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This show has maximum power. You have been warned. Limits on drive-thru stuff, how many maximums. We can’t verify your bathroom is clean. Two adult rooms to-go please. Drive-thru hoarding. Cancel every reservation please. Door dash 4 gallons of gas, … Continue reading →

Thank you for being open, seriously. This show sounds like the beginning of the large scale lock downs… Buy raw foods from the drive-thru. We can work for you for free, volunteer n stuff. Purchase the empty shelves from the … Continue reading →

Just need to get some bleach. Bandage and a mop for the broken bone. Brown eggs. Prepay for 10 cents worth of gas for direct use on the hands. Shoes off during eating only. Consent form for the package. Dirty … Continue reading →

But we have permission to bring the kids into the liquor store! Key for all the rooms to bring the kids down, we have permission slips. Field trips to everywhere. We need to come in early to clean ahead of … Continue reading →

This is one of those shows/recordings that has a lot of talking and stuff in it… I try forcing a premise way too many times until it’s not funny anymore. So yeah… Buy the rental shoes. Talking to the Pin … Continue reading →

Asking for the main room key again for the podcast but this time I’m a best selling author named George. Book signing even has been moved up. Release forms for the dogs on the podcast. Jim Cab Magazine with Ceiling … Continue reading →

Bring your own plate promotion. Skype blows up again. Wash my own dishes in the back. I left the keys in the toilet, dig up the pipes. I was making calls from inside the store. Flushing restrictions. Making pranks form … Continue reading →

We need supervision. I’ll be the guy that won’t leave. What’s the supervision limit? Bus loads of kids. We are going to publish this call. You have to trade places. Which version do you use? Fast food takeover for the … Continue reading →

This place is haunted, I’m sending a crew! Mexican BLT with soup. Just don’t touch my skin. Could you write me a note for work for being late? For shopping, bad service, and not doing drugs. I’m not drunk and … Continue reading →

Drive-thru trash. We really needs some pants. Could you flush a bag for me in the bathroom? Please throw this bag away. We ask places to dump expired things/poop down toilets. Why did you answer? I’m completely covered by this … Continue reading →