Waste Management

Waste Management

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  • EP 81 - we got the coolest gift of all time

    In this episode, we talk about Christmas, aliens, and Jimmy Carter.


    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - elvis invented the peanutbutter and banana sandwich

    00:02:04 - jackson saw santa

    00:05:51 - welcome back to the show

    00:07:17 - hokusai's big wave

    00:09:49 - what did henry get for christmas

    00:10:57 - henry's house smells funky

    00:12:28 - what did jackson get for christmas

    00:13:50 - off button for the sun

    00:15:49 - henry is doing 75 hard

    00:19:32 - jackson does not like people

    00:21:46 - henry had to get an echeck

    00:24:35 - henry's mom is a drywall puncher

    00:27:32 - parents upset about their christmas presents

    00:30:18 - we will never make a song

    00:33:10 - kids named tanner

    00:35:51 - regular show

    00:37:49 - the great religious icons of our time

    00:38:56 - henry missed out on a lot of great cartoons

    00:41:32 - what are pearls

    00:42:41 - is poop a graph

    00:43:47 - neil degrasee tyson is not welcome on this show

    00:47:51 - the fbi said that aliens are real

    00:49:47 - what if aliens are actually out there

    00:52:04 - the martians

    00:54:19 - jackson's mom's mincemeat pie

    00:56:58 - applesauce sandwiches

    00:59:42 - feeding babies

    01:02:22 - osama bin laden's son

    01:04:45 - my 600 pound life

    01:09:59 - how do babies work

    01:12:26 - taking care of an egg

    01:14:35 - we were just tryna be kids

    01:19:03 - what kind of music does osama bin laden's son make

    01:20:40 - predicting the diddy list

    01:23:05 - the dopest prison of all time

    01:25:07 - henry is disappointed in haliey welch's supporters

    01:26:11 - we make our own crypto coin

    01:29:17 - rip jimmy carter

    01:30:54 - thanks for tuning in


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 32 min
  • EP 80 - merry x mas

    In this episode, we make our 2025 predictions, debate our will to live, and discuss our holiday plans.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - puppers

    00:01:35 - markiplier as president

    00:03:00 - all spice

    00:06:01 - welcome back to the show

    00:07:00 - lisan al gaib

    00:09:01 - queen lizzy had no drip

    00:11:30 - weed shoes

    00:13:51 - thrift stores have everything

    00:15:26 - henry should get a dog bed

    00:17:34 - jackson has been grinding valorant

    00:19:45 - randoms got jackson chirpin

    00:22:39 - jackson needs to practice

    00:23:56 - julius caesar was a baller

    00:25:40 - our 2024 predictions were bad

    00:27:34 - jason kelce looks like a cyclops

    00:31:26 - what if yellow stone erupted

    00:33:52 - failed assassination attempt on elon musk

    00:37:12 - jackson thinks there will be a food crisis

    00:40:23 - henry thinks there will be a temporal event

    00:43:04 - timothee chalamet affair scandal

    00:44:05 - time deniers

    00:46:00 - the king of crypto

    00:47:01 - department of government efficiency

    00:48:01 - bean aids

    00:49:08 - barnacle sex

    00:53:19 - we could go to war

    00:54:27 - new child influencer

    00:56:45 - henry hates baby gronk

    01:00:56 - where did haliey welch go

    01:02:43 - hawk coin apology video

    01:04:57 - grok is free

    01:06:59 - every girl should have a nintendo ds

    01:08:00 - xmail

    01:10:26 - x spaces

    01:13:07 - who will take over x

    01:18:55 - no ads on x

    01:19:58 - twitter is dying

    01:21:28 - jackson's step father is coming on the show

    01:22:28 - x calendar

    01:25:35 - new indiana jones video game

    01:26:35 - flames

    01:28:40 - x mas

    01:30:23 - thanks for tuning in


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 32 min
  • EP 79 - the shareholder meeting

    In this episode, a review of the podcast in 2024.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - just some fine businessmen

