Brown napkins or white napkins? 100% wood bowling practice pins. Check on the parents situation again. Bowling paint! Drinking bleach and take a lot of pictures. We still haven’t gotten any ash trays. How do you connect the hose? We … Continue reading →

Are your parents married? How much for the tomato and the onion? No naps. Mr Bill. Sing happy birthday with me. Changing your number. Eggs in the shell please, to-go. Just stop it and keep your laws off my claws. … Continue reading →

Help me with this burnt pizza. Dragonmere is trying to find his date, Megan. I want to buy the used shoe rental shoes. Skunky wheelchair. Skunky bowling ball making my kid smell skunky. Fun time outside becomes skunky garments. Skunky … Continue reading →

It’s time to get spooky for Halloween. Nobody is handing out condoms because nobody is trick or treating. Nobody wants this generic candy crap either. Just nothing but terrible candy and no plunger. Dragonmere is a certified raccoon handler. Pumpkin … Continue reading →

Bunch of randomness in this one. This gas return call doesn’t go anywhere. Can you bring a flashlight in the store with you? Don’t transfer me!! Your gas burned down my friend’s house. I cut my own lines. Your tomatoes … Continue reading →

I think I’ll just talk in broken sentences for show notes for now: Re-calibrate the tables and phones. MLK Costume. Tomato ingredients. Where’s the survey codes?! My hair is falling out! Can I use your scale? Something about a taco. … Continue reading →

Labrat pranks a thing. It’s hard to tamper with Halloween candy. Casey Jones. Even or odd amounts of candy? Its just a bag. How many fries? I poop in the bag. Poop in the wrong tank? Hotel TV doesn’t work … Continue reading →

I’m not gonna sit here like a crazy person. Can Dragonmere bring in a bag of shit? It’s because I’m blind isn’t it? What’s the official way to get there? Banned from Starbucks. No sharp edges. Give me a ride. … Continue reading →

Chew my friends food for him, print my Doom wads & mp3 files, I need to put pee on the pancakes, and my pee is flammable. We also thew some pickup deliveries in there too. How many cars? Say what? … Continue reading →

Myself Dragonmere Labrat Toxic Llama and Dragonmere’s friend, he has a name but I can’t remember and it’s really late right now and I want to get this uploaded. Forgive me, but I have to finish my drink now… Dragonmere … Continue reading →