The bear took my food. The animals went for it. I did not get a warning when I got my food. Keep your phone on and stay angry. I got this guy yelling at me but I do not really … Continue reading →

I got a problem making my shopping list. I need some pens and paper. One of the pens got me in the hand last time. These pens were sharp. Found some pens in the parking lot. Found some shoes out … Continue reading →

Medical procedure with fingers. Brush away the emotional element. I need some extra rubber hotel gloves. We are looking for Carlos. I have the gloves and I am ready to apologize. The location of the vending machines. The was an … Continue reading →

My cousin crewed up and I want to physically stay at the hotel and not do a virtual stay. I am just trying to guess the reservation. I want to check-in with my flash drive. My dog administers life-saving medication. … Continue reading →

Spray it down with water to get it wet. None of this is real. This in not real hang up the phone. No red tape. I want to take some pictures. No such thing as mediums. Since I am paying, … Continue reading →

Different celebrities at the gas pump action. The gas pump marketing department. This is the gas pump celebrity marketing department. The cartoon from the marketing department on the gas pump. This is a gas pump warning label conspiracy with this … Continue reading →

Demon doll. Satan stuff. Padlock. Detrimental to my cause. I saw people playing cards in the street. I saw the funniest thing. More padlocks. I can give you my code name. I am putting padlocks on the handles of car … Continue reading →

Pizza sharing policy. Hearing a lot of mole noises. You sound like a mole. This is a hotel and not a lodge. No hotel membership please. Something unprofessional is happening but I do not know what. I think there is … Continue reading →

You people are boring. Putting in some different windows. I did it wrong after I added the water. You must help me and please bring me the red pages from the book. Mixing the soda with the gas. A one … Continue reading →

I am just doing some stunt driving. There is somebody in the parking lot. Flammable gas. Gas weight. Buy a bucket of gas. The manager says you can kiss the employees. Watch you watch people kiss. Pay the tariff. Solve … Continue reading →