We Already Had Clyde

We Already Had Clyde sensation comedian Max Fortune returns to talk playoffs, his awful NBA award selections, secret player polls, and then Brandon reveals his theory that LeBron is QAnon. Seth just wanted to talk about the white ref dunking.

It's another cross over episode with NATIONAL NBA writer Corbin Smith and his world famous Take It Or Break It pod! We talk NCAA, Nurk's injury, Blazers future, Big Baller Brand's crumbling empire, and a whole lot more that you need to listen to because this is Brandon's MJ pod performance.

Cross over ep! Seth and Brandon intended to record an episode of Take It Or Break It with popular NBA writer Corbin Smith but a snafu prevented Brandon from making it. Luckily Hoopfluencer Ananth Pandian stepped up and filled in with some Brandon-esque wild takes.

NBA Writer Sean Highkin (@highkin) joins Seth and Brandon to talk about the Blazers hot streak tradition and NBA Hard Knocks, and then provides a comprehensive prediction that Space Jam 2 will suck.

Brandon and Seth are joined by pillar of the Blazers twitter community/Rip City Report super fan/inspired amateur forensic accountant Kim (@kdubinthisclub) to talk about the playoff implications of the Blazers getting stuck in an elevator, Brandon getting banned from a pickup basketball game, player goss, and Blazers championship suicide pacts. 

Comedian and Portland Trail Blazers most enthusiastic super fan Max Fortune (@MaxTFortune) joins Brandon and Seth to talk about the very long All-Star break, Bombing in front of Festus Ezeli, Blazers seven game road trip, Giannis, Kardashians, Canadians, recipes, stealing saffron, Corvegas, Gentle Dental, corporate tax dodgers that take slogans from murderers, shitting on Coach K, Ball In The Family, and much more, maybe too much more.

IT'S EP 22 SO WE HAD TO BRING IT: Comedian/Blazers Lifer Dan Weber (@danieltweber, pod: What's More Metal? show: Reading The Bible With Dan) joins Brandon and Seth on the couch to talk Enes Kanter, Meyers Leonard, Clyde Drexler, Greg Oden, Zach Randolph, Brandon Roy, Steve Blake, Damon Stoudamire, Portland being an overrated basketball city, favorite All-Star events and how to improve them, and of course Brandon got into some genetics stuff.

Seth, Brandon, and Chopper are back on the couch trying to keep up with insanity and inanity of the trade deadline, and, somehow, English cuisine and different types of American white basketball players.

Erik Garcia Gundersen (LeBron Wire, Locked On Blazers, etc.) is in the stewd to rundown the NBA chaos and what the Blazers won't do.

Seth and Brandon discover the real reason LeBron wants to play with Anthony Davis, discuss the Blazers having the worst shoe back court in the NBA, talk about the worst players to be referenced in rap, mean spirited player rap references, broke dating, and the life of a young Chalupa pimp.