Permission for ninja training kids. No stairs. Smell test outside of your place. Practice kicks. Heavy breathing without internet. Kids digging and hiding things no pictures allowed. Nighttime DNA altering lawn spray. Lemons for the kids. People are food mixing … Continue reading →

Giving camping permission. Disabled squirrels. Keep your squirrels out of my yard. Putting together a relay race. Animal races. Animal gambling. Animal pipes. Eating in bed. Laundry pipe. Handling restraining orders. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of … Continue reading →

Hand out the candy location. Candy garbage. Blasting some golf balls. Threatened with a good time. Lost and abandoned. Breaking windows in abandoned places. Dead cat burial location. Synthetic ice. Bringing the cars through. Hotel gifts from other guests. Parking … Continue reading →

Lightning rod. Bonus points. Contact lens help. Bring me to my car because I cannot see. Rooms for officers. Valid room refund for not getting laid. Extra door part things. Sink pee. Reasons for assigned rooms. I cannot accept that. … Continue reading →

Accidentally giving permission to clean your carpets. Accidentally giving permission to use your yard. Permission to rewire the whole house. Nothing is labeled. Borrow your car to deliver the paper. You have to help deliver some of these packages. Touching … Continue reading →

Toilets will not clog. Neither wanted to. Scared of you. Please have them hold you back. Attempted flat tire. The fear inside. Divert your eyes from me. Guest request. Park next to you please. Assigned parking. Block everybody online. Spaghetti … Continue reading →

Plasma credits. Using your driveway for the blood drive. Put trash out early. Trash exchange. High at work. We are all neighbors. Smoke for me please. Better science. Pictures of trash. Knocking on doors. Roof golf balls. Sync with the … Continue reading →

RIP Gilbert Gottfried. Don’t listen to me. Tend to your mother. Stop listening to me. Smoking and pumping gas. Loner car. Dog magic and dog miracles. Car cleaner. Sink is the only urinal. Distraction service. VIP dogs. Dog party. Dragonmere … Continue reading →

Problem with the front desk. Knocking on doors. Run it through the parking lot quick. Fingers. Cutting loose in the parking lot. Smash it up. Misplaced cactus. Towing practice. Parking lot lawyer. Lot prosecutor. Should have stayed at the other … Continue reading →

Hit by the car. Installing speed bumps. Talk. Dramatic performance. Rutting season. Cigarette colors. Cigarette calories. Cigarette weight. One hundred cigarettes. Defective gas cigarette. Cigarette dipping. Cigarettes are really bad for you. Electric syrup. Used gas. Scary music. Deaf man … Continue reading →