Allowed to play football. An unknown man outside. Presence of a human. No weapons. Water pipe help. Setup games for bowling. Sports. Metal detecting and one shoe. BLP. Shower safe. No gasoline is coming out at all. The movie playing … Continue reading →

Still dressing as just one Santa. Substitute Santa. Rehab Santa doing adult Santa stuff. Too late for Santa stuff. Gifts for Santa. Sucking all the internet. Sneaky Santa. Harmonica playing Santa. Shoe is untied. Offensive hat wearing. Left-handed phone. Stuck … Continue reading →

Tell me when the Santa comes through. Alternate Santa. Hidden Santa. Gifts for the Santa. Impostor Santa. Dress like Santa. Naked underneath. Santa with violent tendencies. Rules for being Santa. You hang up. Telling people Santa is not real. Get … Continue reading →

Five responsible people. Five managers on duty. I am not with the government. A full break on five managers. It smells like crack. Check out the room. No right to search your pockets. Smells like crack. Doing math in your … Continue reading →

Squirrel room. Hidden nuts. Accidentally brought a squirrel. Maid key for the dog. Extra room key. You take this room key right now. The worm guy. Little guys. Looking for Mom. Guest transfer. I cannot do this. No brakes. Got … Continue reading →

Drug and alcohol room. Impersonating priests. Willing to lie for you. Get our stories straight. Change jobs. Nintendo or Sega hotel rules. Pillowcase full of games. Bent needles. Gasoline cans. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live … Continue reading →

The day after Thanksgiving. Black friends day. Blackout day. Ham and free turkey scam. Just explain the turkey and ham. No store membership required. Government turkey and ham. Touching the meats together. Ham on top of the turkey or turkey … Continue reading →

Invited too many people. Not shouting weird things. Looking for guidance. The police looked at me. A free hit. Outstanding out standing farmer in his field. Handling fighting guests. People bring too much food. Bats are flying around. Just regular … Continue reading →

Everyone did not vote today. Yes hello. I just need to vote on anything. Harboring non-voters. Voting baby lizard. Getting footage of corn gnawing. Non-intimidating voters. Not scary voters. Voters do not intimidate me. Bad stats at the boating office. … Continue reading →

Wash all the Halloween stuff off the car. Car noises after the car wash. Car wash tunnel man. Fiddling with it. The guy under the hood. Somebody is always following me. Stop looking at me. Snake eyes. Dogs in the … Continue reading →