Wasted Takes

Episode Chandler Jones. The boys sit down to discuss some fortuitous news of the sports variety. MLB Playoffs, NFL Week 7, and Halloween is just around the corner. Grab a pumpkin ale and let's get wasted!

Episode DeMarcus Ware. The boys gather round the Wasted Takes table for another hoppy episode. The Sox are looking hot going into game four of the ALCS, Lamar continues to increase his stock, "are the Browns frauds?", and everyone hates the Washington Football Team. Pick up a nice six pack of cider and Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Dwight Freeney. Week 5 of the NFL season is behind us, and the Pats push out a squeaker against the horrid Texans. Danny Jones might need to eat from a straw, Lamar completed 86% of his passes, and the Red Sox say "No way, Mr. Devil Ray." Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Michael Strahan. The boys are back for another round of frothy brewed takes as we break down Week 4 of the NFL season. Brady wins in Foxborough, the Sox bounce the Shankees, and Dillon beats COVID. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Dennis Rodman. The boys are here for a Week 3 round up. History was made in Detroit off the boot of Justin Tucker, Tom Brady is coming to town, and Dillon has COVID. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Jason Pierre-Paul. Week 2 of the NFL season has passed us, but we break it down. Zach Wilson, QB injuries, the Vikings vs Wasted Takes rivalry, and our Twitter (@WastedTakes) are hot topic. As the boys change up the episode format, the Wasted-ness stays the same. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Mike Ditka. Week 1 of the NFL season is behind us, but a big episode is starring us in the face. We break down each game of the first week in this 100% free, unadulterated, lactose free breakdown. It's lengthy, but its thorough. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode David Pastrnak. The slate has been cleaned, the sun is rising, and the troops are preparing to march. NFL football is upon us and the boys are here for the inaugural episode before the start of the 2021 season. Mac Jones rising above Cam Newton is the hot topic and Way-to-Early Playoff predictions shin, but we also talk baseball as we are officially in the last full month of the regular season. Grab a brew 'cause this is a doozy. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Gronk. The 2021 NFL Preseason is officially past us, and the boys are here to break down the last week of games. (DISCLAIMER: We recorded this on Monday, August 30th) We discuss who we think will win the starting job in New England, Cam Newton or Mac Jones (cough.. Mac cough..). Also, Dillon might have the worse delivery of a wasted take of all time.

Episode Kevan Miller. The boys are here for another episode of the most wasted show on the internet. We break down another week of 2021 preseason football as it was another telling week for the rookie QB. Each Wasted Takers serves up a QB take as the start of the regular season fast approaches. Let's Get Wasted!