    00:01:54 - virtual property

    00:03:17 - ruffians

    00:05:10 - welcome back to the show

    00:06:57 - the new administration

    00:08:51 - day in the life of a successful businessman

    00:10:43 - our great friend, brian thompson

    00:12:32 - the j's

    00:13:47 - henry got his balls snipped

    00:15:50 - dick clark's balls

    00:17:03 - our great friend, jeffrey epstein

    00:18:45 - kai cenat got that shiii on

    00:21:00 - our work ethic

    00:23:58 - dental practices of the filthy rich

    00:25:28 - every apartment comes with a pig

    00:26:33 - big presentation today

    00:28:44 - intro to the shareholder meeting

    00:30:11 - meet the team

    00:31:20 - mission statement

    00:32:10 - podcast stats

    00:33:45 - how old are our listeners

    00:36:18 - where are our listeners from

    00:39:19 - what podcasts do our listeners listen to

    00:41:37 - what music do our listeners listen to

    00:45:49 - our creator personality

    00:48:55 - henry's performance review

    00:51:36 - areas for improvement

    00:54:51 - henry is literally always late

    00:58:16 - client complaints

    01:02:32 - henry's goals (punishments)

    01:03:59 - phone break!!!

    01:04:21 - future marketing ideas

    01:05:27 - drug episode in the forest

    01:07:41 - sports talk

    01:09:08 - dave meyer we are coming for you

    01:12:56 - shaman and priest debate

    01:15:46 - kai cenat x jim carrey

    01:18:34 - content for the fifty-five and up

    01:19:24 - 2025 goals

    01:24:00 - thank you, shareholders

    01:25:47 - the circle of life

    01:26:47 - what happened to chocolate milk

    01:28:38 - thanks for supporting us

    01:29:45 - year of the snake

    01:31:00 - thanks for tuning in


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 32 min
  • EP 78 - the rise and fall of hawk tuah

    In this episode, the Hawk Tuah Coin scandal, Banana, and the boys rank the Thanksgiving foods.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - gettin custy

    00:01:16 - the alps

    00:01:54 - welcome back to the show

    00:02:25 - frogs praying or maybe they're diving

    00:03:41 - dad vests

    00:05:31 - the semester is over

    00:06:22 - jackson is a great cook

    00:07:39 - monster trucks

    00:11:30 - gamer propaganda

    00:12:32 - regular show

    00:13:37 - cartoon dads

    00:15:08 - cartoon crushes

    00:17:13 - word girl

    00:18:22 - hawk tuah coin

    00:22:55 - hawk tuah dating app

    00:25:52 - penis workouts

    00:28:08 - water bubbler

    00:31:58 - 3d scanning rocks

    00:34:00 - banana

    00:41:34 - passive income

    00:44:43 - mario 64 speedrunning news

    00:47:02 - dumb speedruns

    00:48:50 - henry's gonna speedrun pikmin 3

    00:51:10 - fortnite speedrun

    00:51:57 - the issues with the god gamer gauntlet

    00:54:20 - league of legends

    00:56:00 - tyler1

    00:58:30 - united health care ceo murder

    01:01:04 - is dr doofenshmirtz evil

    01:03:27 - disney villains

    01:04:48 - dcom

    01:08:31 - thanksgiving politics

    01:09:53 - thanksgiving food tier list - turkey

    01:11:37 - stuffing

    01:14:01 - mashed potatoes

    01:17:02 - green beans

    01:19:10 - mac & cheese

    01:21:09 - cranberry sauce

    01:21:48 - gravy

    01:22:33 - pumpkin pie

    01:23:43 - zyn

    01:25:07 - thanksgiving drinks

    01:26:22 - pattersons farm

    01:27:25 - ants on a log

    01:28:47 - thanks for tuning in


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 29 min
  • EP 77 - kendrick finally dropped

    In this episode, what they talking about-they talking about nothing.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - jackson learns about concrete

    00:01:00 - usernames

    00:03:29 - welcome back to the show

    00:05:22 - henry is doing no shave november

    00:07:40 - someone give biden a bazooka

    00:09:03 - kdot, the goat

    00:14:09 - spirituality in music

    00:19:40 - megachurch pastors

    00:22:30 - first thoughts on gnx

    00:23:37 - best hip hop album of the year

    00:24:51 - the car

    00:26:35 - compared to the rest of kdot's discography

    00:29:45 - denzel curry

    00:31:46 - kdot on the super bowl

    00:34:57 - wrapping up the goat talk

    00:39:38 - logan paul bbc interview

    00:44:35 - the paul brothers

    00:47:41 - what it takes to stream on twitch

    00:51:56 - community building

    00:54:35 - x vs bluesky

    00:57:37 - henry follows the official toyota account on instagram

    01:20:55 - rosanna pansino smoked her dad

    01:35:01 - thanks for tuning in


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 36 min
  • EP 76 - fur fishing

