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RIP Gilbert Gottfried. Don’t listen to me. Tend to your mother. Stop listening to me. Smoking and pumping gas. Loner car. Dog magic and dog miracles. Car cleaner. Sink is the only urinal. Distraction service. VIP dogs. Dog party. Dragonmere … Continue reading →

Problem with the front desk. Knocking on doors. Run it through the parking lot quick. Fingers. Cutting loose in the parking lot. Smash it up. Misplaced cactus. Towing practice. Parking lot lawyer. Lot prosecutor. Should have stayed at the other … Continue reading →

Hit by the car. Installing speed bumps. Talk. Dramatic performance. Rutting season. Cigarette colors. Cigarette calories. Cigarette weight. One hundred cigarettes. Defective gas cigarette. Cigarette dipping. Cigarettes are really bad for you. Electric syrup. Used gas. Scary music. Deaf man … Continue reading →

Room rotation. Just leave the car alone please. Not really blind with dog to meet women. Grab my smokes. On a lot of not bad stuff. Kitchen dog. Slip money under the door to celebrate. The meeting. Knocking survey. Milk … Continue reading →

Wait it out. Ask if they are hot. Slipping notes under doors. Blew the hat up into the rooms. Pretend funeral person limit. Knocking on doors. Everything has a vanilla flavor. Hot driver. Bit your cheek refund. Extra breads. A … Continue reading →

Don’t answer the phone like that. Damages. Stain estimate. Parking next to my vehicle. Speakeasy. Cleaning fee issued to the hotel. Fallout shelter. Changing hotel locks. Shovel shelter. Hide in the basement. Instructions to be prepared. Preferred locksmith. Hotel Pledge. … Continue reading →

Observe my driving. The wrong hotel. Water sticks. Keeping clothing. Around my age. They left their clothes behind. Small head and leaving clothes. A real crossed line mistake at the front desk. File a situation report because it went down … Continue reading →

Bring your own carts. Low intelligence. Keep it instead. Self driving test. Only vape. Just keep them in there. Beat me up challenge. Preparing food. Reenacting movie scenes. Spin around. Ruined plumbing. Drugs limit. Gauge my drunkenness. The dumpster raccoon … Continue reading →

Shoe drop box. Prop open the back door and slip in unnoticed. Ball rental. Taking the ball. Taking the ball with you everywhere. Switching balls. Chirping balls. Quiet bowling. Licking oily balls.  Pinmaster. Bathroom taste. Throwing balls at cats. Shoes … Continue reading →

Fake drugs. Real front desks. Only one sandwich. No drive-thru. Drive-thru button. Taking apart the sandwich trouble. Fake drugs in the parking lot. Dirty in the room. Groundhogs day. Groundhog policy. Horse rabbit. Muskets. Mixed with fake drugs. Dragonmere has … Continue reading →