WE put on our Ant-Man tech, rip up some decks, and prep our homes for Nicomund the Red.

Be advised here, if you have any interest in seeing Violent Night, we do recommend it, and would recommend doing so blind. We spoil a lot of it.

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00:00 - Red One

29:17 - Violent Night

This Christmas, WE consider what it means to be a Santa-like individual as we conjecture on what could possibly happen in Violent Night and Red One. Neither of us had seen either of these!

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00:00 - Violent Night

29:46 - Red One

WE talk about condiments for truly so long in order to not talk about C.I.Ape and post-mortem the concept of espionage.

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Review: C.I.Ape

Season Wrap (01:02:47)

WE move a little closer to the center (NOT REALLY), develop our road act, and Ape Out.

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Review: The 39 Steps

Quiz (42:00): C.I.Ape

WE create new Magic: the Gathering cards, waste the protagonist’s time, and step with the sheep.

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Review: Skyfall

Quiz (45:14): The 39 Steps

WE Hong Kong, advocate for shorter funerals, and do some reptile dental work

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Review: Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Quiz (35:45): Skyfall

WE tease Dad Movies, talk about Piece by Piece, and finally say hi to Brangelina.

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Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Review: Goldfinger

Quiz (46:28): Mr. and Mrs. Smith

WE discuss the final game of tag, catalog the history of Caspers, and get their fingers in some gold. 

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Review: Infernal Affairs

Quiz (37:27): Goldfinger

WE hollow out our McNuggets, talk ankh, and adopt some adults.

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WE discuss toys that poop, Rhinestone, and the podcast’s newest enemy.

About halfway through the episode, something happened to Wes’s audio where it gets static-y and some parts are lost. Sorry y’all.

TW: Pet death

Review (05:50): Rhinestone

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