Waste Management

Waste Management

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  • EP 101 - the new pope must dispel the evil spirits

    In this episode, we find new ways to dispell evil spirits, the new pope, and the wonderful scran of the world.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - mother teresa is dead

    00:01:05 - mouse trap trampoline

    00:03:32 - marques brownlee plays ultimate frisbee

    00:05:38 - changing the playing field

    00:08:04 - dispelling evil spirits

    00:12:25 - welcome back to the show

    00:13:22 - reuse, reduce, recycle

    00:16:03 - the skinny car

    00:17:49 - dangerous design

    00:19:37 - stable coin

    00:20:10 - the moonblade

    00:21:03 - the sword in the stone

    00:22:29 - logan paul has a daughter

    00:24:46 - music club, mr. morale & the big steppers

    00:28:18 - rap as a genre

    00:31:35 - the heart part 5

    00:33:37 - favorite moments from mm&tbs

    00:36:00 - least favorite moments

    00:37:58 - takeaways from kendrick lamar

    00:43:43 - what's next for music club

    00:46:56 - pope leo

    00:50:02 - scran

    00:53:26 - who has the best scran

    00:55:28 - the pope is not very holy

    00:57:18 - every pope has to be humble

    00:58:28 - how old does the pope have to be

    01:00:12 - matpat gave the pope a copy of undertale

    01:02:42 - what would you gift the pope

    01:07:51 - what is a bridal shower

    01:11:05 - many blessings

    01:12:20 - alien choir band

    01:13:33 - music is all made up anyway

    01:17:12 - henry's weekly fish fact

    01:19:48 - are the evil spirits in the room with us

    01:22:41 - snake venom and alcohol

    01:24:54 - sandwiches

    01:27:17 - what country has the most evil spirits

    01:30:35 - we're just doing jujutsu kaisen

    01:31:53 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 34 min
  • EP 100, SEASON 1 FINALE - a fortnite movie (ft. emma & sam)

    In this episode, winner takes all.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    Follow Emma:

    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/peachpitcrochet/


    Follow Sam:

    Sam did not want to plug anything


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - dribbling

    00:01:25 - rugby

    00:02:42 - lactose

    00:03:48 - cheese is mold

    00:04:47 - setting the record straight

    00:06:01 - guiness world records

    00:07:01 - what would you say for ten million bucks

    00:08:49 - ohio legends

    00:10:39 - mgk

    00:12:04 - welcome back to the show

    00:12:46 - would you rather be mike tyson or jake paul

    00:14:27 - henry does his best kermit the frog impression

    00:16:38 - obama osama

    00:18:13 - sam has an interesting favorite flavor of ice cream

    00:19:39 - henry's weekly fish fact

    00:23:48 - ai keeps glazing

    00:25:59 - asking chatgpt what our iq is

    00:28:51 - the ocean vs space

    00:31:13 - the danger of ai

    00:32:50 - moving things in your mind

    00:34:36 - the microwave of the future

    00:36:49 - old execution methods

    00:38:00 - ornate curtains

    00:39:23 - sculptures in cleveland, ohio

    00:40:51 - pointless art

    00:43:09 - henry wants to bring back the trojan horse

    00:45:16 - pinata

    00:46:50 - the reverse trojan horse

    00:48:14 - the blue ak is the rare one

    00:49:29 - counter strike gambling

    00:50:37 - malta and monaco

    00:52:42 - free v bucks machine

    00:55:08 - who isn't in fortnite

    00:57:22 - classic viral youtube prank

    00:58:49 - jackson throws rocks out the bus window

    01:00:00 - gold

    01:01:31 - its like wakanda

    01:03:29 - jade and its healing properties

    01:05:18 - introducing the last competition of the season

    01:07:16 - the rules

    01:08:23 - deciding the order

    01:10:33 - jackson is up first

    01:13:05 - the moonblade

    01:19:31 - sam is up next

    01:20:57 - the skinny car

    01:27:38 - and last but not least, its henry's turn

    01:29:00 - henry takes us through the entire history of western cinema

    01:36:02 - the strategy

    01:38:14 - a fortnite movie

    01:39:59 - q and also a

    01:46:25 - who's your favorite shark on shark tank

    01:48:18 - how much money is henry seeking

    01:49:53 - emma considers all the offers

    01:53:06 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 55 min
  • EP 99 - the college survival guide

    In this episode, bees, fish, and how to survive college.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - its a big day for us

