Brandon and Seth defend Melo's Western Conference Player of the Week award, guarantee that Carmelo will be Finals MVP, and give tips for taking advantage of online furniture companies.

Brandon took a load management night so Seth's neighbor comic Shain Brenden joins We Already Had Clyde to challenge his former employer NBC Sports NW to a fight, talk about hosting the Oregon Sports Awards with Jordan Kent, investing booster money, Dajuan Wagner, how to fit a bed/couch/office/gym/club into a ten by ten room, and make references to local comedy. Also Carmelo and the Blazers are in here somewhere.

Comedian and one half of the What's More Metal pod Dan Weber joins Brandon and Seth to discuss Melo's debut, the all-time worst Blazers teams, and furniture shopping principles. Brandon debuts his new segment on pulled pork.

Brandon and Seth are soul searching. What is We Already Had Clyde if EVERYONE is down on the Blazers? They give optimism a try, speculate about Anthony Tolliver's voice, talk about booing Drake, and identify the Miami HEAT player that gave Dion Waiters that million dollar gummy.

Shain Brenden (@shainbrenden) is on the pod to talk about Western Conference Finals Emotions, and the things that derailed us from making the NBA, we cover many topics.

Comedian Sam Whiteley (instagram: Slammin1977, twitter: locked account don't worry about it) comes by to help us heal after Game 5 and steel ourselves for Game 6. He also gives us juice on the world of high school basketball and deep cuts all around. Brandon reveals what made him the player he is today.

The Blazers are winning the championship so Brandon and Seth are making plans. Also: Boycotting the Rockets-Warriors litigation series and Steve Blake going undrafted by the Big 3.

Kim (@kdubinthisclub) is back coming straight from her debut on the local news as a popcorn critic to talk with Brandon and Seth about the Blazers path to the conference finals, Dame putting on the Mitt Romney suit to become the anti-Russ, ASMR, The Year The Blazers Could've Won It All If Nurk Didn't Get Hurt, Herman The Sturgeon, and exciting details about the suicide pact.

Comedian Shain Brenden (@shainbrenden) comes over to talk about the Blazers going undefeated in the playoffs, Corbin Smith, fantastic Rose Garden chos and how to order them, Barstool takes, Max Fortune, fruit costumes, Augusta Yellowjackets, and the amount of race science you have come to expect.