Convincing people to stay at this hotel. It was only doing a pop a tire. Day drinking or all the lights are off and I cannot see the light switch. Pop a tire or cut a brake line as a … Continue reading →

Bad at paying it forward. Found some car keys in the parking lot again but I gave them to somebody else and they did give me some money for them. Switching some ID’s. Checking some ID. Do not detain them. … Continue reading →

I left my Santa hat in your back yard. I seen a Santa creeping around the neighborhood. The ugly one was with you. I lost my belt in the backyard. Looking in your windows for Santa stuff. Found a set … Continue reading →

Nothing listed on my app for the store. Looking for scrap copper and good scrap garbages. I lost the ability to walk in a straight line so sometimes I have to move things around in the store. Have somebody ready … Continue reading →

We told them on the TV to come here and get stuff. My friend Tommy gave me some mushrooms. That is not my name as I remember it. Giving you some room numbers. I need to buy your keyboard. This … Continue reading →

Put names and pictures up on a billboard outside the hotel. Please go find a hot dog plate. I need a snack dish plate. I am guest services now. Looking for the like button or the thumbs up button. Buying … Continue reading →

Banned if too big. Not allowed to make fun of fat people. I am guest services. Out of arguing. The man in the room left a shoe behind. Bag inspection. Hotel takeover. Different people doing guest services. I bought the … Continue reading →

Doing a bribe at the front desk. Accepting tips at the front desk. The location where they pee. The rib sandwich is back. A lot of the big bagel boxes and food waste in the dumpster. Dumpster boxes. Found some … Continue reading →

Turn the lights off and on please. Found a warm spot in the hotel hallway. The girl upstairs is not real. I need to talk to the girl upstairs please. Popping breakers fee. Moving cars with found keys and we … Continue reading →

Connecting to the hotel after disabling an ad-blocker. Calling mom at the hotel. Take the furniture and chairs outside for shelter. Take chairs outside. Cooking fire outside the hotel. Food safety safe cooking fire. The front desk is like city … Continue reading →