    In this episode, the boys take the opporunity to kickback on WEBFISHING.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - welcome to webfishing

    00:02:24 - best moment on the podcast

    00:04:00 - orchestra

    00:06:56 - welcome back to the show

    00:08:08 - the art of the social chat game

    00:10:26 - animal crossing

    00:12:10 - henry just got off work

    00:17:31 - henry hasn't seen his own birth certificate

    00:24:02 - jackson wanted to buy cigarettes

    00:26:45 - the webfishing experience

    00:28:18 - ice fishing plans

    00:30:08 - vote for fortnite friday

    00:31:49 - henry loves among us

    00:33:21 - whats going on with famous people

    00:38:46 - fishing irl sucks

    00:42:59 - henry catches a fish

    00:44:02 - boating sucks

    00:46:17 - crossing the border into canada

    00:48:48 - sailing in the arctic

    00:51:13 - video game cafe

    00:54:40 - jackson wants to go to wyoming

    00:57:27 - being friends with a kid as an adult

    01:01:31 - fisherman talk

    01:05:40 - british food

    01:06:58 - the west side market

    01:09:25 - coffee talk

    01:12:58 - pabst talk

    01:15:42 - movie talk

    01:17:13 - original ideas in media

    01:28:07 - r/theydidthemath

    01:32:35 - the fisherman and tech bro venn diagram

    01:33:59 - ranked duolingo

    01:36:39 - jim farley's xiaomi car

    01:42:08 - marques brownlee wallpaper app

    01:49:40 - jake paul mike tyson fight

    01:55:13 - today's haul

    01:59:21 - thanks fur tuning in


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    2 hr
  • EP 75 - all three pyramids have been activated

    In this episode, we prepare for the inevitable end.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - henry has some stuff to say

    00:01:10 - the discord notif sounds

    00:02:22 - the pyramids have activated

    00:03:42 - the amish don't vibe

    00:05:39 - welcome back to the show

    00:08:16 - dawning the tinfoil hat

    00:10:08 - henry is having a bad day

    00:11:44 - consciously eating

    00:13:37 - the house bar

    00:15:07 - henry's retirement gig

    00:16:24 - jackson's alaska adventures

    00:18:41 - what happens at the lumber mill

    00:20:33 - the amish continue to not vibe

    00:22:07 - meat

    00:23:46 - horseback riding

    00:30:01 - whats up with seagulls these days

    00:32:17 - mickey mouse vs steamboat willie

    00:35:01 - travis scott got into some trouble

    00:36:38 - very official scientific research

    00:38:40 - shedding skin

    00:40:58 - jackson is skeptical of the microwave

    00:43:10 - unsolicited airdrop

    00:45:05 - jackson doesn't believe in science

    00:46:34 - ravens

    00:48:00 - fat jake paul

    00:50:40 - ksi is currently in the thick of it

    00:52:15 - rappers are just in their bag rn

    00:57:17 - candyland

    00:58:53 - returning value to the shareholders

    01:00:16 - xenoblade x coming to nintendo switch

    01:01:27 - imhotep is a fraud

    01:02:57 - jumping spiders

    01:05:29 - giant spider vs giant man

    01:10:12 - the true danger of the pyramids

    01:11:52 - willem dafoe

    01:13:35 - jackson wheel

    01:16:08 - where are gorillas

    01:17:13 - henry does not like travel

    01:18:15 - names

    01:21:51 - who would make a good jackson wheel

    01:25:56 - charles martinet

    01:29:08 - you have fourteen days

    01:30:26 - thanks for tuning in


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 31 min
  • EP 74 - this is the worst halloween movie

    In this episode, Redbox goes bankrupt, Halloween movies, and Jackson's great idea for a building.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - spook management

