The day after Thanksgiving. Black friends day. Blackout day. Ham and free turkey scam. Just explain the turkey and ham. No store membership required. Government turkey and ham. Touching the meats together. Ham on top of the turkey or turkey … Continue reading →

Invited too many people. Not shouting weird things. Looking for guidance. The police looked at me. A free hit. Outstanding out standing farmer in his field. Handling fighting guests. People bring too much food. Bats are flying around. Just regular … Continue reading →

Everyone did not vote today. Yes hello. I just need to vote on anything. Harboring non-voters. Voting baby lizard. Getting footage of corn gnawing. Non-intimidating voters. Not scary voters. Voters do not intimidate me. Bad stats at the boating office. … Continue reading →

Wash all the Halloween stuff off the car. Car noises after the car wash. Car wash tunnel man. Fiddling with it. The guy under the hood. Somebody is always following me. Stop looking at me. Snake eyes. Dogs in the … Continue reading →

Halloween scaring policy. Trying to get with the ghosts. Blood types. Girl drugs. Women during Halloween. Take two if they offer it. Fake blood or real blood. Blood fee. Scaring children rules. Scare policy. Toilet paper the hotel doors. The … Continue reading →

Slap in the face witnesses. Hit in the face challenges for internet. Hit by a car challenge. The mini-van challenge. The light them on fire challenge. Echo call. Kitten juggling challenge. Scare the children challenge. Parking lot testing for lightning. … Continue reading →

Too many women drivers. Too many men around here. Have not seen a single lesbian. Tell me if I have have to leave. Old fingerprint burning light bulbs. Hot light bulbs for laundry. Cold light bulb. Elbow scrape from six months … Continue reading →

Just trying to cause trouble without being drunk. Recreating movie scenes in the room. Breaking the fourth wall. Door to door check make sure everything is okay. Smoking fee per cigarette. Room wrestling. Laughing taffy. Accidentally got a squirrel drunk. … Continue reading →

Gathering evidence at the bachelor party. A face to face conversation. Video evidence for sister rehab. Boogie man conspiracy. Clothing required for between rooms. Lost and found storage. Cover up the smell so Mom doesn’t smell it. Hide my stash … Continue reading →

Permission to prank. Keeping things found from the toilet. Toilet jerky. Fake drugs. Taking things in and out of the wallet after you handed it to them to pay for you meal. Napkins in the wallet. Smells good in here. Pretending … Continue reading →