We are using the hamburger to patch the hole that is leaking. The computer said to use glue to put our hamburger back together. The burger was going down too slow so we oiled it. We ordered a hamburger and … Continue reading →

We are filming a metal music video. There will be a lot of face paint and tongue stuff. I am trying to get the room cheaper. There is a man outside with shoes. We need to do some hand checks … Continue reading →

I want to know the sneaker fee. I want to do the long check-in instead of the short one. I am covered in grain. We are trying to bring a husband to the hotel. We need the cold policy. I … Continue reading →

Not enough people are smiling. I am getting facial reconstruction surgery for permanent smiling. I want to light my face on fire for a medical procedure. You guys have a paywall here. I am having trouble understanding people. I am … Continue reading →

I need to find the nutritional information about the room. I need some room supplements. We are unable to break the table in the room. The hotel pills are making me drowsy. I want to prevent you from finding what … Continue reading →

The meat was cooked backwards on the taco. We want to do a test drive through the drive thru. The meat was inside out. I saw a man get arrested the last time I was there. I just want a … Continue reading →

We are doing music videos and parking lot drifting. They are going to drive the car sideways. We are handing out bottles of liquor and knives. We want to do some heating up in the parking lot. I accidentally handed … Continue reading →

People are doing Christmas stuff and they got some holiday cheer from the front desk. Somebody said you have Christmas in your pockets for pocket Christmas. We are trying to catch-up with Santa. I need to know the Santa rules. … Continue reading →

We are still waiting to do the reservation. We learn about elk hunting. Nobody checked for normal eyes. This was definitely a pretzel factory. There are diamonds painted on shoes. Using a phone with a special mask with blue tooth … Continue reading →

I am just doing some bench presses at the hotel. I want the legacy greeting and not the new greeting. I am a legacy guest. We need to hide Santa. Something about hats. The room was prerecorded. Tell me if … Continue reading →