Halloween scaring policy. Trying to get with the ghosts. Blood types. Girl drugs. Women during Halloween. Take two if they offer it. Fake blood or real blood. Blood fee. Scaring children rules. Scare policy. Toilet paper the hotel doors. The … Continue reading →

Slap in the face witnesses. Hit in the face challenges for internet. Hit by a car challenge. The mini-van challenge. The light them on fire challenge. Echo call. Kitten juggling challenge. Scare the children challenge. Parking lot testing for lightning. … Continue reading →

Too many women drivers. Too many men around here. Have not seen a single lesbian. Tell me if I have have to leave. Old fingerprint burning light bulbs. Hot light bulbs for laundry. Cold light bulb. Elbow scrape from six months … Continue reading →

Just trying to cause trouble without being drunk. Recreating movie scenes in the room. Breaking the fourth wall. Door to door check make sure everything is okay. Smoking fee per cigarette. Room wrestling. Laughing taffy. Accidentally got a squirrel drunk. … Continue reading →

Gathering evidence at the bachelor party. A face to face conversation. Video evidence for sister rehab. Boogie man conspiracy. Clothing required for between rooms. Lost and found storage. Cover up the smell so Mom doesn’t smell it. Hide my stash … Continue reading →

Permission to prank. Keeping things found from the toilet. Toilet jerky. Fake drugs. Taking things in and out of the wallet after you handed it to them to pay for you meal. Napkins in the wallet. Smells good in here. Pretending … Continue reading →

Time boards. Volunteer hotel. Paying for sneaking into hotel rooms for the night. Looking through the cars in the parking lot. Making paste. Bury the payment in the grass. Rolling the windows up for the dog. Sorry for dealing drugs, … Continue reading →

Hotel nuclear option. Chatrooms. Not a security thing. Muscled into the room. Keep the line clear. Heard a strange noise. Bible knowledge and questions. Tricked with fish and bread. Bible versions. Book of Steve. Bible technical support. Hotel religion. Old … Continue reading →

Looking at me in the drive-thru. Tell what bit you. Bug bites. Bug insurance. Smart hotel room. Adventuring. People management. Talking rules. Person in charge of the room. Hitch-rooming. Using a spare bed in the room. A gander at a … Continue reading →

Bed jacking point. This is not my sister. Not my father. Mud from a dog paw. We are sorry. Alcohol and weed instructions. Other people can hear me when I am walking around. A totally different guinea pig. Losing custody. … Continue reading →