The calls are rough to start but we gather steam as we go. We start with a call already in progress. The medical. Please hold for the corporate office. Can the baskets be used without buying anything? Teeth. What does … Continue reading →

I need some bleach for cleaning and drinking. I kinda actually like the bowling shoes, maybe just a trade? Peepaw needs a gift card. Corporate makes the Arby’s bell ring again. Could you remove the light bulbs for Dad? Find … Continue reading →

Taco Bell man. Criminal bell ringers. Burger King man. Bell ringing money policy. The whole Black Friday experience. Turkey shaped beef. Make it rain for bell ringing, and everyone! Small cups. Sniff the deli meats. Consent forms for burgers and … Continue reading →

Turkey lubricant for the turkey party. I just want the turkey, no questions. Just a couple of tables for the 25 people in the hotel room. We need some teeth. This cake contains rat poison. This pizza contains rat poison. … Continue reading →

Brown napkins or white napkins? 100% wood bowling practice pins. Check on the parents situation again. Bowling paint! Drinking bleach and take a lot of pictures. We still haven’t gotten any ash trays. How do you connect the hose? We … Continue reading →

Are your parents married? How much for the tomato and the onion? No naps. Mr Bill. Sing happy birthday with me. Changing your number. Eggs in the shell please, to-go. Just stop it and keep your laws off my claws. … Continue reading →

Help me with this burnt pizza. Dragonmere is trying to find his date, Megan. I want to buy the used shoe rental shoes. Skunky wheelchair. Skunky bowling ball making my kid smell skunky. Fun time outside becomes skunky garments. Skunky … Continue reading →

It’s time to get spooky for Halloween. Nobody is handing out condoms because nobody is trick or treating. Nobody wants this generic candy crap either. Just nothing but terrible candy and no plunger. Dragonmere is a certified raccoon handler. Pumpkin … Continue reading →

Bunch of randomness in this one. This gas return call doesn’t go anywhere. Can you bring a flashlight in the store with you? Don’t transfer me!! Your gas burned down my friend’s house. I cut my own lines. Your tomatoes … Continue reading →

I think I’ll just talk in broken sentences for show notes for now: Re-calibrate the tables and phones. MLK Costume. Tomato ingredients. Where’s the survey codes?! My hair is falling out! Can I use your scale? Something about a taco. … Continue reading →