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Bringing people that are just way too old. Parking based on physical things is messed up. Where ya at. Sit on a cactus and rotate. The smallest amount you got there. Fifty old people in your store. The stink of … Continue reading →

Stuff I can steal for free and put in my pockets. If it fits in my pocket, I can just have it. That mop came from my house. You stole my mop from my house to use at the store. … Continue reading →

Room check frequency. Not mad about being naked. I can hear them not washing their hands. I can hear the other guests using the bathroom wrong. Crawl space. You need to excite me and you need to shine. Trying to … Continue reading →

Contacting the pin master. Bringing too many batteries. A backpack full of batteries. Advanced notice and warning for bowling. Not knowing if you are allowed to come down there. Knowing when it is good. The type of touching allowed during … Continue reading →

Opening your door for people that say that they are the police. Writing a comic book in the room and I have a lot of equipment and I have a warehouse. Borrowing a chain for the door. Writing a comic … Continue reading →

Asking about the front desk schedule. This number has the devil in it. The room is secured and sealed for the peanut allergy. Blue bags at the front desk. Food eating schedule. Operating outside of normal business hours. Cheating and … Continue reading →

Trouble finding the hidden microphone. I need a French Braid in the hair. Make sure you don’t drop the soap. Single or multiple people showers. Washing each other like normal brother sister stuff in one shower. Help with getting the … Continue reading →

Required amount of people for the required amount of beds. Somebody coming under the table. Double transfer call. Dial this number for me because you are supposed to be the operator. Smoking and smoldering behind the bed. Checking cars for … Continue reading →

Allowed to give food away. Scraps, crumbs, and leavings. Bits and pieces. Trim bags for the dog. Flipping the switches for you. I want ketchup from the food line in the drink instead of the packets. Ordering for the company … Continue reading →

Testing out the new microphone. Not allowed to use reverse psychology on the staff. Accidentally saw an animal give birth. Animals after the exterminator are not in the food dumpster. The animals from the traps. Failed hangup call Caleb and … Continue reading →