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Skype crashes like a billion times tonight. Parking lot time limits. I need the dogs teeth when they fall out. Could you please go check for the teeth? Just checking if everything was okay, damn it Alex! This is for … Continue reading →

Wacky prank calls from the room phones and they won’t sign your cast. Who’s on LSD makin the weird phone calls? Herbs n pills in the room light bulb pipe. Is everything okay? Can you go get my shoes? Shower … Continue reading →

The New Years Eve Show, oh boy… Extended show for your pleasure, until midnight on the west coast, then edited down when nothing was happening. Where is Santa’s pipe, bro?. No drinking and no sparklers at Kum n Go. Planet … Continue reading →

The calls are rough to start but we gather steam as we go. We start with a call already in progress. The medical. Please hold for the corporate office. Can the baskets be used without buying anything? Teeth. What does … Continue reading →

I need some bleach for cleaning and drinking. I kinda actually like the bowling shoes, maybe just a trade? Peepaw needs a gift card. Corporate makes the Arby’s bell ring again. Could you remove the light bulbs for Dad? Find … Continue reading →

Taco Bell man. Criminal bell ringers. Burger King man. Bell ringing money policy. The whole Black Friday experience. Turkey shaped beef. Make it rain for bell ringing, and everyone! Small cups. Sniff the deli meats. Consent forms for burgers and … Continue reading →

Turkey lubricant for the turkey party. I just want the turkey, no questions. Just a couple of tables for the 25 people in the hotel room. We need some teeth. This cake contains rat poison. This pizza contains rat poison. … Continue reading →

Brown napkins or white napkins? 100% wood bowling practice pins. Check on the parents situation again. Bowling paint! Drinking bleach and take a lot of pictures. We still haven’t gotten any ash trays. How do you connect the hose? We … Continue reading →

Are your parents married? How much for the tomato and the onion? No naps. Mr Bill. Sing happy birthday with me. Changing your number. Eggs in the shell please, to-go. Just stop it and keep your laws off my claws. … Continue reading →

Help me with this burnt pizza. Dragonmere is trying to find his date, Megan. I want to buy the used shoe rental shoes. Skunky wheelchair. Skunky bowling ball making my kid smell skunky. Fun time outside becomes skunky garments. Skunky … Continue reading →