Ethan describes his puzzle of hair, and WE get boombastic.

Leonard Nimoy Bilbo Baggins Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuQbus0xfhk

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: Miss Congeniality

37:06 - Quiz: Mr. Bean’s Holiday

Wes invents a brand new Sandra Bullock movie, Ethan reveals his true relationship to Wes, and WE find the G.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE draw some parallels between Peacemaker and National Treasure, and identify The Bad Guys as a series by and for pervs. WE also discuss Shrek 5 and do a quick studio comparison with Illumination. 

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: The Bad Guys 2

38:54 - Review: The Season

WE ask you to prove it, discuss Lego Star Wars again, and steal the Mr. Moon. 

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Intro

06:50 - Review: The Road to El Dorado

47:34 - Quiz: The Bad Guys 2

As the new year rounds, WE refuse to forget Eon, discuss the nature of Snotlout’s infatuation, and express concern over Shrek 5. Do you think Ethan remembers the rules of the street?

WE also do a quiz for all the movies of 2025. Genuine apologies to any shamans.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Intro

07:25 - Review: How to Train Your Dragon 3

45:42 - Quiz: The Road to El Dorado

01:03:58 - Year End Quiz

WE get frustrated about the right way to eat a push pop, discuss the mythicism around the martini, and we make Hiccup huge.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: The Bad Guys

43:22 - Quiz: How to Train Your Dragon 3

WE celebrate going back to prison/hell, roast high school philosophers, and finish up with some Family Guy impressions that Ethan clearly loves.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE open the skill tree, misplace our children, and become the first Noel.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: How to Train Your Dragon 2

44:13 - Quiz: Kung Fu Panda 4

WE heap praise on the middle name Diarrheanstein, ask questions about the Roald Dahl estate, and get too excited about DRAGO.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

40:10 - Quiz: How to Train Your Dragon 2

WE talk X-Men, write a taxi-based YA novel, and Wes is struck down by Weird Al.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: How to Train Your Dragon

50:31 - Quiz: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie