Accidentally giving permission to clean your carpets. Accidentally giving permission to use your yard. Permission to rewire the whole house. Nothing is labeled. Borrow your car to deliver the paper. You have to help deliver some of these packages. Touching … Continue reading →

Toilets will not clog. Neither wanted to. Scared of you. Please have them hold you back. Attempted flat tire. The fear inside. Divert your eyes from me. Guest request. Park next to you please. Assigned parking. Block everybody online. Spaghetti … Continue reading →

Plasma credits. Using your driveway for the blood drive. Put trash out early. Trash exchange. High at work. We are all neighbors. Smoke for me please. Better science. Pictures of trash. Knocking on doors. Roof golf balls. Sync with the … Continue reading →

RIP Gilbert Gottfried. Don’t listen to me. Tend to your mother. Stop listening to me. Smoking and pumping gas. Loner car. Dog magic and dog miracles. Car cleaner. Sink is the only urinal. Distraction service. VIP dogs. Dog party. Dragonmere … Continue reading →

Problem with the front desk. Knocking on doors. Run it through the parking lot quick. Fingers. Cutting loose in the parking lot. Smash it up. Misplaced cactus. Towing practice. Parking lot lawyer. Lot prosecutor. Should have stayed at the other … Continue reading →

Hit by the car. Installing speed bumps. Talk. Dramatic performance. Rutting season. Cigarette colors. Cigarette calories. Cigarette weight. One hundred cigarettes. Defective gas cigarette. Cigarette dipping. Cigarettes are really bad for you. Electric syrup. Used gas. Scary music. Deaf man … Continue reading →

Room rotation. Just leave the car alone please. Not really blind with dog to meet women. Grab my smokes. On a lot of not bad stuff. Kitchen dog. Slip money under the door to celebrate. The meeting. Knocking survey. Milk … Continue reading →

Wait it out. Ask if they are hot. Slipping notes under doors. Blew the hat up into the rooms. Pretend funeral person limit. Knocking on doors. Everything has a vanilla flavor. Hot driver. Bit your cheek refund. Extra breads. A … Continue reading →

Don’t answer the phone like that. Damages. Stain estimate. Parking next to my vehicle. Speakeasy. Cleaning fee issued to the hotel. Fallout shelter. Changing hotel locks. Shovel shelter. Hide in the basement. Instructions to be prepared. Preferred locksmith. Hotel Pledge. … Continue reading →

Observe my driving. The wrong hotel. Water sticks. Keeping clothing. Around my age. They left their clothes behind. Small head and leaving clothes. A real crossed line mistake at the front desk. File a situation report because it went down … Continue reading →