    00:01:25 - the pizza mob

    00:02:54 - goons

    00:07:04 - welcome back to the show

    00:09:15 - jackson dreams of building

    00:16:21 - does china have a lake

    00:18:00 - spooky szn

    00:20:34 - vinyl

    00:21:37 - does liking something mean its good

    00:26:51 - how we interact with art

    00:32:36 - redbox is done

    00:35:23 - disks

    00:37:19 - physical media

    00:39:38 - spore

    00:40:41 - eight hundred eye balls

    00:43:02 - nintendo's creepiest game

    00:45:07 - lethal company modding

    00:47:16 - is brainrot just children

    00:49:49 - is the devil real

    00:53:01 - stairway to heaven

    00:55:05 - the stew

    00:57:26 - spookly the square pumpkin

    00:59:54 - monster house

    01:01:50 - nightmare before christmas

    01:03:14 - the woes of being a minecraft fan

    01:04:55 - the mob vote is gone

    01:07:53 - jackson is having computer troubles

    01:09:46 - henry has a realization about valorant

    01:11:02 - the everything app experience

    01:12:53 - can henry name a vtuber

    01:14:54 - jackson is on sports twitter for some reason

    01:16:19 - china does have a lake but its not that big

    01:18:03 - how to move a lot of water

    01:19:28 - joe biden is using the hurricane machine

    01:21:16 - the spookiest thing henry has ever done

    01:23:33 - jackson was working the scary corn maze

    01:25:17 - jackson is a scaredy cat

    01:26:34 - kids are gross

    01:27:59 - bass pro shop hat

    01:29:27 - choose to enjoy things

    01:34:07 - vore

    01:37:12 - what is henry really scared of

    01:40:00 - what is jackson really scared of

    01:43:40 - thanks for tuning in


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 44 min
  • EP 73 - ai is actually really dumb

    In this episode, the latest on artificial intelligence, pickpocketers, and the god gamer gauntlet.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - jackson is wearing the same shirt

    00:00:53 - oil spill detergent

    00:02:34 - empire (today)

    00:03:34 - liam payne

    00:05:46 - the great bluesky migration

    00:08:42 - welcome back to the show

    00:10:38 - henry wasn't allowed to play football

    00:12:29 - little kid food

    00:13:56 - pokemon leaks

    00:24:05 - you only get fed once a day

    00:26:13 - the x phone

    00:31:14 - you can talk to chatgpt now

    00:32:56 - google gemini ad campaign

    00:37:45 - the melting pot

    00:46:03 - the u.s. influence on the world

    00:47:40 - individuality and belonging

    00:49:14 - haufbrahouse

    00:50:54 - octoberfest

    00:53:51 - the cultural difference

    00:55:35 - pickpocketers

    01:00:04 - hugo and the muppets

    01:01:57 - ricky gervais

    01:04:08 - are british people funny

    01:06:26 - the god gamer gauntlet

    01:18:30 - thanks for tuning in


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 19 min
  • EP 72 - solo dolo

    In this episode, Jackson is alone and rambles about stuff.

    New episodes, every week. Tuesday at 12 PM Eastern.

    Watch the full episode with video on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WSTEMGMT


    [Timestamps]

    00:00:00 - welcome back to the show

    00:01:29 - jackson is in the trunk of his car

    00:04:44 - guitar

    00:06:41 - rock climbing

    00:09:50 - last year of college

    00:12:29 - relationships

    00:13:42 - is henry going to listen to this

    00:16:59 - does this podcast matter

    00:20:47 - slop from the farm

    00:27:00 - is jackson wasting his time

    00:28:28 - negative thought loops

    00:30:12 - the audience/creator relationship

    00:33:07 - is it all slop

    00:34:34 - rewiring your brain

    00:38:16 - learning how to better appreciate things

    00:41:53 - jackson loves media

    00:44:02 - imogen heap

    00:47:33 - brat made jackson cry

    00:52:57 - porter robinson

    00:54:00 - bon iver & joni mitchell

    00:55:59 - horses

    01:04:14 - social media

    01:09:57 - ai

    01:13:57 - the authorities show up

    01:15:57 - motivation

    01:17:50 - wallowing

    01:20:34 - is this episode stupid

    01:22:40 - in conclusion,

    01:24:11 - thanks for watching


    Oh don't mind us, just taking out the trash.


    Regularly scheduled programming hosted by Jackson Bart & Henry Gleeson.

    1 hr 25 min

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