Waylays and Melees

## In this episode, the party finally escapes the cave after retrieving the item and surviving the harrowing attacks. They, once again, come face to face with the terrors within the wood. If the hills are alive with the sound of music, the trees are alive with the sound of Murder.

### Dun. Dun. DUnnnnnnnnn

## Will the party make it out in one piece? Will Ziemniak ever stop eating? And who IS the interior designer of these woods anyways?!

# Find out in this episode of Waylays and Melees!

##Shamas (dm) tries to guide these miserable saps of soot and syrup through the cave which house both the sought-after box and its guardian. Will Surtos (Graham), R-9731 (Etrav), Ziemniak (Jessi), and Falco (Blake) survive the journey? Why were they told to not kill the guard? Why are they stuck with "Not Kes"? And

#WHAT IS IN THE BOX?!

##When the party finally gets through with the Danniker situation, they are met with an unlikely resolution... or is it? Despite the uncertain outcome, they get their first mission far from the Office with a new handler and many more new problems to overcome.

###Tasked to find a box in a cave in a far off forest, the party wonders if their dozen or so comrades are reinforcements or simply fodder. More than that, who is the guardian of the box for which they were warned, what else could lie in these woods, and what is in the box?!

In this episode, the cast breaks down the blind-siding events of the session. Join us as we barely get through it in one piece.

Join our indentured servants; Ziemniak (Jessie), R-9731 (E-Trav), Surtos (Graham), Falco (Blake) and Rayne (Nick) as they go on a side mission of Kes Morne's to stop a suspected child abductor.

##In this episode of The Office, Jim Halpert (Falco) and Pam Beesly (Ziemniak) have to help Dwight Schrute (R-9731) and Ryan Howard (Surtos) in their quest to meet Michael Scott (Jahl Fet), completing the next step in their quest to freedom!

###It's gross.

##wtf just happened? No one knows really... let's dive into a recap of the events and see where the players landed after the mind f&#k that just happened.

##wtf just happened? No one knows really... let's dive into a recap of the events and see where the players landed after the mind f&#k that just happened.

##R-9731 (Elliot), Ziemniak (Jess), Surtos (Graham), and Falco (Blake) go from the frying pan into a hard place.

###From hanging out as slaves to rocking out as indentured servants, they're just having a great time being forced to open creatures up for sport. It's....it's just great. They love it here.

###Listen, I know the Kelpi thing was rough, but bare with us because the audio in this one is a bit rougher. The only thing more hard to hear is the ending to this session's story.

###Hold on to your butts and ready your ear holes because you, the party, and the rest of the world is about to meet "The Wood"