Spray it down with water to get it wet. None of this is real. This in not real hang up the phone. No red tape. I want to take some pictures. No such thing as mediums. Since I am paying, … Continue reading →

Different celebrities at the gas pump action. The gas pump marketing department. This is the gas pump celebrity marketing department. The cartoon from the marketing department on the gas pump. This is a gas pump warning label conspiracy with this … Continue reading →

Demon doll. Satan stuff. Padlock. Detrimental to my cause. I saw people playing cards in the street. I saw the funniest thing. More padlocks. I can give you my code name. I am putting padlocks on the handles of car … Continue reading →

Pizza sharing policy. Hearing a lot of mole noises. You sound like a mole. This is a hotel and not a lodge. No hotel membership please. Something unprofessional is happening but I do not know what. I think there is … Continue reading →

You people are boring. Putting in some different windows. I did it wrong after I added the water. You must help me and please bring me the red pages from the book. Mixing the soda with the gas. A one … Continue reading →

I am just doing some stunt driving. There is somebody in the parking lot. Flammable gas. Gas weight. Buy a bucket of gas. The manager says you can kiss the employees. Watch you watch people kiss. Pay the tariff. Solve … Continue reading →

Character swap. Shot himself in the foot. I want to thank all of the employees. I was trying to shoot the chicken. Minimum distance for shooting a gun near gasoline. The knobs were turned wrong. It is much better if … Continue reading →

My hands hurt when I put gasoline on them. I put gasoline on it. I did not wash my hands after getting gas. Contact the point of sale. Medically fine with a freak thing. One of these fingers has to … Continue reading →

Adult hide and seek. The pins look like they are held together with tape. Third-party pin tape. Everything is painted. The bowling oil got my dog high. Try a dab of lane oil on the tongue. Paying to wear combat … Continue reading →

Authorization to do spaghetti. Build the spaghetti. I am not going to screw around with toilet paper and just jump in the shower instead. Rub on the floor like a dog. I paid my phone bill and your phone number … Continue reading →