WE evaluate the successes and failures of Kimmy Schmidt, have Cliff Claven epiphanies, and champion the greatest Wilson brother.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Godzilla vs Biollante

41:41 - Superman II

WE eviscerate Air and Water shows and did a bit about the US doing serious studies into crystals, but that part got cut off. 

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Review: Superman (1978)

57:26 - Quiz: Godzilla vs Biollante

Stay tuned to the end of the episode for the shortest review of Superman (2025).

WE hunt pokemon for sport, discuss the historical accuracy of conventional laser ammunition, and are overcome with a lust for a big ol’ diamond.

This is the TEDTalk that Ethan referenced (https://www.ted.com/talks/anna_deavere_smith_four_american_characters) .Please note he has not seen it in 20 years.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Return of Godzilla

49:48 - Superman (1978)

01:08:48 - Superman (2025)

WE start the strongest season of all time and definitely aren't riding the James Gunn Superman Hype Train.

Quiz: Return of Godzilla

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

We Rocket Power in our spaceships as we close out the season and educate you on the boppa da boopi conundrum.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Review: Close Encounters of the Third Kind

WE outsource the podcast, lose the ability to return home, and sculpt with chicken wire.

Here’s that Kong: Skull Island scene for context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffKt-n311mY

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Blue Beetle

44:50 - Close Encounters of the Third Kind

WE take charge of bonfires and take a trip to Palmera City.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Brian and Charles

43:22 - Blue Beetle

Wesley prays to a forgotten archangel, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), pitch a new cooking show, and Kenneth Branaugh catches 1000s of strays. 

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - The Martian

43:22 - Brian and Charles

Ethan becomes the worst Harkonnen, and Wesley Say Anything’s with a Big Mouth Billy Bass and WE shout out the Potion Kid from middle school. 

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Dune Part 2

38:53 - The Martian

WE fushigi our way through Driver’s Ed, read trivia about Froley, and introduce 2 new racers to the Dune-iverse.

Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese

Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

00:00 - Children of Men

46:57 - Dune 2