 - crawling through a big mud pit

    00:02:24 - energy fields

    00:03:02 - alexander graham bell

    00:05:37 - will we ever get to mars

    00:07:12 - michelle obama took away the bacon

    00:08:29 - natural blue

    00:09:51 - welcome back to the show

    00:10:17 - cinnamon roll

    00:12:29 - lactic

    00:13:59 - do books have opinions

    00:15:39 - omitting the truth

    00:22:52 - breaching containment

    00:24:13 - the imagine dragons cover band

    00:25:55 - hr

    00:26:54 - we go to couple therapy

    00:28:04 - ai is bad

    00:29:47 - sometimes stereotypes are correct

    00:32:26 - linkedin premium

    00:34:09 - dredgers only

    00:35:30 - we need a new tumblr

    00:37:16 - absolutely vile bathroom

    00:39:53 - casette players are stupid

    00:41:16 - patch notes for science

    00:43:56 - we're gonna start a casino

    00:48:41 - the mario car

    00:51:10 - jackson wants to live the good life

    00:57:36 - the drug user's dilemma

    00:58:56 - henry's fish of the week

    01:03:17 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:07:07 - the hudson hornet

    01:08:33 - could sam be an f1 driver

    01:13:16 - bronny sucks at basketball

    01:15:24 - nepotism in sports

    01:17:52 - the wnba

    01:22:55 - jackson doesn't understand hate

    01:24:33 - you want your log a little bit wet

    01:30:51 - what are we talking about

    01:32:35 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 34 min
  • EP 114 - smoking 100 cigarettes in a day

    In this episode, the daily life of a dredge operator, our take on the fourth American city, and recent revolutions in the cigarette space.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - hi brent

    00:00:28 - emma found a catch for henry

    00:03:16 - the fourth american city

    00:05:14 - texas

    00:07:00 - philly

    00:07:48 - henry's mom is old

    00:10:12 - geographic diversity

    00:12:02 - atlanta

    00:14:07 - welcome back to the show

    00:15:50 - the rock climbing playlist

    00:18:09 - mario and sonic at the olympic games

    00:19:23 - we will live on forever on the internet

    00:20:23 - dredge operators

    00:21:41 - the power of the president

    00:23:25 - the life of a dredge operator

    00:25:18 - mgk

    00:29:20 - your coworker at romeo's pizza

    00:31:16 - we gotta wrangle the preteens

    00:33:05 - weird guy who works at usps

    00:35:35 - henry is a cry baby

    00:37:20 - the taste of punjab

    00:41:28 - jackson did a drug screening

    00:44:58 - henry's fish of the week

    00:47:30 - jackson's pretty poem (freestyle edition)

    00:51:54 - philosophical mario questions

    00:53:52 - queen vs the beatles

    00:55:14 - are the beatles overrated

    00:57:44 - we are starting an imagine dragons cover band

    00:59:09 - henry's awesome drunken bit idea

    01:05:09 - we are changing the film industry forever

    01:07:00 - how to grab people's attention

    01:09:38 - gold bars by macy's

    01:11:54 - the zombie apocalypse

    01:12:40 - bobble heads

    01:13:38 - monopoly

    01:16:38 - you are not immune to cigarettes

    01:18:04 - nicotine patches

    01:20:06 - smoking 100 cigs a day to get high speed rail

    01:21:47 - 4 beer 2 cigarette speedrun challenge

    01:23:18 - nicotine patch condom

    01:26:58 - chicken curry

    01:27:59 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 32 min
  • EP 113 - the heroic origins of the first plumber

    In this episode, the history of the plumber, FRTs, and dog fighting.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - plumbers save lives

    00:01:50 - flag for nurses

    00:03:02 - radiologists

    00:04:27 - achilles heel

    00:08:15 - welcome back to the show

    00:08:55 - the most difficult place to get poop out of

    00:12:40 - never wear a cape

    00:13:52 - henry hates small dogs

    00:16:46 - michael vick dog fighting

    00:19:26 - the distinguised golden retriever

    00:21:36 - achieving connection with earth crystals

    00:26:18 - we should be thankful for the surface tension of water

    00:27:47 - lake erie is low on oxygen

    00:29:03 - drain gang

    00:30:45 - bronny is 20 years old

    00:33:23 - the doorstop

    00:35:02 - trees

    00:36:42 - we love the iphone

    00:38:58 - nokia

    00:40:00 - reinventing the calculator

    00:41:00 - waste of economic activity

    00:42:59 - plumbers live in higher dimensions

    00:44:14 - music club: "vanisher, horizon scraper" by quadeca

    00:50:31 - what music do they use to torture people in north korea

    00:51:31 - sonny moore

    00:52:38 - the first plumber

    00:55:26 - the sewer system

    00:57:10 - plumbers can fast travel through the sewers

    00:58:11 - pokemon plumbing edition

    01:05:03 - john senior's crazy backstory

    01:07:13 - the new york basketball team

    01:09:05 - the plumbers killed all the giants

    01:10:09 - sam is addicted to x

    01:11:22 - politicians are so stupid

    01:14:02 - racist statues

    01:16:10 - lebron is a national hero

    01:18:00 - lebron for president

    01:23:45 - henry's fish of the week (fish fact edition)

    01:26:47 - jackson's pretty poem

    01:27:54 - preteens

    01:28:28 - the next republican that runs for president

    01:30:24 - the next democrat that runs for president

    01:31:33 - the importance of the debate

    01:33:26 - obama is a person

    01:34:15 - the obama podcast

    01:35:06 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 37 min
  • EP 112 - my car (almost) exploded

    In this episode, moving troubles, music club, and the New Brunswick Yacht Club.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - a quick throwback

    00:01:10 - today's market movers

    00:02:47 - tacky tattoos

    00:03:56 - the fifth third building

    00:05:05 - brand partnership

    00:07:22 - middle name sponsorship

    00:08:25 - racist sexist website app

    00:10:05 - new brunswick yacht club

    00:13:14 - welcome back to the show

    00:15:36 - henry moved to los angeles

    00:18:29 - henry has a will

    00:19:55 - henry goes to bricktown

    00:26:05 - henry's car gets broken into

    00:32:42 - jackson's car troubles

    00:37:17 - jackson gets his dream car

    00:38:41 - jackson's car (almost) exploded

    00:40:38 - jackie chan was in lego ninjago

    00:41:50 - the zelda timeline

    00:42:49 - jackson saw the google maps car

    00:44:08 - snake charmer

    00:45:51 - henry will die from lung cancer

    00:47:31 - henry's fish of the week

    00:50:20 - what happened to henry's fish

    00:51:23 - is a snail a fish

    00:52:01 - jackson's pretty poem

    00:56:32 - music club part 1: "let god sort em out" by clipse

    01:06:23 - music club part 2: "don't tap the glass" by tyler, the creator

    01:19:28 - igor and flower boy

    01:22:23 - preview for next music club

    01:27:32 - henry wants to pick an album for music club

    01:28:49 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 31 min

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