    00:01:24 - perfect pitch

    00:03:09 - lavendar fields

    00:04:23 - why do bees die when they sting

    00:12:47 - welcome back to the show

    00:13:30 - what animal is the best at basketball

    00:16:23 - lebron washes an orangutang in b ball

    00:18:30 - richard parker

    00:21:40 - you can friend with it all

    00:23:37 - game inventor, rick wallace

    00:25:59 - is a jellyfish a fish

    00:27:12 - what is coral

    00:31:11 - river monsters

    00:33:12 - can fish see the water

    00:34:14 - fishdle has some issues

    00:36:03 - they found all the fish

    00:38:36 - has a fish ever watched a movie

    00:42:49 - running a science experiment about this

    00:43:30 - henry's weekly fish fact

    00:45:15 - shout out rick wallace

    00:46:14 - we survived college

    00:48:28 - terrible advice

    00:52:48 - you should probably study

    00:53:45 - make a calendar

    00:55:58 - get to know your prof

    01:00:34 - its not that serious

    01:01:35 - earnst & young

    01:05:14 - don't stay in school

    01:07:04 - the mess hall

    01:11:44 - don't buy textbooks

    01:14:54 - maybe don't go to college

    01:17:15 - consistency

    01:19:15 - jackson took a film class

    01:23:52 - the university of austin

    01:26:27 - don't

    01:27:46 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 29 min
  • EP 98 - what is a freezer shirt

    In this episode, the chopped huzz, freezer shirts, and Nintendo glazers.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - its a me, mario

    00:01:16 - the year of luigi

    00:03:06 - the year of the cow

    00:04:30 - d1 catcaller

    00:05:47 - lab grown diamonds

    00:06:55 - silver and gold

    00:11:19 - clay balls

    00:13:42 - welcome back to the show

    00:14:45 - christiano ronaldo's youtube channel

    00:18:16 - just a boy from rosario

    00:20:49 - the christmas spirit

    00:23:35 - the dentist is a scam

    00:24:55 - putting the chopped huzz on the world stage

    00:28:04 - cosplay

    00:29:08 - vore

    00:30:50 - everyone's a chopped huzz

    00:34:44 - celebrity hall pass

    00:36:12 - freezer shirt

    00:38:20 - earthworm jim

    00:40:25 - henry's kitchen is a mess

    00:42:04 - the sanctity of book club has been violated

    00:46:08 - book club used to be intellectual

    00:47:58 - the red chair

    00:49:14 - sex sells

    00:50:19 - place, japan

    00:51:42 - henry had a burger

    00:53:52 - ten million dollar stock competition update

    00:56:12 - jackson's octopath traveller rant

    01:03:02 - indiana jones and the bombastic rhombus

    01:04:01 - sex with hitler 4

    01:05:40 - bob the freaky ahh builder

    01:07:20 - what is henry talking about

    01:08:11 - kirby got mouth game

    01:09:54 - nin★chris

    01:11:40 - jackson is not gonna buy the nintendo switch 2

    01:14:13 - pokemon fans be like

    01:17:53 - nintendo glazers

    01:21:33 - amiibo

    01:24:07 - do something more

    01:26:59 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 28 min
  • EP 97 - the ten million dollar competition

    In this episode, we place high steaks bets on our future.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - jackson lets henry open it up

    00:02:38 - henry saw the minecraft movie

    00:05:17 - redbox

    00:07:52 - four twenty

    00:09:31 - the second police officer

    00:11:18 - easter weed

    00:12:08 - welcome back to the show

    00:12:56 - the ten million dollar challenge

    00:14:30 - the steaks

    00:17:12 - the coin flip

    00:19:12 - henry picks nvidia

    00:22:27 - jackson picks apple

    00:22:45 - henry picks microsoft

    00:23:37 - jackson picks crowdstrike

    00:25:56 - henry picks starbucks

    00:27:26 - jackson picks visa

    00:28:51 - henry picks discover

    00:29:50 - jackson picks costco

    00:33:54 - henry picks dell

    00:36:33 - jackson picks t mobile

    00:37:22 - henry picks procter and gamble

    00:37:49 - jackson picks philip morris international

    00:38:52 - henry picks morgan stanley

    00:39:47 - jackson picks general dynamics

    00:40:48 - henry picks lyft

    00:44:36 - jackson picks novartis ag

    00:45:36 - henry picks cbdmd

    00:49:11 - jackson picks shell

    00:49:46 - henry picks bp

    00:50:22 - jackson picks netflix

    00:52:39 - can we beat the market

    00:54:45 - can we beat randomly chosen stocks

    00:55:45 - picking the wildcard stocks

    00:57:13 - gamestop

    01:00:08 - unitedhealth group

    01:01:25 - trump media & technology corporation

    01:03:12 - webull

    01:03:46 - microstrategy

    01:04:52 - jetblue

    01:07:15 - frontier group holdings

    01:07:59 - reddit

    01:09:29 - rumble

    01:10:13 - moderna

    01:11:47 - the game is a foot

    01:13:06 - our plan to influence the markets

    01:15:24 - what if the market crashes

    01:16:30 - we just like steak

    01:18:27 - the dark truth of the new york times best seller

    01:20:40 - doping

    01:22:47 - how will our portfolios do

    01:25:28 - music club

    01:28:00 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 30 min
  • EP 96 - eating breakfast in the bathroom

