WE pilot John Minus 9, discover the first American Kaiju, and introduce you to Kiwi Michael Caine.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Dune

36:44 - Children of Men

WE stick our hands in the pain box, get robbed at nunchuck-point, and determine the next season.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE report on the alien adventures of Bert and Ernie, hop on a time travelling train, and daydream about Sy Snootles.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Arrival

46:21 - Star Wars?

Listen to those pitter-pattering feets, WEASNY is coming. Wesley activates his post-cog abilities and Ethan flirts with some septopods.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Minority Report

44:10 - Arrival

WE get into our milk bath and introduce you to God-Greg Jr.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE spend more time talking about the previous two Venom movies than the third even entertained. WE also join the Department of Acid. 

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Quiz

33:57 - Review

Unsurprisingly, we have become Trevathan as we review KOTPOTA, 2024, and Raka’s deal. Prepare your IHOPs for a revolution in scrolls.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

It's all Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes review.

WE celebrate the cousins, flex piano trivia, and get to the core of Trevathan.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - A Real Pain

42:19 - Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

WE talk Thelma and try to become the most famous people from each of our hometowns.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Thelma

26:19 - A Real Pain

Welcome to what is by far the most nostalgic and personal episode of WEASNY by far. Wes begged me to put “Muffins” in the show notes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM. 

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Didi

52:42 - Thelma