As the new year rounds, WE refuse to forget Eon, discuss the nature of Snotlout’s infatuation, and express concern over Shrek 5. Do you think Ethan remembers the rules of the street?

WE also do a quiz for all the movies of 2025. Genuine apologies to any shamans.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Intro

07:25 - Review: How to Train Your Dragon 3

45:42 - Quiz: The Road to El Dorado

01:03:58 - Year End Quiz

WE get frustrated about the right way to eat a push pop, discuss the mythicism around the martini, and we make Hiccup huge.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: The Bad Guys

43:22 - Quiz: How to Train Your Dragon 3

WE celebrate going back to prison/hell, roast high school philosophers, and finish up with some Family Guy impressions that Ethan clearly loves.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE open the skill tree, misplace our children, and become the first Noel.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: How to Train Your Dragon 2

44:13 - Quiz: Kung Fu Panda 4

WE heap praise on the middle name Diarrheanstein, ask questions about the Roald Dahl estate, and get too excited about DRAGO.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

40:10 - Quiz: How to Train Your Dragon 2

WE talk X-Men, write a taxi-based YA novel, and Wes is struck down by Weird Al.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: How to Train Your Dragon

50:31 - Quiz: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

WE present Bill Nye hot takes, convince you to join your college improv team, and evaluate the length of the show.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE complete the greatest story ever told by reviewing Doubt, go to Staples, and talk about talking about this season.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: Doubt

40:55 - Review: Season

WE lament the lack of rapture despite  multiple promises, casually discuss the ice wall, and press X to Doubt.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review:  Ben Hurr

40:16 - Quiz: Doubt

WE do some desert construction and slap on our Heston brand gritted teeth.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review:  First Reformed

42:14 - Quiz: Ben Hurr