Listen, I know the Kelpi thing was rough, but bare with us because the audio in this one is a bit rougher. The only thing more hard to hear is the ending to this session's story.

Hold on to your butts and ready your ear holes because you, the party, and the rest of the world is about to meet "The Wood"

##The After Party

###To one of the more gruesome of sessions. It's been a day when you go from an acquaintance of yours being flogged to death again and again right to the person responsible for your escape being killed by a sticky hate horse of doom.

Discuss.

#Session Two was a whole thing, it seems!

###Shamas (dm) is just trying to get Graham (Surtos), Nick (Rayne), Elliot (R-9731), Jessica (Ziemniak), and Blake (Falco) through this shit storm we call a Dungeons and Dragons Story. Thots and Prayers.

##The After Party we didn't ask for, but the one we deserved.

###What is there to say after a mouthy devil-man gets flogged to death not once but several times? What's next?

A big ol' yikes-o-rama from me, friends. Big Oofs.

# The First Session...

### With everyone at the table, save for Nick (Rayne). Turns out that our adventuring party is nearly all children! Where are there parents? Who leaves them with a horny...I mean, horned devil man? What is happening?

# The First Session...

### With everyone at the table, save for Nick (Rayne). Turns out that our adventuring party is nearly all children! Where are there parents? Who leaves them with a horny...I mean, horned devil man? What is happening?

# Elliot and Shamas shun Karl again and again

### It's like... is it so hard to just be not seen and not heard? Like, where are you parents?!

# Elliot plays R-9731 as he embarks on the stoic shitstorm which Shamas the DM has laid before him.

### Be honest... would you put your brain in a robot's body?

# Jess and Shamas talk about...whatever the f*ck just happened.

### There....there are no words.

# Jessica Sluslarski plays Ziemniak... probably on accident

### Follow along as we watch Shamas and Jess struggling through a session that should have been done so much smoother, but no one took into account how bad these two are at playing Dungeons and Dragons.