It's that time of the year again for the Watchersville play!

Everyone taking part in this performance has not been allowed to look at the script beforehand. They have no idea what the storyline is or anything about the characters they will be playing.  

There’s going to be questionable creative choices taken, but it’s all in the name of showing off.

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This week the shrubs in your backyard will attack at midnight and more dragons are being thrown out of their homes as the popularity of living in caves continues to be a thing for middle class people around the county.

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This week the elephants of Elephant Cove will begin their annual wander up through the town later in the month, so be sure to hide anything you don’t want them to nick with their trunks as they walk by.

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The blanket statement about blankets has been taken back after it was discovered throws for your couch are sort of blankets too but with a different name.

And Sidney can get you season 2 of Northern Exposure.

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This week the sky almost fell, but a last minute decision saw it change it’s mind.

And the Mayor has made one of her random decisions and has banned anyone in the county from eating or cooking breakfast for dinner.

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The musical based on episode 28, season 3 of Beverly Hills 90210 where Donna Martin almost doesn't graduate has it's opening night on Saturday.

And the men in the blue ties have been seen in the industrial area of town this past week. 

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The magpies are back as you may have notices, but there's no need to fear them as it's their "chill time".

And Celeste Cecile is back in town after a 6 month round the world trip on a paper plane. 

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As of next Thursday at 2:23pm, first will now be second and second will be first.

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