Welcome to Blues, brother. Dawson-Rosario-Dawson Rosario Dawson Rosario is the new Deal or No Deal Banker. Ethan has a stroke. 

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE bring the bad news. Mission Impossible was lost during an operation, get the apology we’ve been asking for, and question the idea of how well Ethan understands computers.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - MI: Final Reckoning Part 2 of 1

46:33 - Season Wrap

WE track some isotopes, covet cruciform keys, and prepare to say goodbye.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - MI: Dead Reckoning Part One

45:32 - MI: Final Reckoning Part One

WE get into disagreements into what did or did not happen in the most complicated MI movie so far, but settle on the fact that this one should have been called Rogue Nations.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - MI: Fallout

41:35 - MI: Dead Reckoning Part One

WE welcome you to America’s Podcast, do some car stunts, and lock in to the wrong How Stella Got Her Groove Back actor. 

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - MI: Rogue Nation

50:04 - MI: Fallout

WE demand our tax money back from the IMF, drive down elevators, and pick our ears.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - MI: Ghost Protocol

00:47:13 - MI: Rogue Nation

WE cancel songs, stop Kony’s cappin’, and follow the protocol for ghost sightings.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - MI3

00:46:15 - MI: Ghost Protocol

The BFA is watching us for this ep. WE read for clout, bond with our close-in-age uncles, and talk about the Shrek 5 teaser trailer.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - MI2

00:30:01 - MI3

01:00:41 - Shrek 5 Trailer

WE dedicate this episode to all the close uncles and every single rat. Watch me binge watch a limited series. We truly spend most of this episode talking about a character in MI1 that does not exist.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - MI1

51:21 - MI2

Wes up, it’s real honk honk hours. Get out your grappling watches, because this mission is impossible.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee