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Stuck at the bowling alley. Names to yell. Stuck in a safety hole. Not enough safety holes. Just regular stuck. Bowling alley map. Lane map. Bathroom map. Shoe pee and hands in the toilet. Lost bowling ball. Done with renting … Continue reading →

Shoe rental hostage urination situation. Arrestable behavior. Feet stomping. Bowler fighting area. Felony urination. Putting your family in the bowling alley. Just one shoe. Sock feet. Ball liquid. Phil Collins emergency. Pin chopping. Shoe grease. Two-handed gloves. Hermit crab claw … Continue reading →

Talking when I am talking. Getting repaid so scams are allowed. The ballroom. Putting your family somewhere. Family drop-off. Parking cars and directing traffic. More pens. Harmonica pens. Too cold to smoke outside. Harmonica smoke filter. Smoking pipe pen. Smoking … Continue reading →

You do not know me. In-charge of parking. Parking director. Listening outside the room. Lost the lid cap to the bottle. The government says you can smoke inside. Just one cigarette. Saw them doing just a little bit of cocaine. … Continue reading →

Pen fifteen membership club. Testify on my behalf. There is noises going on. Not on the roof. Just tell them you do not know. Keep hiding. Getting brought down to the front desk. Not evil. Harmonica. Chicken stole the harmonica … Continue reading →

Research chemicals. Messing with the fly on the pants. Pants thief accusation. Adult mode internet. Let them wait in the lobby and give them cash. No dancers in the lobby. Room key bribe. Talking and giving chemicals to other guests … Continue reading →

Doing dabs at people. Front desk length. Managers around the front desk. Front desk weight. Flat spot in the room. No gas coming out of the pump. Front desk weight. Karate policy. Flat spot. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! … Continue reading →

Allowed to play football. An unknown man outside. Presence of a human. No weapons. Water pipe help. Setup games for bowling. Sports. Metal detecting and one shoe. BLP. Shower safe. No gasoline is coming out at all. The movie playing … Continue reading →

Still dressing as just one Santa. Substitute Santa. Rehab Santa doing adult Santa stuff. Too late for Santa stuff. Gifts for Santa. Sucking all the internet. Sneaky Santa. Harmonica playing Santa. Shoe is untied. Offensive hat wearing. Left-handed phone. Stuck … Continue reading →

Tell me when the Santa comes through. Alternate Santa. Hidden Santa. Gifts for the Santa. Impostor Santa. Dress like Santa. Naked underneath. Santa with violent tendencies. Rules for being Santa. You hang up. Telling people Santa is not real. Get … Continue reading →