    In this episode, eating breakfast in the bathroom, what are pretzels made out of, and Henry goes on a date with a witch.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - henry's morning routine

    00:01:16 - pee and poop

    00:02:53 - asparagus

    00:03:38 - lice

    00:06:31 - welcome back to the show

    00:08:31 - bartholomew

    00:09:54 - oscar, the deer lover

    00:12:49 - henry, ruler of the house

    00:15:34 - what is a pretzel

    00:21:41 - jackson likes cleaning the toilet

    00:22:27 - henry's torterous toilet experience

    00:24:33 - who lives closer to the ocean

    00:26:31 - where do pretzels come from

    00:27:44 - pills crack boy fill the dough in her

    00:30:04 - does kim jong un know about movies

    00:31:06 - donald trump in espanol

    00:32:01 - french canadian

    00:33:21 - henry gets a lot of clips

    00:34:26 - the east and west side are the same

    00:37:32 - why does west virginia exist

    00:38:21 - reorganizing the united states

    00:46:50 - eating breakfast in the bathroom

    00:50:41 - eating cereal in the shower

    00:54:16 - jackson has never been racist

    00:56:26 - comedy tackles the tough topics

    00:58:50 - jerry seinfeld's age gap relationship

    01:00:00 - henry takes the dating preferences quiz

    01:08:00 - dating job application

    01:10:34 - who can match our freak

    01:12:15 - the switch 2 pre order

    01:13:23 - henry is moving to los angeles

    01:15:55 - scraping the snow off your car

    01:19:13 - would you save the woman or the turtle

    01:20:31 - would henry date a witch

    01:25:52 - henry goes on a date with a witch

    01:30:12 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 33 min
  • EP 95 - nintendo is doomed

    In this episode, all things the Nintendo Switch 2, the splash zone, and Henry meets an interesting guy.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - the sonic ethos

    00:01:05 - butterscotch

    00:02:54 - steel trees

    00:04:50 - lemons

    00:06:12 - the suez canal and the nordstream pipeline

    00:07:29 - welcome back to the swag hut

    00:07:44 - cool hat

    00:12:50 - the swag hut

    00:15:14 - hibachi

    00:18:18 - jackson hates shrimp

    00:19:34 - henry hates things with lots of legs

    00:20:43 - jackson's big day

    00:27:03 - allergy season is here

    00:28:29 - henry likes lowes

    00:30:00 - henry's big day

    00:33:10 - henry's architecture blues

    00:37:53 - the splash zone

    00:38:44 - henry went to the ball

    00:41:07 - henry's crazy lyft driver

    00:48:38 - the hopi prophecy and time travel

    00:51:45 - edgar rice burroughs

    00:53:49 - the education system

    00:55:54 - dj khaled didn't finish hot ones

    00:58:39 - the nintendo switch 2

    01:01:22 - the mario kart world pricing problem

    01:08:57 - xbox is getting whooped

    01:11:28 - gaming was always expensive

    01:15:52 - kirby air ride

    01:16:56 - what we're most excited about

    01:19:58 - from software

    01:21:49 - silksong + deltarune

    01:24:07 - soda drinker pro

    01:25:11 - the minecraft movie predictions

    01:26:47 - music club, good kid maad city edition

    01:35:20 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 37 min
  • EP 94 - we rewrote the constitution

    In this episode, the dark truth of Glitterex, the history of blimps, and we make new ammendments to the constitution.


    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - jackson is a master of theming

    00:01:52 - star signs

    00:04:46 - whats your animal

    00:05:45 - whats your harry potter house

    00:08:10 - narwhals

    00:10:11 - rocks are smarter than fish

    00:11:11 - murder is smart

    00:13:38 - welcome back to the show

    00:15:00 - lester holt

    00:17:48 - why did old people talk like that

    00:20:34 - blimps

    00:22:37 - they should give a plane away

    00:24:07 - what country has the least amount of homeless people

    00:27:24 - why is mcdonalds on the new york stock exchange

    00:32:36 - you can't download books anymore

    00:35:20 - glitterex

    00:37:00 - cannons

    00:39:49 - the declaration

    00:41:10 - jackson's new ammendment

    00:45:24 - henry's new ammendment

    00:49:10 - what happens when you don't have a train ticket

    00:52:07 - disney cruise in afghanistan

    00:53:33 - rocket ship car

    00:55:00 - aerodynamics

    00:56:58 - handcar

    00:59:24 - glitterface

    01:00:55 - mascots

    01:04:45 - dave's cosmic subs

    01:06:18 - microcenter

    01:07:20 - henry's thoughts on grad school

    01:09:15 - mechanical keyboards

    01:13:07 - keyboards in different languages

    01:14:29 - iphone in mirror mode

    01:15:40 - just ai it

    01:17:38 - eating toothpaste

    01:19:45 - our drag get up

    01:22:38 - whats the deal with pokemon types

    01:33:11 - when's the next good pokemon game

    01:34:14 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 36 min
  • EP 93 - fish doorbell

