Doing things for Memorial Day. Eating an entire bag of edibles. Nothing happens when I drink the gas. No urge to vomit. I accidentally drank all the gas. Figuring out how to do a bribe with money under the table … Continue reading →

Not finding enough metal in the food. Checking attitudes. Attitude check. Attitude level. Extra layer. There is a guy out there Googling for things in the parking lot. A lot of people are eating in their cars. Somebody might work … Continue reading →

A good bathroom for hiding. Hiding from the police in the bathroom. Covering human scent with gas. Killing hornets at the pump. Buying gas to kill bugs and it is not working on the ants. Gas made the ants really … Continue reading →

Common ways to get a car stolen. Trying to get my car stolen. The next step after the car is stolen. We do not need to find my car. Tell us what track you are on. I want to drop … Continue reading →

Apologizing for using AI on people. Run the computer program on you. This bell keeps ringing in the room. Tell me what the bell means. Flooded basement bell. Looked like I had too many energy drinks. Drink energy drink in … Continue reading →

In charge of the curbs outside. Maximum number of bicycles that can fit in a room. A bike for every hotel guest. Fill the room back up before I am done. No front desk. Nose glue. Need to use a … Continue reading →

Space spot to build the immune system. Spider man style. Do it up like Bat man. Flip around like Star Wars Luke. The directions are bad and do not match. Hotel tax fine. Leaving notice. Tell me all what the … Continue reading →

Late from the eclipse. Thinking about the eclipse too much and bothered by it so I had to taser him. Dissatisfied with the stay due to the eclipse. Getting dark again after the eclipse already happened. The moon and the … Continue reading →

Help me while I have the blindfold on. Somebody is taking a bag of garbage outside. The is a light on my computer that shows somebody smoking. Local street lingo blindfolded surprise. They are going to bring me with my … Continue reading →

Protocol for hiding from the FBI. Mint-free zone. Lump sum payment. The FBI owes me money. The name for the second floor is a mint-free zone. Permission to use mint flavor. Tell me the password for your phone. Tell me … Continue reading →