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Just trying to cause trouble without being drunk. Recreating movie scenes in the room. Breaking the fourth wall. Door to door check make sure everything is okay. Smoking fee per cigarette. Room wrestling. Laughing taffy. Accidentally got a squirrel drunk. … Continue reading →

Gathering evidence at the bachelor party. A face to face conversation. Video evidence for sister rehab. Boogie man conspiracy. Clothing required for between rooms. Lost and found storage. Cover up the smell so Mom doesn’t smell it. Hide my stash … Continue reading →

Permission to prank. Keeping things found from the toilet. Toilet jerky. Fake drugs. Taking things in and out of the wallet after you handed it to them to pay for you meal. Napkins in the wallet. Smells good in here. Pretending … Continue reading →

Time boards. Volunteer hotel. Paying for sneaking into hotel rooms for the night. Looking through the cars in the parking lot. Making paste. Bury the payment in the grass. Rolling the windows up for the dog. Sorry for dealing drugs, … Continue reading →

Hotel nuclear option. Chatrooms. Not a security thing. Muscled into the room. Keep the line clear. Heard a strange noise. Bible knowledge and questions. Tricked with fish and bread. Bible versions. Book of Steve. Bible technical support. Hotel religion. Old … Continue reading →

Looking at me in the drive-thru. Tell what bit you. Bug bites. Bug insurance. Smart hotel room. Adventuring. People management. Talking rules. Person in charge of the room. Hitch-rooming. Using a spare bed in the room. A gander at a … Continue reading →

Bed jacking point. This is not my sister. Not my father. Mud from a dog paw. We are sorry. Alcohol and weed instructions. Other people can hear me when I am walking around. A totally different guinea pig. Losing custody. … Continue reading →

Losing things on purpose like phones. A weird book is in the room. Secret handshake and code words. Lost a shoe. Socks. Only feet. Being too loud in the room. Dog lettuce objections. Strange book in the room. Secret map. … Continue reading →

Practice rooms for training purposes only. We did a hole demo sample holes. Exposing themselves but they are attractive. Hot naked people. Horse hole. Hole next to the car for dog poop. Hotel contraband. Ketchup pieces. Come pick up your … Continue reading →

Nobody seems to know what they are doing down there, we can help. My hands smell like dogs. Doing America Stuff. One of my shoes is missing. Intentions. Treading on my rights. Fourth of July rules. It was the music. … Continue reading →