Greetings subscribers and members of the Watchersville latest newsletter.

The town was abuzz with excitement and a little apathy, which is confusing and tens of tens of people who love the number ten have gathered outside a letter box with the number tewn on it.

Greetings subscribers and members of the Watchersville latest newsletter.

 The Miming To Songs You Don’t Know Festival is set to kick off this weekend with a massive headlining act and it's time to pop in your suggestions on what the council’s suggestion box should look like. 

Greetings subscribers and members of the Watchersville latest newsletter.

Filming for the murder mystery movie about killer earrings will start next week. We aren’t sure where or exactly when but it’s definitely going to happen to please don’t accidently walk into any shots. It will ruin the scenes and that will make the producers very angry.

Greetings subscribers and members of the Watchersville latest newsletter.

This week’s edition is brought to you by endless possibilities. Look at them all, so endless and possible. And a reminder that the underwater disco is for people with scuba experience and marine life. 

Greetings subscribers and members of the Watchersville latest newsletter.

This week’s edition is brought to you by staying frosty and keeping your sunglasses on at night. Corey Hart approves and the rest of us are in awe and a little scared.

Greetings subscribers and members of the Watchersville latest newsletter.

The Tortie Council are holding crisis talks and a final reminder that this weekend we must all put out a box of crayons for the giant creepy babies to grab in the middle of the night to eat. 

Greetings subscribers and members of the Watchersville latest newsletter.

The trolls under the bridges in the county have declared their vegetarian diets are collectively over and the Watchersville Puzzle Club tackle a 20,000 piece jigsaw of a 20,000 jigsaw. 

Greetings subscribers and members of the Watchersville latest newsletter.

This week scavenge hunts in and around the mountains have gotten so popular that there are now line ups at clue locations and the ban on red and yellow stripped tents and marques will be lifted at the end of this year. 

Greetings subscribers and members of the Watchersville latest newsletter.

This week the flies have decided they will boycott this year’s Council rubbish collection strike and David Glowfish has had enough with people thinking he use to play Mulder in The X-Files. 

Greetings subscribers and members of the Watchersville latest newsletter.

This week the Dark Lords of the Scary Woods have requested more privacy as more and more kids find their bravery and venture in through the trees to spy on them.

And erchant ships have been held up at the docks while the whole customs department are away on a bonding retreat.