    In this episode, the doorbell for fish, Jackson is hardstuck silver in Valorant, and a very crass conversation about elephants.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - henry was sick

    00:00:40 - jackson has never worn sunglasses in bed

    00:03:24 - when the cat wakes you up in the morning

    00:04:15 - fish are not good pets

    00:06:40 - fish doorbell

    00:09:44 - welcome back to the show

    00:10:24 - fish are almost human

    00:12:12 - cool science fact

    00:13:05 - cool science fact 2

    00:15:41 - jupiter's storm

    00:16:33 - ten years of tpab

    00:18:30 - music club

    00:23:23 - hooters is filing for bankruptcy

    00:25:50 - do people desire more or less

    00:27:20 - brofist

    00:28:29 - digital hug

    00:29:28 - jackson is hardstuck silver in valorant

    00:33:11 - we gotta up our c game

    00:35:16 - progress so far

    00:37:27 - dust specs

    00:38:36 - henry went to portugal

    00:41:58 - jackson is watching all the studio ghibli movies

    00:43:06 - whats the deal with airlines

    00:46:07 - henry ate at gordan ramsey's restaurant

    00:48:32 - gordan ramsey, the entertainer

    00:50:29 - hotel hell

    00:53:44 - survivor and total drama island

    00:55:19 - henry thinks he can survive

    00:57:29 - could we kill a deer

    01:00:06 - the most scared you could ever be

    01:01:16 - the donut bit

    01:03:36 - reyna has disappeared

    01:05:34 - the donut of baldur's gate 3

    01:12:58 - there are literally no fish

    01:14:49 - 3 interesting websites to go to when you're bored

    01:15:45 - top level domains

    01:18:27 - america needs an animal technology

    01:20:25 - otter oven

    01:21:20 - elephant elevator

    01:22:16 - that was a fish

    01:25:22 - elephant intercouse might be awesome

    01:32:14 - its just a fish probably

    01:33:21 - purchasing an expensive car

    01:36:46 - henry wants the erewhon sabrina carpenter smoothie

    01:37:59 - what happens on the sun

    01:39:23 - can dolphins breathe in space

    01:41:47 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 42 min
  • EP 92 - the last donut of the night (ft. angelo)

    In this episode, music club, our last meal, and we start a band.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    Follow Angelo:

    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/anhelomartini/


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - what would your alter ego be

    00:04:25 - angelo, the cyclops

    00:05:51 - alt accounts

    00:08:16 - welcome back to the show

    00:08:45 - playboi carti

    00:12:02 - put the album in the bag bro

    00:13:41 - the everything app

    00:14:57 - music club

    00:18:28 - is there too much art

    00:22:14 - good words

    00:23:35 - time: the donut of the heart

    00:25:53 - the donut of hispanic food

    00:27:30 - the united statesification of food

    00:29:19 - sometimes you just wake up as a murderer

    00:30:21 - angelo's last meal

    00:33:52 - jackson's last meal

    00:36:47 - ordering a single grape

    00:38:16 - angelo has a cat

    00:40:34 - the money cat

    00:42:19 - the cat chooses you

    00:43:57 - would jackson get a cat

    00:45:35 - cats vs dogs

    00:47:25 - jackson had pet frogs

    00:50:23 - jackson is rewatching all the ghibli movies

    00:51:58 - update on jackson's valorant grind

    00:54:30 - ness profile picture

    00:55:36 - the competitive game slump

    00:58:39 - climbing the ranks

    01:00:51 - tempering your expectations

    01:01:59 - what game would angelo go competitive in

    01:02:51 - disgraced former congressman george santos

    01:04:05 - whats special about counter strike

    01:06:37 - kids entertainment

    01:08:40 - attention as a kid

    01:11:25 - roblox

    01:14:30 - piano vs guitar

    01:21:10 - angelo wants to perform

    01:23:42 - waffle house

    01:25:39 - we're gonna start a band

    01:27:28 - uk rock and rap interlinked

    01:29:11 - angelo ranks five legendary hip hop producers

    01:38:07 - shout out thundercat

    01:40:07 - thanks for tuning in


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 41 min

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