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Numerous issues with the call machine tonight, but we had a bunch of fun… Sugar-free room. No pong or table tennis. You are not cancelled. Ice delivery. Guilty for a dirty room. Free shipping. Do the earbuds the right way. … Continue reading →

Testing out the new dialer for a medium good show. Mask exchange. Gas pedal confusion. Change that email back for man managing. You stole the game account. Intervention. Oven printer. Package under the bed. It’s not a money thing. Gas … Continue reading →

SPLink premiere on this show. Metric gas. Metric air. That baby had no shoes on the feet. Ride fraud. Phone repair. Go pick up your own stuff. Pool info. The dog is included. Ordering stuff at 4 AM. It has … Continue reading →

A fun show. Bathroom suspects. Left handed phones. Metric cell phone conversion kit. Package rerouting. Don’t do drugs. Extra contact-less stuff. It’s already a month late. The package is in Austria. Do not give out your shoe size to phone … Continue reading →

Medium good show? Lots of places would not pick up. We get the momentum going eventually… Food restrictions. Clean the beans out. Old batteries. No answers for your car, smoke some marijuana instead, and do not post your contact info … Continue reading →

I just want the gift cards. A list to block the social medias. Just pay more instead of less. Not enough minutes. Something about a lack of hats or parts. Porn works better on a computer long gun. Trying to … Continue reading →

Music video in the drive-thru. Explain your lettuce, ice, and taco. Yank the cord from the wall. Fixing your internet. Completing a refund. Your vehicles were used in felonies. Why are you blocking my Uber eats account. Food in the … Continue reading →

TV situation. Angry calls with veal. Off the menu. Trying to be nice and hold the door and people are mean. Astrology. Dirty windshield. Room policies. Feng Shui energy flows. Dog bed package. Another package is missing. Free upgrades. We … Continue reading →

Authorize the pat-down. Room key and guest list phone interviews. We want a dirty room. Complainer return. Bad speakers. Ants on a blender. Tell me your problem now. Time to cross the bridge. Free bag of ice. Reroute the package. … Continue reading →

Missing TV charge. Hypothetical situations. Questions about broken glass in the room. Come and pick up your package already. Double or nothing. Naked pictures are free. Let’s hear a slap on the phone. Just admit you don’t want to pay. … Continue reading →