Wasting ALL the Time

This week Jon explains what legs even are, Cody wants to get a little oompf going on, and Dave says things editorially. Also, The whisky sour has withstood the test of time!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

01:58 - What Day is This?: National Whisky Sour Day

15:14 - Twitter-Ball Rapid-Shins

19:32 - Listener Suggested Scenes: Wrong Movie

27:35 - Questionnaise: Send them in!

28:56 - What's Weird in the World?: Mr. Greenhand's Creations

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This week Dave isn't there (until he is), Jon knows about the torrid affair with the beautiful cabana boy, and Cody wants seven and twenty large-sized weighing stones. Also, what is there left to not ruin?!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:04 - What Day is This?: National Mail Order Catalog Day

11:53 - What Have You Been Up To?: NO MAN'S SKY!!! Japanese Rock Band Documentary, web show?, D&D, etc.

18:49 - Fruitwards: Uninhibited Mystery, Deluxe Prosthesis, Arctic Balls

28:02 - Improv Game of the Week: Sportz Center

36:34 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

38:17 - Wrap-Up

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This week Dave is just trying to hold it together, Cody laughs with the President, and Jon teaches you what you need to know in order to work at Area 51. Also, there was more sufficing to go!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open (!)

05:46 - What Day is This?: National Presidential Joke Day

12:02 - Twittershin Rapidballs

17:25 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "D&D Jocks" from Gary and "When Aliens Attack" from Will. THANKS!!

29:59 - Questionnaise: Send them in!

31:35 - What's Weird in the World?: Stolen Rabbit!

This week Cody doesn't want to lose another football game, Dave is making spoons, and Jon tries to provide some customer support. Also, mustache eyebrows?

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:15 - What Day is This?: National Coast Guard Day

13:47 - What Have You Been Up To?: JON GOT HIS FIRST SMART PHONE!!! Pokemon GO, San Diego Comic Con, confusing Grant Imahara, meeting Chief Executives, job search, No Man's Sky spoiler avoidance, helping people move, etc.

21:57 - Fruitwards: DIY Spoons, Stealthy Culinary Institute, Wasted Customer Service

41:12 - Improv Game of the Week: Master Servant Disaster

47:28 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

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This week the guys do a "one-eighty" on the episode and go back-to-front! Jon asks for cell phone courtesy, Cody is showing you his generosity, and Dave would love to be your little sunshine! Also, F- means you don't get another shot.

Show Notes:

00:00 - Easter Egg

01:18 - Wrap-Up

02:18 - What's Weird in the World?: Pet Resort Exorcism

10:57 - Questionnaise: from Gary (in Natomas [Master of Divinity]), Will, and Will

20:17 - Listener Suggested Scenes: Cinema Cell Phones from Greg and 9 Year Old Movie Stars from Matt!

30:11 - Rapid Twitterball Shins of Twitter Rapidity!

34:55 - What Day is This?: National Chili Dog Day

41:08 - Introduction

44:25 - Cold Open

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This week Jon sits down to chat with modern-day old-fashioned explorer, Terrence "Falcon" Bradley. Terrence is planning an expedition to walk from California to the North of Russia, crossing the Bering Strait. Somehow. Find out all about him (and hear from our "sponsors") in this ep!

This week Will Reed returns to the podcast. He's trying out a new cereal, Cody has been playing Pokemon GO, Dave makes the jokes, and Jon tries to negotiate a Myrlin "infusion." Also we take life extra serious so our beverage consumers can take life less seriously.

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

02:02 - What Day is This?: National Grand Marnier Day

15:29 - What Have You Been Up To?: Wedding officiation, No Man's Sky preparation, house purchase, board game convention, LEGO Big Ben, birthday, Pokemon GO, documentary edit, job hunt, music music, Elder Scrolls Online, Pokemon Training Assistant, etc.

24:32 - Fruitwards: Unplanned Homeowner, Self-Righteous Breakfast

34:33 - Improv Game of the Week: Guest Game

44:57 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

This week, the guys celebrate American Independence Day in the only way they know how... revealing the TRUE history of these United States. Jon presents the Jonathan Hansen Lecture Series: Lecture 1 - A New American History, Dave gives a failed speech, and Cody just wants to get to murdering. Also, tipples everywhere!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Thanks

01:15 - Introductions

05:34 - The United States Flag

16:45 - The National Anthem

25:05 - Truth or Dare?

32:46 - Red Coats

40:07 - Naming a Nation

47:38 - Presidentures

54:47 - Obscure Speeches

58:44 - Outroductions

Thanks to Will, Greg, Jason, Sara, Kevin, and others.

This week Jon refuses to shake hands, Cody wants to get 6.5 billion shares on social media, and Dave is flummoxed by the selection of signage. Also, reason 672 Dave is going to kill Cody in his sleep. 

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

01:44 - What Day is This?: National Handshake Day

08:47 - Twittershins/Rapid Balls

12:21 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Social Enforcers" from Greg the Great and "There's a Sign For That" from Super Message Sender

28:48 - Questionnaise: from Will "How do you make the most epic banana split ever?"

32:30 - What's Weird in the World?: Flag State of War

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This week Cody is eating crayons, Dave tries to distance himself from missing children, and Jon doesn't need prenatal education. Also, "alright, you've got me!"

Show Notes:

00:00 - Thank you song (leave us a review on iTunes and get a song written about you)

03:29 - What Day is This?: National Pink Day

15:37 - What Have You Been Up To?: Putting on a show, working, new hard drive, audiobooking, The Flight of the Sparrow by Ken Cressman is now for sale, Minecraft, purchasing audiobooks, baseball, etc.

21:35 - Fruitwards: Lazy Birth, Flexible Camp

30:56 - Improv Game of the Week: Press Conference

50:49 - Cody's Words of Wisdom

52:34 - Call for July 4th scene suggestions

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