Required amount of people for the required amount of beds. Somebody coming under the table. Double transfer call. Dial this number for me because you are supposed to be the operator. Smoking and smoldering behind the bed. Checking cars for … Continue reading →

Allowed to give food away. Scraps, crumbs, and leavings. Bits and pieces. Trim bags for the dog. Flipping the switches for you. I want ketchup from the food line in the drink instead of the packets. Ordering for the company … Continue reading →

Testing out the new microphone. Not allowed to use reverse psychology on the staff. Accidentally saw an animal give birth. Animals after the exterminator are not in the food dumpster. The animals from the traps. Failed hangup call Caleb and … Continue reading →

Your food is getting stuck in my system everywhere. Eating with stomach problems. I want to order without paying for it. How to make a complaint at there, too much food. Stuck from cooking the rice wrong. Blood beast stuck … Continue reading →

Seven Eleven Day. Test subject. Seventy Six Day. Birthdays. Gifts. Gasoline samples out of the ground. Messing around with the fire extinguishers just for something to do. The trouble scale for fire extinguishers. I am a gasoline scientist. The wrong … Continue reading →

Fireworks that are allowed for today only because this is the day. Snake sparkler breads. The closeness allowed for a firework. Calling from the phone company direct dial to the room priority orange. A bad work order. They lied about … Continue reading →

Local Access TV. Vote for the room vote. Vehicle no longer passes emissions. The purpose of room phones. You have to tell me your room number. Special tips for the house people. The phone does not work and the name … Continue reading →

I just want to do my own thing. Dog bite from the hotel. Receiving not the middle finger pointed down from somebody else. I gave them the finger and flipped them off. Reporting a celebrity sighting. A percentage of a … Continue reading →

Bringing different people down there. Tell them to go easy on me. I do not know the words. It bothers me because I am stupid. I saw somebody stealing from the store and they said I would understand when I … Continue reading →

Bitten by a goose. Golf bags full of candy. Handing out candy in the parking lot. Candy to smooth things over. Giving away extra food. The food bag was folded badly. Growling animals outside. Expected drive-thru damages. Safe to feed … Continue reading →