Wasted Content

Taste can't be objective, wisdom doesn't come with age, Peter Panning Proletariats, a Thoreau undressing, don't prolapse your anus, Eminem raps about cookies

Craft beer pissing contests, coming off age at Legoland, eating too much at Disneyland, pelos de concha, why fire was invented, Kobe beef, Merry Big Game Day, Ozymandias simply remembers his favorite things

Assifacias and Orgasmatron join us in celebrating Anthropos' rapid aging and even more rapid mental decline, with a reverse vertical line up of Goose Islands Bourbon County Brand Stout we start off with 2019 and follow suit with our collective dyslexia to 2014. The Beer fairy crashes our mystical journey through craft beer kingdom and shares his insight. Why is American beer so shitty? Will Orgasmatron ever join our Patreon? 

Kornelious Maximus joins in studio (and doesn't bring beer), Grandma's pie, DILF's, don't trust fat people, you CAN polish a turd, how Ozymandias will propose, premium prices for domestic beer, Jordan Peterson tells us how to slob on a knob, on the 13th day of Christmas, Yung Boiho, Howard Stern's penis pageant, John Edwards sees dead people

Righteous endeavors, the sissy boy experiment, flat earthers are cynics, Ozymandias questions everything, Soup-faciousisms, monkey economics, pope slap, baby pope slap, are you insured?, Anthropos has a gift for Ozymandias, space life goals, Michio Kaku is an optimist, if the hulk was the pope

Anthropos is not pitter-pattering this episode, why Friends is the best sitcom ever, cesium vintage 1945, people who always wear baseball caps, when keepin' it real goes SLAMburger, crayola color suggestions, the best Christmas gift is time, Ozymandias is not a cheapskate, too many tamales, beggars can't be choosers, 1-800-killyourself

It's a wasted content Christmas miracle: Anakin joins in studio to defend the dark side, a journey through The Bruery's 12 Days of Christmas, Assface and Orgasmatron join in on the debauchery, shrooms in space, a "tip" for special occasions, and much more

The craft beer that started it all, being principled is too expensive, Ozymandias is an optimist, a new meaning to spaghetti western, the classic Charles Dickens Christmas Carole, Anthropos turns into a blubbering bitch, holier-than-thoustagram, pope pick-up lines, WTF is frankincense & mir?! The real heart of the ocean, 40 Oz to freedom, Boomer's unrealistic work ethic, harbingers of greif.

What Wasted Content would sound like if it was hosted by women, the origin of limeys, Ballast Point goes independent (again?), Ozymandias is a terrible gift-giver, Anthropos's monument of failure, Hometowne Buffet is aight, Fuck all Christmas trees, Mariah Carey white but got that blackass, Ozymandias got that Hank Hill ass, we ponder at how universal shit jokes are, thing we have never done, not even once.